David E. Smith
@davidsmith.is
WordPress, Linux, rasslin’, pizza. StL. Very bad at video games. I do all my own stunts. He/him.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
Well, this is some ridiculous bs.
HOPE has been banned from St. John's University. www.2600.com/content/hope...
HOPE CONFERENCE BANNED BY ST. JOHN'S UNIVERSITY | 2600
www.2600.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Well, this is some ridiculous bs.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Nothing can possibly go wrong here
Nothing says first scene of a scenario like a churchyard tomb collapse
Somerset church tomb collapse exposes 1700s stone crypt
The church says it is currently unclear whether the collapse has damaged any surrounding graves.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nothing can possibly go wrong here
Someone passed out five feet away and not even a hint of compassion/empathy/concern. Just vacantly looking forward to the cameras. I think this pic perfectly encapsulates what I hate about him.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Someone passed out five feet away and not even a hint of compassion/empathy/concern. Just vacantly looking forward to the cameras. I think this pic perfectly encapsulates what I hate about him.
As a bonus it's a lavish (but expensive) choose your own adventure book!
A look at a few of more than 250 pages inside The Art of Slay the Princess, shipping now from our official collection.
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
As a bonus it's a lavish (but expensive) choose your own adventure book!
Of course the Cylons were in league with the Cybermen, the names should have made it obvious. But nobody expected the third corner of that triad to be the Librarians. #NaNoWriMoOpeners
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Of course the Cylons were in league with the Cybermen, the names should have made it obvious. But nobody expected the third corner of that triad to be the Librarians. #NaNoWriMoOpeners
I have just learned that the NaNoWriMo organization closed earlier this year but I'm not going to let that stop me
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I have just learned that the NaNoWriMo organization closed earlier this year but I'm not going to let that stop me
"Ramyeon is good, but may I suggest THIS?" The serpent-thing offered Rumi an apple. #NaNoWriMoOpeners
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Ramyeon is good, but may I suggest THIS?" The serpent-thing offered Rumi an apple. #NaNoWriMoOpeners
Elminster sighed. "Not even the golden Honmoon will protect you for long." From somewhere far away, Thanos schemed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Elminster sighed. "Not even the golden Honmoon will protect you for long." From somewhere far away, Thanos schemed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners
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In retrospect this was the peak of American aura
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In retrospect this was the peak of American aura
This is a positively breathtaking piece of horse crap on the part of the government.
"USDA Website Blames SNAP Benefits Expiring On Trans People And Immigrants During Shutdown"
"USDA Website Blames SNAP Benefits Expiring On Trans People And Immigrants During Shutdown"
USDA Website Blames SNAP Benefits Expiring On Trans People And Immigrants During Shutdown
The benefits, which are set to expire on November 1st due to the government shutdown, will lead to millions of people struggling to secure access to food.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is a positively breathtaking piece of horse crap on the part of the government.
"USDA Website Blames SNAP Benefits Expiring On Trans People And Immigrants During Shutdown"
"USDA Website Blames SNAP Benefits Expiring On Trans People And Immigrants During Shutdown"
This is the niche crossover humor I crave
Yeah man, everyone was into it back in the 90's. Designed by @pigboomart.bsky.social #dailytees theyetee.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is the niche crossover humor I crave
I assume the ending of "A House Of Dynamite" is supposed to make me think but really it's just pissing me off
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I assume the ending of "A House Of Dynamite" is supposed to make me think but really it's just pissing me off
Scammer called, tried to convince me I won $7M from Mega Millions. I told them to give my money to charity. Think I broke the scammer's brain by not either being super excited or flat out hanging up on him.
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Scammer called, tried to convince me I won $7M from Mega Millions. I told them to give my money to charity. Think I broke the scammer's brain by not either being super excited or flat out hanging up on him.
Kinda want to get one and see if I can get @straczynski.bsky.social to sign it
SQUEEEEEEEEEE
THIS THIS THIS
THIS IS THE THING I NEED MOST
A JESSICA FLETCHER ACTION FIGURE!!!
www.bestbuy.com/product/neca...
THIS THIS THIS
THIS IS THE THING I NEED MOST
A JESSICA FLETCHER ACTION FIGURE!!!
www.bestbuy.com/product/neca...
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Kinda want to get one and see if I can get @straczynski.bsky.social to sign it
@tonykhan.bsky.social Random question! There's a "Q&A" before WrestleDream, but the email doesn't say with whom. Hard to have intelligent Qs when you can't research and reflect ahead of time. Any idea who will be in St Louis a bit early on Saturday?
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
@tonykhan.bsky.social Random question! There's a "Q&A" before WrestleDream, but the email doesn't say with whom. Hard to have intelligent Qs when you can't research and reflect ahead of time. Any idea who will be in St Louis a bit early on Saturday?
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I hate bad fonts so, so much.
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hate bad fonts so, so much.
I just realized that Ozzy's one hour time call from the final episode of Lego Masters Jr. is probably his last performance (based on when it aired, the Back to the Beginning concert was likely the last in real time).
October 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just realized that Ozzy's one hour time call from the final episode of Lego Masters Jr. is probably his last performance (based on when it aired, the Back to the Beginning concert was likely the last in real time).
Anyone have the contact info for Antifa HR? Soros owes me for my last protest appearance.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Anyone have the contact info for Antifa HR? Soros owes me for my last protest appearance.
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instructions unclear, took tylenol while autistic and now i'm pregnant???
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
instructions unclear, took tylenol while autistic and now i'm pregnant???
Maybe someday I'll be this good
submissions for Fast Pace for Pride 2025 close in about 2.5 days (Monday 9/29 at 11:59pm EDT / Tuesday 30 Sept at 3:59am UTC)
go here to send us yours oengus.io/marathon/fpf...
<3
go here to send us yours oengus.io/marathon/fpf...
<3
September 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Maybe someday I'll be this good
the kids are gonna be alright
September 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the kids are gonna be alright
"Recycle Minus" is what St Louis just did, where they've announced they're not going to collect recycling from alley dumpsters any more
September 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Recycle Minus" is what St Louis just did, where they've announced they're not going to collect recycling from alley dumpsters any more