Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

Trump falling asleep at 9/11 memorial obliquely reminds me of 2 “fun” facts: 1. Whitey Bulger liked to take a nap after he murdered ppl & 2. Guilty ppl often fall asleep if left alone in an interrogation room for a while. 3. He is v old & medically unwell.

Egg on toast for breakfast.

Hey Bluesky! We've got until (most likely) September to organise a huge protest against Trump's visit to the UK.

Some ways to get involved:

🍊 Sign up for updates on the protest date and location at stoptrump.org.uk and point people our way

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Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.

Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.