@davitoudics.bsky.social
We need reverse lobotomies. Insert lil chunks of brain into the heads of dumb people.
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We need reverse lobotomies. Insert lil chunks of brain into the heads of dumb people.
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one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much
March 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
Smmotherfuckingh
four votes for “the president is a king and the framers created a monarchy”
BREAKING: On a 5-4 order, SCOTUS denies DOJ’s motion to vacate Judge Ali’s State/USAID order, but notes that his prior deadline passed, so Ali is going to have to go back to the drawing board and “clarify” what the gov’t needs to do, “with due regard for the feasibility of any compliance timelines.”
March 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Smmotherfuckingh
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Wait the whole "trans mice" thing was because Trump didn't know what transgenic means in regards to cancer research on mice???
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wait the whole "trans mice" thing was because Trump didn't know what transgenic means in regards to cancer research on mice???
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
Craaaaazy
This whole riff on the ages of people on social security is IDENTICAL to the lies he's told about voter rolls and voting fraud.
March 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Craaaaazy
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
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Say something to your representatives
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Say something to your representatives
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March 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Sometimes it really is that simple
March 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sometimes it really is that simple
And crickets from the bootlickers offuckingc
March 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
And crickets from the bootlickers offuckingc
“Alpha” is actually short for “Alphalpha”
March 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Alpha” is actually short for “Alphalpha”
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
Nic Cage’s Ghost Rider should’ve been in Deadpool 3
March 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Nic Cage’s Ghost Rider should’ve been in Deadpool 3
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Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
February 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
To the boxsprings
First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.
February 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
To the boxsprings
You KNOW we’re a Toyotathon family 😤
Every time someone texts me "GM," I think,
"Well, General Motors to you too."
"Well, General Motors to you too."
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You KNOW we’re a Toyotathon family 😤
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If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.
Do you WANT to be the shining beacon on the hill they like to pretend we are? You make me sick!
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February 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do you WANT to be the shining beacon on the hill they like to pretend we are? You make me sick!
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