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Reid Sorenson
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Sometimes I think, maybe they should stop letting Keith Obermann adopt dogs, since he can’t seem to keep track of them.
KOBE IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN. Last seen near Park Avenue and Navy. He's chipped:
900233001869742. If you've seen or found him please call 800-252-7894 and PLEASE RT KOBE!
June 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
June 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
We all know it’s the semicolon that no one really uses. THAT is the sign of an A.I.
people who act like no one uses em dashes are essentially saying “I don’t read books!”
May 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Republicans: we care so much about deficit spending that we’re going to throw the whole government into chaos with indiscriminate DOGE cuts.

Also Republicans: let’s pass this “big, beautiful” tax bill that immediately adds $3.3 trillion to the deficit and kicks millions of people off Medicaid.
May 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is what they think of your intelligence.
Number of US gas stations currently selling gas for $1.99:

Zero.

@gasbuddyguy.bsky.social
@nbcnews.com 🇺🇸
May 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A lot of pocket constitutions buried in sock drawers these days, it seems.
May 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is what he thinks of your intelligence
May 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What a shock that his meme coin turns out to be an actual pyramid scheme. www.perplexity.ai/page/trump-m...
Trump meme coin probe launched amid massive losses
President Donald Trump's $TRUMP memecoin, launched just days before his inauguration, has sparked significant controversy as it faces a formal investigation...
www.perplexity.ai
May 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This is what they think of your intelligence
Number of US gas stations currently selling at $1.98: zero. 🤡

www.gasbuddy.com
May 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is what they think of your intelligence.
Tommy Tuberville says his wife's homestead exemption established his residency in Alabama, but election records show both of them voted in Florida after that. And that's only the beginning.
Why did Tommy Tuberville vote in Florida if he lived in Alabama?
Election records show Tuberville voted in Florida after he says a homestead exemption puts his residency in Alabama.
www.al.com
May 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.
May 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is what they think of your intelligence
‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’

One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.
RFK Jr. asks CDC for new measles treatment guidance amid his unfounded claims
Kennedy claimed that drugs like budesonide and clarithromycin "have been shown very effective" for measles, but doctors say they don't fight the infection itself.
www.cbsnews.com
May 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This pretty much sums up what he thinks of your intelligence.
Just incredible
April 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. “Hard mode” - no Star Wars, Trek or LOTR.
April 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why does the BlueSky algorithm keep showing me pictures of mushrooms?
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A film that takes place where you’re from
April 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Never fails
April 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My 7-year-old on a spring break trip to Las Vegas this week: “Dad look. That must be the worst hotel in the country!”
April 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Because if there’s one department that knows how to efficiently manage loans and not let massive fraud happen, it’s the SBA. apple.news/AipKlP0OcSOC...
March 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
DJT is hawking Teslas on the White House lawn in exchange for another $100M political donation, and his family is about to take a stake in Binance in exchange for a pardon. The “door to more corruption” has been blown wide open.
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Petitioning Walz to hold a town hall in CD6 - Emmer's district
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Request Governor Tim Walz to Host a Town Hall in St. Cloud
chng.it
March 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM