Fire Breathing Unicorn
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
Fire sprite ❤️🔥 🏹 She/her. Weirdo. Witch. Loves dogs, rocks, hiking, good humans and good conversations. 🏳️🌈
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coke spends millions advertising every year even though everyone knows what coke is, but if you suggest democrats should spend a lot of time convincing voters to vote for them this is treated like crazy talk
Why do consumers continually buy the heavily advertised Brand X, or not buy anything at all, while our product sits on the shelves?
It must be stupid consumers, thought no advertising exec ever.
It must be stupid consumers, thought no advertising exec ever.
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
coke spends millions advertising every year even though everyone knows what coke is, but if you suggest democrats should spend a lot of time convincing voters to vote for them this is treated like crazy talk
The purple is where travel is not advised. This is a rough one - really lightweight snow and high winds.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The purple is where travel is not advised. This is a rough one - really lightweight snow and high winds.
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I hope their windshield wipers always freeze to their windshields. I hope their defrosters never work, the snow always gets down their gaiters, their remote starts break, and they can never ever find a scraper.
I hope ICE forgot to buy groceries
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hope their windshield wipers always freeze to their windshields. I hope their defrosters never work, the snow always gets down their gaiters, their remote starts break, and they can never ever find a scraper.
The way I held my breath reading this
I’ve authorized the National Guard to support emergency winter storm operations as we work to alleviate dangerous conditions on the roads.
Grateful to those who are answering the call to help our neighbors and get drivers home safely.
Grateful to those who are answering the call to help our neighbors and get drivers home safely.
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The way I held my breath reading this
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These left-handed handshakes are even more intense than the right-handed ones.
seems to be a small hole at the site of discoloration
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
These left-handed handshakes are even more intense than the right-handed ones.
@cpsc.gov posts recalls on products that have killed fewer children
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@cpsc.gov posts recalls on products that have killed fewer children
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We all agree : nobody pushes ICE vehicles when they get stuck
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We all agree : nobody pushes ICE vehicles when they get stuck
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Presumably, some Fox viewers are small-business owners, or those who know them, and their reaction to this would be, “What??”
Right?
Right?
Kelly Loeffler: "I don't think small business owners have ever been so excited to pay their taxes thanks to President Trump."
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Presumably, some Fox viewers are small-business owners, or those who know them, and their reaction to this would be, “What??”
Right?
Right?
As the snow storm picks up outside, it's a good time to share this poem
You'll feel this one, then...
I'm Going Back to Minnesota Where Sadness Makes Sense by Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...
I'm Going Back to Minnesota Where Sadness Makes Sense by Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As the snow storm picks up outside, it's a good time to share this poem
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Hey Charlie, I almost went crazy
After Mario got busted
I went back to Omaha
To live with my folks
But everyone I used to know
Was either dead or in prison
So I came back to Minneapolis
This time I think I'm gonna stay
After Mario got busted
I went back to Omaha
To live with my folks
But everyone I used to know
Was either dead or in prison
So I came back to Minneapolis
This time I think I'm gonna stay
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hey Charlie, I almost went crazy
After Mario got busted
I went back to Omaha
To live with my folks
But everyone I used to know
Was either dead or in prison
So I came back to Minneapolis
This time I think I'm gonna stay
After Mario got busted
I went back to Omaha
To live with my folks
But everyone I used to know
Was either dead or in prison
So I came back to Minneapolis
This time I think I'm gonna stay
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
This past September I was looking for a starter car for Oldest (eventually nabbed a 2009 Cobalt in great condition for $2,000). While I was looking I stumbled upon the listing for this 2013 Volvo XC 60 for $2,500.
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December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This past September I was looking for a starter car for Oldest (eventually nabbed a 2009 Cobalt in great condition for $2,000). While I was looking I stumbled upon the listing for this 2013 Volvo XC 60 for $2,500.
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Important thread 😡
Mildly infuriated
A 🧵 about not doing research when you write a book & Native American cultural appropriation by white people.
I bought New York Fairies by Andrew Wharburton-an Englishman living in New England & cracking open this book, I'm pretty infuriated to see the first people he mentions...
A 🧵 about not doing research when you write a book & Native American cultural appropriation by white people.
I bought New York Fairies by Andrew Wharburton-an Englishman living in New England & cracking open this book, I'm pretty infuriated to see the first people he mentions...
Jamie Sams? Dancing the Dream
Jamie Sams? Dancing the Dream
www.newagefraud.org
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Important thread 😡
Santa bought me these earrings.
It's good to be your own Santa sometimes 😅
It's good to be your own Santa sometimes 😅
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Santa bought me these earrings.
It's good to be your own Santa sometimes 😅
It's good to be your own Santa sometimes 😅
2026 is going to be my year:
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
2026 is going to be my year:
Watching The Sound of Music and blocking folks who are cross posting/screen shoting their posts from X.
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Watching The Sound of Music and blocking folks who are cross posting/screen shoting their posts from X.
Couldn't ask for more than a home full of love and joy 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Couldn't ask for more than a home full of love and joy 🥰
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i have been shouting “watch out for the icy patch” and answering “how cold is it?” with “cold enough to freeze your winnebago!” for like 35 years now and not once has anyone had any idea wtf i’m talking about but i will never stop doing it as long as i walk the earth.
This still goes so hard
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) - 4K SuperSampled
YouTube video by topher3683
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i have been shouting “watch out for the icy patch” and answering “how cold is it?” with “cold enough to freeze your winnebago!” for like 35 years now and not once has anyone had any idea wtf i’m talking about but i will never stop doing it as long as i walk the earth.
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Axios has learned the White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X to respond to posts highlighting mentions of Trump in the Epstein files.
In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
Scoop: Trump administration expects Epstein files release could last another week
The White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X, an effort to finish out the year and the Epstein file disclosure requirements set by Congress.
www.axios.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Axios has learned the White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X to respond to posts highlighting mentions of Trump in the Epstein files.
In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
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These holiday images aren’t gonna post themselves…I guess I’ll just keep my nose to the grindstone.
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
These holiday images aren’t gonna post themselves…I guess I’ll just keep my nose to the grindstone.
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Christmas fucking miracle right here
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Christmas fucking miracle right here
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I was proud to stand alongside faith leaders, mayors, public safety officials, and community advocates today to condemn the chaos ICE is creating in our communities, and reaffirm our commitment to public safety.
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was proud to stand alongside faith leaders, mayors, public safety officials, and community advocates today to condemn the chaos ICE is creating in our communities, and reaffirm our commitment to public safety.
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Amid the Trump administration's assault on vaccines and cuts to the CDC, there are now more than 2,000 confirmed cases — and counting — of measles nationwide.
"We’re still dealing with things that First World nations shouldn’t even be talking about," a health commissioner tells Rolling Stone.
"We’re still dealing with things that First World nations shouldn’t even be talking about," a health commissioner tells Rolling Stone.
'More Kids Will Die': Measles Is on the Rise -- and Doctors Say There's No End in Sight
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December 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Amid the Trump administration's assault on vaccines and cuts to the CDC, there are now more than 2,000 confirmed cases — and counting — of measles nationwide.
"We’re still dealing with things that First World nations shouldn’t even be talking about," a health commissioner tells Rolling Stone.
"We’re still dealing with things that First World nations shouldn’t even be talking about," a health commissioner tells Rolling Stone.