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@deadfangs.bsky.social
An Internet houndoom || snake
Linux, horror, and all things nature spark joy. Slight network nerd.
Linux, horror, and all things nature spark joy. Slight network nerd.
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“Introducing a brand new edition to a beloved productivity software! … but don’t use it for any actual productivity because it’s gonna fuck up.” SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR? WHAT TASK IN EXCEL DOESN’T REQUIRE ACCURACY? -.- I feel like the genre of this simulation has shifted to absurdist comedy.
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Introducing a brand new edition to a beloved productivity software! … but don’t use it for any actual productivity because it’s gonna fuck up.” SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR? WHAT TASK IN EXCEL DOESN’T REQUIRE ACCURACY? -.- I feel like the genre of this simulation has shifted to absurdist comedy.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Did you know?
In French, Ten Cashews would be Dix Nuts
In French, Ten Cashews would be Dix Nuts
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Did you know?
In French, Ten Cashews would be Dix Nuts
In French, Ten Cashews would be Dix Nuts
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Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
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Need to find a way to embed adversarial prompting cues into my epubs so that whenever someone asks the AI-mazon bot any questions it replies with iambic pentameter furry vore erotica.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Need to find a way to embed adversarial prompting cues into my epubs so that whenever someone asks the AI-mazon bot any questions it replies with iambic pentameter furry vore erotica.
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the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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PayPal HATES IT when you
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
Soooo... PayPal is banning Asahi Linux users. Hey, can you maybe not do that please?
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
gist.github.com/asahilina/31...
Yes, they ban Linux users with a GPU name containing the string "Apple M1". Anything else works.
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix
Asahi Linux PayPal Block Fix. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
PayPal HATES IT when you
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
- Have sex, or
- Use Linux
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penis envy implies the existence of penis pride, lust, greed, gluttony, sloth and penis wrath
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
penis envy implies the existence of penis pride, lust, greed, gluttony, sloth and penis wrath
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Midnight comes and goes, you pick up your phone to ignore your notifications, but something catches your eye as you look at the time. It still says October. In fact, it says October 1st again. It's spooky time forever.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Midnight comes and goes, you pick up your phone to ignore your notifications, but something catches your eye as you look at the time. It still says October. In fact, it says October 1st again. It's spooky time forever.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests
Gaming Copilot, rolling out now to Windows 11, adds a new attack surface to Windows.
doublepulsar.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
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mega houndoom c0mm for @lyall.bsky.social ! 💙
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
mega houndoom c0mm for @lyall.bsky.social ! 💙
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1.50 skonk dog combo!
January 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
1.50 skonk dog combo!
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Oh so Alolan Raichu hates waffles???
Alolan Raichu fact: it’s evolution is caused by its love of pancakes
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh so Alolan Raichu hates waffles???
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Weretober2024 Day 12! Serpent 🐍
October 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Weretober2024 Day 12! Serpent 🐍
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FLAT FUCK FRIDAY FACT: Did you know Dragonborn can also participate in flat fuck friday? Ascuas here shows how it's done
September 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
FLAT FUCK FRIDAY FACT: Did you know Dragonborn can also participate in flat fuck friday? Ascuas here shows how it's done
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August 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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AAAAA I forgot to post, I was busy! Thank you everyone who came out to the Furry Crash Course in Linux panel!
Here is a link to the presentation if you missed it or wanted a copy for yourself! docs.google.com/presentation... #fursonacon
Here is a link to the presentation if you missed it or wanted a copy for yourself! docs.google.com/presentation... #fursonacon
A Furry Crash Course in Linux
A Furry Crash Course in Linux Luna the Deer
docs.google.com
September 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
AAAAA I forgot to post, I was busy! Thank you everyone who came out to the Furry Crash Course in Linux panel!
Here is a link to the presentation if you missed it or wanted a copy for yourself! docs.google.com/presentation... #fursonacon
Here is a link to the presentation if you missed it or wanted a copy for yourself! docs.google.com/presentation... #fursonacon
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June 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM