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Landon
@deeohaytch.bsky.social
The Former Bridget Jones of gay DC

DFW ➡️ DC ➡️ NY
He played rugby too
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ok but Peter Claffey for Ryan Price next season on Heated Rivalry…he’s 6’5” and can skate 👀👀
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Are you having palpitations lol
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
This rivalry is cold (war)
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
There are heated rivalries everywhere for those with eyes
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Me the last 24 hours:
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
America (hopefully):
a man holding a basketball with the words " i got next " behind him
ALT: a man holding a basketball with the words " i got next " behind him
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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The most annoying reality show contestant in history and it’s not up for debate
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
When Maura got picked up by Rob
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
He put a LoJack on his ex’s car he’s insane

Also he just came out and already is married and has a kid? I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have a slut phase
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I need him to wrangle my snake
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Evil rots you from the inside
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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"vote!!"

for what exactly?
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Not my house, but I know my way around
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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If you’re still using Twitter, why?
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour

• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world

• Women who speak out become targets by users

(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
“What is this about your daughter marrying my husband? Would you do this to your friend and neighbor Fruma Sarah?”
January 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
A drunk taquito would fix me rn
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I miss it so much I had to get the Yeti
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
This is for single gays looking for love yall already have your menses!
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
At least you’ve already got the haircut?
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I don’t like seeing feeble Magneto!
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Girl they clearly succeeded because yall didn’t do shit
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.
We must speak plainly: January 6th was an attempted coup. It was an effort to nullify millions of lawful votes and subvert the will of the American people.
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM