David E. Smith
@davidsmith.is
WordPress, Linux, rasslin’, pizza. StL. Very bad at video games. I do all my own stunts. He/him.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Someone passed out five feet away and not even a hint of compassion/empathy/concern. Just vacantly looking forward to the cameras. I think this pic perfectly encapsulates what I hate about him.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Someone passed out five feet away and not even a hint of compassion/empathy/concern. Just vacantly looking forward to the cameras. I think this pic perfectly encapsulates what I hate about him.
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
If you have five dollars and a Switch (or PC) go buy and play "and Roger" right now, do NOT Google it in advance, it's only an hour or so and it's the biggest cry I've had in a hot minute. #andRoger
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you have five dollars and a Switch (or PC) go buy and play "and Roger" right now, do NOT Google it in advance, it's only an hour or so and it's the biggest cry I've had in a hot minute. #andRoger
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
TIL America Online still offered dial up in 2025
August 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
TIL America Online still offered dial up in 2025
I see Google's AI slop generator doesn't understand Banana Ball. #bananaball
August 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I see Google's AI slop generator doesn't understand Banana Ball. #bananaball
Deep thought of the day (from #1000xRESIST)
July 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Deep thought of the day (from #1000xRESIST)
Don't like the new Pope? Have I got a deal for you! Just print, trim, and blaspheme!
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Don't like the new Pope? Have I got a deal for you! Just print, trim, and blaspheme!
If you see this post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.
Me and a Muppet (not literally but it seems that way)
Me and a Muppet (not literally but it seems that way)
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If you see this post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.
Me and a Muppet (not literally but it seems that way)
Me and a Muppet (not literally but it seems that way)
the reason for the season
April 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the reason for the season
There's a new Age of Myst, but they're not adding it to the original version from 1993? BOGUS.
April 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
There's a new Age of Myst, but they're not adding it to the original version from 1993? BOGUS.
The universe is laying on the metaphor a little bit thick, innit
April 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The universe is laying on the metaphor a little bit thick, innit
Life is Strange: Bob's Burgers
Chloe Price absolutely would take Louise Belcher under her wing. Max would probably relate to Tina.
Chloe Price absolutely would take Louise Belcher under her wing. Max would probably relate to Tina.
March 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Life is Strange: Bob's Burgers
Chloe Price absolutely would take Louise Belcher under her wing. Max would probably relate to Tina.
Chloe Price absolutely would take Louise Belcher under her wing. Max would probably relate to Tina.
If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?
Doesn't look at all like Forest Whitaker
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Doesn't look at all like Forest Whitaker
January 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM