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Spencer Johnson
@deathbymustelid.bsky.social
MMM stoatistician and filthy weasel, he/him
my partner has played this song a zillion times in the last week and i looked at the credits and said HOLD UP THAT'S OOMF
August 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the salt flats of Utah's west desert sure are something
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
line point intercept was None-Soil at every hit

the entire thing was a canopy gap

species richness was just iodinebush for the entire plot
May 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Things I learned in #2025MMM - urination time of all mammals (all animals?) is essentially the same (21 seconds plus/minus 13 seconds), what patagium is, quokkas yeet their babies at predators so they can escape, and the word kleptoparasitism which I plan to use at every opportunity. Yay, science!
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
thanks to #2025MMM I now know that took her around 21 seconds
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Enter, the Antechinus to bring tiny carnage.
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
;3
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
13 points is a lot!
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
you could've chosen the champion right two years ago if you'd had more faith in the Mustelidae 😏 #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
:3
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
even got the broken fang in the portrait, nice #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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POLAR BEAR IS THE #2025MMM CHAMPION!!!!

ARTWORK by @veppart.bsky.social!
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
there's more overlap than you think
April 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
BETTER NOT LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD TO FIND THEM #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Powerless Disdain" sounds like a move you can teach Magikarp #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
toxic masculinity keeping dentists in business #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM