"Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in."

Being kept up at night by the fact that the Christmas version of Pringles have "Merry Pringles" on the box instead of "Pringle all the way" "Merry Crispmas" etc

I've shared this quote before but I'll share it again, as it's one I've been thinking about a lot as I've watched how our oligarchs have been behaving over the past few months.

you know you’re an adult when you have more coffee mugs than friends.

It is once again the time of year where I remind you that if a Reindeer has antlers in December, that is a female reindeer.

Rudolph is a strong woman in the workplace and we Stan a queen.

I'm not sure who needs to hear this (me) but lemsip is simply crushed paracetamol and chemically flavoured lemon water, not a magic potion that's in any way more powerful than any other cold remedy

The older I get, the more I wonder at those who capture the blunt, angry numbness of grief. Not just the sorrow; the emptiness, the rage. The tiring, tedious business of running on the spot.

I wish Brian comfort, and only hope he knows how many people his words will reach, and help.

SIMPLY HAVING A

🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵

Why does this look like a hungover eyeball to me

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

Shout out to husband who thought Bluesky was pronounced 'blooski'

Hey Bluesky void, just creating a profile here to let you know that the microwave popcorn from Lidl is top tier.