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Fire Breathing Unicorn
@firebunicorn.bsky.social
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Fire sprite ❤️‍🔥 🏹 She/her. Weirdo. Witch. Loves dogs, rocks, hiking, good humans and good conversations. 🏳️‍🌈
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November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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LOL - had no idea this would work 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Okay but this one is my favorite 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I LOVE THIS CRAZY SOLAR SYSTEM
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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This is deadly serious
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Drop something BLACK 🕷️🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🖤

(Bonus 🦈)
A fluffy black dog with a shark hat on
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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There is so much happening here 🙃

Tech Bros 🤝 Evangelicals
Lack of Humanities education
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Sign in the style of Mamdani's campaign poster reading "It's time for Animaniacs"
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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The next hot thing in protest wear
Mustachioed man wearing a sub sandwich costume to strike terror into the hearts of fascists
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Do you like tales of synchronicity?

I am thrilled to make my zine debut in the Samhain edition(#33) of The Inflated Graveworm ❤️‍🔥

www.patreon.com/posts/142501...
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The lightly tinged clouds, that thin band of gold at the horizon... Autumn sunsets ❤️‍🔥
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Oh, Bethel! 🤦‍♀️

We weren't interested anyway, but this mailing to parents is... Yikes!
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I saved this meme back in 2009. Two-thousand-and-nine.
Motivational poster style image of a man with deep wrinkles and a white beard with text below it that says "United Health Care Profits Up 122% and this guy sleeps in the rain with his cough."
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Got this handwritten note with a vinyl album I just ordered from a reseller.

Fuck our medical system.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Your post made me so a double-take 😄 My daughter made this guy last year - pattern was from a cool flipbook of mix and match critter parts. Bonus: he glows in the dark
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The HUBRIS here is... predictable, for the platform, but OMFG!

Talking a big game for someone who, in the comments, notes that he will not go more than two steps up a ladder, and has a bad back.

Fucking hate people who view trades labor as something anyone can just do with some YouTube time 🤬
October 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I find so many mentions in the wild of the U of M doing cool science shit. 🔥
The first photograph of a red sprite was taken - accidentally - in 1989, by a team at the University of Minnesota.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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"AI dogs must be leashed" is my new battle cry against AI
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Winter repair project in hand! ☺️
Antique and in need of attention Underwood typewriter
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Made it to the St. Cloud, MN #NoKings celebration of We, The People 🇺🇸 this video represents half a mile of us ✊🔥
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Took my baby out for senior photos the other day - we had so much fun! I am honored she trusted me to be her photographer. She's so magical 🥰

(This one is the result of me trying to make it look more oil-painting-ish because it looked like it should be a painting)
Young woman in a long purple gown with blond hair and pale skin. She is standing in front of a field of dried grass, holding a bouquet of autumn colors. The wind is blowing her hair and her gown back.
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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"Business realities" - The wealth class will never give a damn about us. This is the framing I saw go by on the LinkedIn newsfeed yesterday.

"Surprises" - as if it isn't terrifying to have the rug pulled out from under you at the end of a long life. Fuck all these guys.
Medicare's 2026 enrollment period begins Wednesday and covered seniors should expect surprises, experts say. Many out-of-pocket costs for Medicare Advantage will have higher caps, and more than a million enrollees could see their current plans eliminated entirely. Industry experts suggest seniors check if their preferred doctors remain accessible, since many are leaving Medicare Advantage networks. What's behind the changes? Pure "business realities," says The Wall Street Journal: Insurers are looking to salvage profits they've lost due to regulatory changes and higher medical spending.
October 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I want to share this message from my partner on the passing of Fred Lulling / Mephisto.

Fred was a fire & general side-show performer at MRF for many years, and is, if you will, the key progenitor of fire artists at our festival. ❤️‍🔥
What can I say about a man like Fred Lulling, known to most as Mephisto? Hew as exciting, dangerous, wild, some say crazy. He was kind. He was kind to 18 year old me who was enraptured by the mystery of what he did. He showed myself and others his almost childlike glee while playing with fire. His understanding of and respect for fire and the accelerants he used must have rubbed off, because here I am with 22 years performing with Fandazzi under my belt - and they all share his knowledge, too. The night sky is brighter with a new start in it, because I'm sure he soaked up enough fuel to do so.
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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My favorite ritual when we perform out at Circus World 🥰 🎪
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Delightful alignment in my Reddit feed
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM