benji (eephus enthusiast)
@deadballcretin.bsky.social
Baseball as the world knew it ended in March of 2020. It has been replaced by something worse. Coffee enthusiast. Tech vermin. Free Palestine. https://boxd.it/mCUB
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Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
We need to bring back forums. Discord was great as a plug-and-play alternative to TeamSpeak but as a forum alternative it sucks major ass. Cranks should be visible — search indexed forum posts meant there was a fraction of accountability for the Cranks.
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We need to bring back forums. Discord was great as a plug-and-play alternative to TeamSpeak but as a forum alternative it sucks major ass. Cranks should be visible — search indexed forum posts meant there was a fraction of accountability for the Cranks.
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Zac Taylor go to HELL.
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Zac Taylor go to HELL.
RIP
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
RIP
At the 16th HR game, I turned to my wife and said "If Kyle Schwarber hits a home run during his first at-bat, I am buying his jersey" and thus I was one of what I imagine 13 other people in the greater DMV with a Kyle Schwarber Nationals jersey.
10/19 – KYLE SCHWARBER
OF, 2021
Signed for $10 million after non-tended by Cubs, resurrected career with 25 HR (16 in 18-game June stretch), .910 OPS in 72 games before pulling hamstring. Traded to BOS for Aldo Ramirez, then got $79 million from PHI. Now has 340 career HR.
OF, 2021
Signed for $10 million after non-tended by Cubs, resurrected career with 25 HR (16 in 18-game June stretch), .910 OPS in 72 games before pulling hamstring. Traded to BOS for Aldo Ramirez, then got $79 million from PHI. Now has 340 career HR.
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At the 16th HR game, I turned to my wife and said "If Kyle Schwarber hits a home run during his first at-bat, I am buying his jersey" and thus I was one of what I imagine 13 other people in the greater DMV with a Kyle Schwarber Nationals jersey.
Only 42 movies away from hitting my goal of 200 movies watched (or rewatched) this year.
Been ruminating on next year’s goal and i *think* I’m gonna aim to round out my holes in the BFI 250 list.
Been ruminating on next year’s goal and i *think* I’m gonna aim to round out my holes in the BFI 250 list.
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Only 42 movies away from hitting my goal of 200 movies watched (or rewatched) this year.
Been ruminating on next year’s goal and i *think* I’m gonna aim to round out my holes in the BFI 250 list.
Been ruminating on next year’s goal and i *think* I’m gonna aim to round out my holes in the BFI 250 list.
Really, really enjoyed this. Hauer and Howell are fantastic. This SecondSight restoration and transfer is beyond gorgeous.
boxd.it/borY3x
boxd.it/borY3x
A ★★★★★ review of The Hitcher (1986)
Everything about this rips. Beautiful, bleak, brilliant. Restrained even when it feels likes it’s approaching excess. Hauer is just otherworldly from start to finish.
boxd.it
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Really, really enjoyed this. Hauer and Howell are fantastic. This SecondSight restoration and transfer is beyond gorgeous.
boxd.it/borY3x
boxd.it/borY3x
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what movie do you consider “perfect”?
September 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
what movie do you consider “perfect”?
The biggest downside to BlueSky is the amount of accounts that think it’s okay to fall for the hugely obvious rage bait posts from twitter while pretending they’re the ones acting in good faith. Cmon guys, that’s the whole freaking reason people started leaving that site in the first place!!!
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The biggest downside to BlueSky is the amount of accounts that think it’s okay to fall for the hugely obvious rage bait posts from twitter while pretending they’re the ones acting in good faith. Cmon guys, that’s the whole freaking reason people started leaving that site in the first place!!!
We will be closely watching the Rob Thomas market following this development
Carlos Santana is close to signing with Cubs. Others were interested as well.
August 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We will be closely watching the Rob Thomas market following this development
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GEX 64: ENTER THE GECKO
CRYSTAL DYNAMICS/REALTIME ASSOCIATES 1998
N64
CRYSTAL DYNAMICS/REALTIME ASSOCIATES 1998
N64
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
GEX 64: ENTER THE GECKO
CRYSTAL DYNAMICS/REALTIME ASSOCIATES 1998
N64
CRYSTAL DYNAMICS/REALTIME ASSOCIATES 1998
N64
thank you Micheal Gira
May 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
thank you Micheal Gira
Crazy to see two huge records broken at the Cherry Blossom 10-mile this morning. Congratulations to Taylor Roe and Charlie Hicks. Insane races.
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Crazy to see two huge records broken at the Cherry Blossom 10-mile this morning. Congratulations to Taylor Roe and Charlie Hicks. Insane races.
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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
genuinely unnerving how much jim davis and werner herzog look like each other
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
Love my new Planck. Ortholinear rocks and has already planted a seed that will no doubt grow into a staggered ortho split board. This community is full of insane people and I love each and every one of them.
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Love my new Planck. Ortholinear rocks and has already planted a seed that will no doubt grow into a staggered ortho split board. This community is full of insane people and I love each and every one of them.
I still don’t think the play is finding ways to berate the entire class of people that were hoodwinked by the Austrian School of Economics into voting in their own self interest (lower prices are a tangible, real, local things for voters).
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I still don’t think the play is finding ways to berate the entire class of people that were hoodwinked by the Austrian School of Economics into voting in their own self interest (lower prices are a tangible, real, local things for voters).
Why the fuck is it any of your business BITCH? Checking people’s papers is regressive you CUNT.
February 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why the fuck is it any of your business BITCH? Checking people’s papers is regressive you CUNT.
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We need to get off the internet:
We Need To Get Off The Internet | Defector
I will admit, there was a point at the start of New York Magazine‘s profile of the jubilant young Trumper right when I started to get nervous. The article opens on Inauguration Day, depicting a party…
defector.com
January 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We need to get off the internet:
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