Landon
@deeohaytch.bsky.social
The Former Bridget Jones of gay DC
DFW ➡️ DC ➡️ NY
DFW ➡️ DC ➡️ NY
I watched 48 seasons of survivor in the two years but this season is such a slog to get through
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I watched 48 seasons of survivor in the two years but this season is such a slog to get through
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
Get me to Mamdani’s country
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Get me to Mamdani’s country
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Folks, I fear the only way to save the planet is to completely dismantle our concept of wealth. We invented money, and all it got us is shareholders and billionaires. We need a new system.
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Folks, I fear the only way to save the planet is to completely dismantle our concept of wealth. We invented money, and all it got us is shareholders and billionaires. We need a new system.
Hinge my most compatible is never going to be a 5’4” moderate just FYI
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hinge my most compatible is never going to be a 5’4” moderate just FYI
At least this wedding has good views
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
At least this wedding has good views
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OPEN THE SCHOOLS
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
OPEN THE SCHOOLS
There’s a hot tall man sitting across the aisle from me on this flight…first thing he opens up on his laptop is ChatGPT
a woman is crying while leaning against a wall and her eyes are closed .
ALT: a woman is crying while leaning against a wall and her eyes are closed .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
There’s a hot tall man sitting across the aisle from me on this flight…first thing he opens up on his laptop is ChatGPT
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Democrats are obsessed with the idea that if they check all the boxes and followed all the rules, they did their jobs. If you failed to prosecute Trump and he comes back and becomes President again, you failed at your job even if you checked all the boxes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Democrats are obsessed with the idea that if they check all the boxes and followed all the rules, they did their jobs. If you failed to prosecute Trump and he comes back and becomes President again, you failed at your job even if you checked all the boxes.
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People on X and Fox News shitting on Trump
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
People on X and Fox News shitting on Trump
I can’t wait to vote against Chuck Schumer
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I can’t wait to vote against Chuck Schumer
Dang if only our president after trumps first term didn’t have a brain full of tapioca
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dang if only our president after trumps first term didn’t have a brain full of tapioca
No one:
Debbie Downer:
Debbie Downer:
unfortunately if i had a super power it would be killing the vibe. like a live action eeyore.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
No one:
Debbie Downer:
Debbie Downer:
We know what art is Lemon! It's paintings of horses!
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We know what art is Lemon! It's paintings of horses!
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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"Trump canceled your flight" is about as easy as messaging gets.
FAA reducing air traffic by 10% across 40 'high-volume' markets during government shutdown
The Federal Aviation Administration announced Wednesday that it will reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government...
apnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Trump canceled your flight" is about as easy as messaging gets.
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When absolutely none of the insane shit Debra Messing raved about on her IG stories takes place, New Yorkers should all gather to do the Told You So dance outside her building.
a woman says told you so in a room
Alt: Debbie Reynolds waves her hands in front of her while performing the "told you so" dance from will & grace.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When absolutely none of the insane shit Debra Messing raved about on her IG stories takes place, New Yorkers should all gather to do the Told You So dance outside her building.
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miss vote blue no matter who saw she and trump were on the same side and said “yeah that seems fine”
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
miss vote blue no matter who saw she and trump were on the same side and said “yeah that seems fine”
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Merrick Garland needs to be included in whatever Nuremburg 2.0 we end up doing
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Merrick Garland needs to be included in whatever Nuremburg 2.0 we end up doing
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Debra Messing’s Instagram story gonna look like this after Zohran wins ………………………………………………………………………………………
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Debra Messing’s Instagram story gonna look like this after Zohran wins ………………………………………………………………………………………
Pulled this diva if any oomfs wanna try and wonder pick her
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pulled this diva if any oomfs wanna try and wonder pick her
Can’t believe it’s only $35 to go from NYC to Ohio!
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Can’t believe it’s only $35 to go from NYC to Ohio!