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Derek Caron
@dcaron28.bsky.social
Doing my best to keep St. Paul boring

Gopher and Minnesota sports. #COYS #SFB12 #SFB14 #SFB15

Frequent visitor of Österreich

"A mix of passionate sports fan and observational humorist, with a dash of Minnesota Nice"
can stop after Rogue One and just watch the much superior animated series instead (Clone Wars, Rebels, Bad Batch)
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Jordon Hudson, Bill Belichick's girlfriend, says she's suing @pablo.show. It would likely be a mistake for her to do it, but it would potentially be a very entertaining case.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, says she's suing Pablo Torre
Jordon Hudson, the 24-year-old girlfriend of 73-year-old future Hall of Fame NFL coach (and current North Carolina coach) Bill Belichick clearly loves attention.
www.nbcsports.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Siri why is felching and turkey recipes trending?
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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McCarthyism comes after Justin Jefferson again
McCarthyism comes after Justin Jefferson again
Justin Jefferson caught 4-of-6 targets for 58 yards in Minnesota’s Week 12 loss to the Packers.
dlvr.it
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Boring, bad football
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Will “the leg”
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Airport drink pre-vacation still slaps
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Oh, my mans is leaving lol 👀
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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"Over my dead body am I going to let the Summit stadium leave Denver," declared Mayor Mike Johnston after team owners threatened to build elsewhere if they don't get $170m in cash and tax breaks. That's not at all how you haggle, you're doing it wrong!
Friday roundup: Denver mayor says he’ll fight to the death to give George Lucas’s wife $170m for a soccer stadium
I had a birthday this week, and nothing says "Yes, you've been writing this blog since you were 32 years old and you're apparently going to have to keep at it well into old age, you got a problem with...
www.fieldofschemes.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the roster dumpster diving has begun
Twins acquired catcher Alex Jackson from the Orioles for infield prospect Payton Eeles.

Jackson is 29 and a career .153 hitter in 160 big-league games. He's eligible for arbitration, with a projected $1.8 million salary.

Jackson is presumably the Christian Vázquez replacement.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Late, but here's USC's 3OT buzzer beating winner (via Fox CBB)
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Bills o-line is offensive
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ah nuts 🥜
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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You ever pay $550 just to watch your dog eat some chicken wings
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What a dumb block in the back on that return
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gabe Davis is still playing huh
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
everyone watching this Thursday night NFL game all at once were like....
a close up of a person 's face with glasses and the words ffffuuuuudge
Alt: a close up of a person 's face with glasses and the words ffffuuuuudge
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Why are the Bills playing a team from Any Given Sunday
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have gathered my thoughts and turned it into a fun blog about how IMDb is hell. I hope you like a long, under-explained list of movie ratings. aftermath.site/imdb-review-...
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I'm not giving Mike Max a goddamn thing.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM