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Spencer Johnson
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MMM stoatistician and filthy weasel, he/him
fishers making nest boxes warm... this warms my heart

(shoutout to the S. Johnson who helped with this study! i wish i could say that was me but it is not)
A new study experiments with a low-cost way to monitor den-box use by martens & fishers – temperature loggers.

By analyzing the rate of temperature change, researchers correctly identified every fisher and marten den visit—and even distinguished the two species! 🦊🌍🧪
Using temperature loggers to monitor den box use by American martens, fishers, and tree squirrels - Stacks Journal
Peer-reviewed research - Using temperature loggers to monitor den box use by American martens, fishers, and tree squirrels
doi.org
August 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"green rabbitbush" and "Greene's rabbitbush" being different species is a crime against taxonomy
July 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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and now a message from our commercial sponsor
youtu.be/zJ6473NY0nQ?...
LORD OF THE RINGS CHILE BEER ADS (Cerveza Cristal)
YouTube video by FilmStir
youtu.be
May 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
had undoubtedly my funniest veg transect ever
May 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
folks who do outdoor fieldwork in cold conditions: I cannot recommend these reusable handwarmers from Ignik enough. I used one pair all week on my last field hitch. they still got hot today. they're like $2 each at REI
May 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Things I learned in #2025MMM - urination time of all mammals (all animals?) is essentially the same (21 seconds plus/minus 13 seconds), what patagium is, quokkas yeet their babies at predators so they can escape, and the word kleptoparasitism which I plan to use at every opportunity. Yay, science!
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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#2025MMM a reminder that you can support the art team directly with purchases from our shop! ermineainc.org/shop/
Shop – Erminea Inc.
ermineainc.org
April 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Enter, the Antechinus to bring tiny carnage.
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
MMM is the only time of year I'm active on this account and @stoatamatic.bsky.social. I mostly use Bluesky with my art account! I won't drop my nom-de-plume publicly here for Reasons but if you're interested, feel free to DM
April 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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POLAR BEAR IS THE #2025MMM CHAMPION!!!!

ARTWORK by @veppart.bsky.social!
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my bracket was a bust, and even my backup picks didn't pull through 😔 good thing I didn't bet anything on it this year #2025MMM
let all the haters know I'm on Team Kitty tonight #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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And lastly, thank you to all the coMMMunity for being an essential facet of the MMMagic of this annual extravaganza. Thank you for being us. #2025MMM
a knitted gnome is standing next to a ball of pink yarn
Alt: a knitted gnome is standing next to a ball of pink yarn knitting hearts that float up
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Time has NOT run out, & each of us can make an impact protecting our communities & recovering our ecosystems- through our time, through our effort, through our choices, through our political engagement, through our thoughtful conversations with loved ones. #2025MMM
a herd of elephants standing in a field with birds flying around them
Alt: a herd of elephants standing in a field with birds flying around them
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Recent weeks, months, years have been full of challenges and heartbreak. For everyone. For all of you here tonight, we are so happy and thankful that you are joining us in this celebration of our natural world. #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sorry for the lack of stoatistics in #2025MMM tonight. I'm moving to Salt Lake City this weekend for a new job. Probably will be too busy packing tomorrow night too, but I should be back on Monday!
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Taking another crack at the two divisions that didn't pan out for me! And yes, there's still one musteloid left, so even if it's foolish, I'm picking it. You got skin in the game, you stay in the game #TeamCoati #2025MMM
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Still 20 points left on the board after round 2 of #2025MMM but still undeniably a #BracketBust
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I got 5 points in the entire division. welp #2025MMM #BracketBust
My Only Ones bracket is totally kaput, and now the tapir is the Only One I have left in Tuxedo Style #2025MMM
March 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Alright, I am not saying #2025MMM reactions are predictable... but I also had this video at my hooftips...
March 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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lol to drive home that scientifically accurate running away is a thing and okay, I made my students imagine themselves as a langur. Turned off all the lights, made them close their eyes, and played the sounds of the T.Devil over the speakers. Several students were horrified by the noises

#2025mmm
March 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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During the mating season (Dec. & Jan.) male saigas produce "nasal roars" to deter rivals & attract females. (Frey et al 2007) #2025MMM
March 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM