Dylan Dale 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
@ddale13.bsky.social
At a Donald Trump campaign rally in April 1985:
"I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. "
*Crowd boos*
"They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?"
*Crowd roars*
"I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. "
*Crowd boos*
"They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?"
*Crowd roars*
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At a Donald Trump campaign rally in April 1985:
"I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. "
*Crowd boos*
"They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?"
*Crowd roars*
"I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. "
*Crowd boos*
"They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?"
*Crowd roars*
I hate being a fucking Washington Generals fan.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I hate being a fucking Washington Generals fan.
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"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?"
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
🏳️ BREAKING: Democrats Surrender. Again
Mehdi's Monday morning update on the senators voting to reopen the government without a guarantee on heathcare; the BBC rolling over for Donald Trump; and Kathy Hochul's clash with Zohran Mamdani.
zeteo.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?"
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
I used to dislike Denny Hamlin, but I've warmed up to him over the past few years. I am a giant Kyle Larson hater. I'm not even mad that Larson won the championship, I'm just terribly, terribly sad that Denny didn't. The #NASCAR format is a complete fucking joke and an insult to the fans.
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I used to dislike Denny Hamlin, but I've warmed up to him over the past few years. I am a giant Kyle Larson hater. I'm not even mad that Larson won the championship, I'm just terribly, terribly sad that Denny didn't. The #NASCAR format is a complete fucking joke and an insult to the fans.
I choose to believe that Taylor Swift saw this Travis Kelce game-winning touchdown highlight against the Chargers and then wrote, "You were dancing through the lightning strikes"
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I choose to believe that Taylor Swift saw this Travis Kelce game-winning touchdown highlight against the Chargers and then wrote, "You were dancing through the lightning strikes"
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1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at http://membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?campaign=701cx00000IyKhTAAV today and receive a free tote bag.
August 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at http://membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?campaign=701cx00000IyKhTAAV today and receive a free tote bag.
YOUR IOWA STATE CYCLONES HAVE JUST WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! (of Ireland) ☘️🏆 🌽>🌾 #FarmOGeddon #BlueCy
August 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
YOUR IOWA STATE CYCLONES HAVE JUST WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! (of Ireland) ☘️🏆 🌽>🌾 #FarmOGeddon #BlueCy
Henry Wallace and Norman Borlaug are the two greatest Iowans who have ever lived, and no one else is even close.
August 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Henry Wallace and Norman Borlaug are the two greatest Iowans who have ever lived, and no one else is even close.
It's only evil that never has any doubts.
July 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's only evil that never has any doubts.
As a left-winger living in Iowa, I rarely get to vote for a candidate that I actually believe will fight to change this state and country for the better. Next fall, I'll get to do it twice. J.D. Scholten and Rob Sand are the kind of leaders we need to fight on behalf of working Iowans.
It’s official!!! I’m running for U.S. Senate against Joni Ernst! 🇺🇸
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Please share, donate and join our Team!
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June 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As a left-winger living in Iowa, I rarely get to vote for a candidate that I actually believe will fight to change this state and country for the better. Next fall, I'll get to do it twice. J.D. Scholten and Rob Sand are the kind of leaders we need to fight on behalf of working Iowans.
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
Watching Western Michigan win the Frozen Four has me even more convinced that Iowa State should absolutely start a hockey program. I think Cyclone fans would go absolutely crazy for it. #BlueCy
April 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Watching Western Michigan win the Frozen Four has me even more convinced that Iowa State should absolutely start a hockey program. I think Cyclone fans would go absolutely crazy for it. #BlueCy
After the election, we're gonna be doing something about Professor Oak.
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
After the election, we're gonna be doing something about Professor Oak.
On one beautiful day in the future, ****** ***** will finally ***.
April 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
On one beautiful day in the future, ****** ***** will finally ***.
It'll be frozen pizza tomorrow night to celebrate a great victory for Wisconsin.
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It'll be frozen pizza tomorrow night to celebrate a great victory for Wisconsin.
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March 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've lived by these words for a long time. I stupidly let myself overlook them last fall, but I won't be fooled again.
Never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I've lived by these words for a long time. I stupidly let myself overlook them last fall, but I won't be fooled again.
Never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Healthcare is a human right, not a privilege for the wealthy.
February 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Healthcare is a human right, not a privilege for the wealthy.
We needed an L so damn bad 😌
February 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We needed an L so damn bad 😌
Leave it to the 47 and 22 to cause an unnecessary wreck. Selfish, brainless driving from both of them. #Daytona500
February 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Leave it to the 47 and 22 to cause an unnecessary wreck. Selfish, brainless driving from both of them. #Daytona500
Hitler went to the 1936 Olympics.
February 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hitler went to the 1936 Olympics.
Go Canada 🇨🇦. We deserve to get our asses kicked more than ever right now. #FourNationsFaceoff
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Go Canada 🇨🇦. We deserve to get our asses kicked more than ever right now. #FourNationsFaceoff
This is a real President.
February 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is a real President.