David
@davids.xyz
I'm a slim yet muscular-looking, tall, dark, handsome man (cough); OK, big fat ugly balding git. I write a bit. Website: https://www.sentences.uk/ (However, it's not working!)
Interesting
You’ve gathered dust inside me for decades. Half-spoken sentences, pocketed secrets, and words I meant to send when the time was right have lingered, untouched. The moment never came; it was always too tender, too raw, too late. So you stayed, cluttering the quiet.
aletter.uk/reckoning/to...
aletter.uk/reckoning/to...
To the Letters I Never Wrote - A Letter
You’ve gathered dust inside me for decades. Half-spoken sentences, pocketed secrets, and words I meant to send when the time was right have lingered, untouched. The moment never came; it was always to...
aletter.uk
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Interesting
@bradtakei.bsky.social Happy anniversary to you and thingy.
September 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@bradtakei.bsky.social Happy anniversary to you and thingy.
I’ve switched my Bluesky account back to David’s XYZ
September 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ve switched my Bluesky account back to David’s XYZ
CT scan today. Flat on my back, watching two little heads on the screen—one for breathing, one for holding it. Not moving; just one set lit at a time. Pac-Man without chase. Breathe. Hold. Breathe. Hold. The machine hummed. I thought about high scores and kidneys. I hope they’ve cleared the stones.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
CT scan today. Flat on my back, watching two little heads on the screen—one for breathing, one for holding it. Not moving; just one set lit at a time. Pac-Man without chase. Breathe. Hold. Breathe. Hold. The machine hummed. I thought about high scores and kidneys. I hope they’ve cleared the stones.
Been married 36 years today.
Thirty-six years of harmony? No.
Thirty-six years of compromise? Yes.
Thirty-six years of muttering under my breath. Definitely.
If I could go back 36 years, would I change my mind? No.
Maybe.
Uhm.
She might read this.
NO!
#WeddingAnniversary
Thirty-six years of harmony? No.
Thirty-six years of compromise? Yes.
Thirty-six years of muttering under my breath. Definitely.
If I could go back 36 years, would I change my mind? No.
Maybe.
Uhm.
She might read this.
NO!
#WeddingAnniversary
September 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Been married 36 years today.
Thirty-six years of harmony? No.
Thirty-six years of compromise? Yes.
Thirty-six years of muttering under my breath. Definitely.
If I could go back 36 years, would I change my mind? No.
Maybe.
Uhm.
She might read this.
NO!
#WeddingAnniversary
Thirty-six years of harmony? No.
Thirty-six years of compromise? Yes.
Thirty-six years of muttering under my breath. Definitely.
If I could go back 36 years, would I change my mind? No.
Maybe.
Uhm.
She might read this.
NO!
#WeddingAnniversary
Reposted by David
Queues, darling, are Britain’s only actual national sport. Forget cricket, forget football: those are practice runs. The real contest happens outside the post office at half past eleven, where twenty strangers stand in a silent battle of endurance.
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
Queues | Shopping | Mona Logg’s Monologues
Darling, the queue isn't just a line, it's a performance. Mona Logg's Monologues presents a witty look at the tragicomedy of Britain's greatest silent theatre.
monologues.uk
August 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Queues, darling, are Britain’s only actual national sport. Forget cricket, forget football: those are practice runs. The real contest happens outside the post office at half past eleven, where twenty strangers stand in a silent battle of endurance.
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
Trump’s like a baby clownfish shadowing an ancient, cranky walrus of a business coach, learning how to turn democracy into a dictatorship.
Alaska wasn’t about peace. No. It was a mating dance of egos — all orange, blubber, and tusks — with nothing to show for it.
#Ukraine #Trump #Putin #Alaska
Alaska wasn’t about peace. No. It was a mating dance of egos — all orange, blubber, and tusks — with nothing to show for it.
#Ukraine #Trump #Putin #Alaska
August 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I am no longer a walking human maraca. Three large kidney stones were removed today.
July 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am no longer a walking human maraca. Three large kidney stones were removed today.
I’m putting together a creative survival kit: notebooks filled with unfinished thoughts, unwritten stories, and my life in vignettes. If the internet breaks or becomes overpoliced, I’ll still have my words—offline, unfiltered, and harder to delete.
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I’m putting together a creative survival kit: notebooks filled with unfinished thoughts, unwritten stories, and my life in vignettes. If the internet breaks or becomes overpoliced, I’ll still have my words—offline, unfiltered, and harder to delete.
Listening to How They Broke Britain and honestly, it’s brilliant. Sharp, steady, and scathing in all the right places. It’s like someone finally pointed at the mess and said, “Yes, this—look properly.” Thank you, @mrjamesob.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Listening to How They Broke Britain and honestly, it’s brilliant. Sharp, steady, and scathing in all the right places. It’s like someone finally pointed at the mess and said, “Yes, this—look properly.” Thank you, @mrjamesob.bsky.social
Two granddaughters are in the house today. “Visiting” sounds far too civilised—one’s finished preschool, the other’s full of sniffles. Fingers crossed, she’s better by Sunday, or Disneyland Paris might feature more tissues than tiaras.
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Two granddaughters are in the house today. “Visiting” sounds far too civilised—one’s finished preschool, the other’s full of sniffles. Fingers crossed, she’s better by Sunday, or Disneyland Paris might feature more tissues than tiaras.
I always ask for British English in my Claude prompts. It never happens, so a poem...
I love you, Claude, I really do,
But must I always ask times two?
"British, please"—I beg, I pray,
Yet "color" shows its face each day.
One prompt should do, it's not obscure:
The u in favourite should endure.
I love you, Claude, I really do,
But must I always ask times two?
"British, please"—I beg, I pray,
Yet "color" shows its face each day.
One prompt should do, it's not obscure:
The u in favourite should endure.
April 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I always ask for British English in my Claude prompts. It never happens, so a poem...
I love you, Claude, I really do,
But must I always ask times two?
"British, please"—I beg, I pray,
Yet "color" shows its face each day.
One prompt should do, it's not obscure:
The u in favourite should endure.
I love you, Claude, I really do,
But must I always ask times two?
"British, please"—I beg, I pray,
Yet "color" shows its face each day.
One prompt should do, it's not obscure:
The u in favourite should endure.
I swore I’d start the day with purpose. Instead, I started with putting bread in the toaster.
Planned marmalade. Remembered diabetes.
Then remembered toast isn’t exactly low-carb either.
So now I’m just standing in the kitchen, rethinking my entire morning.
Planned marmalade. Remembered diabetes.
Then remembered toast isn’t exactly low-carb either.
So now I’m just standing in the kitchen, rethinking my entire morning.
March 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I swore I’d start the day with purpose. Instead, I started with putting bread in the toaster.
Planned marmalade. Remembered diabetes.
Then remembered toast isn’t exactly low-carb either.
So now I’m just standing in the kitchen, rethinking my entire morning.
Planned marmalade. Remembered diabetes.
Then remembered toast isn’t exactly low-carb either.
So now I’m just standing in the kitchen, rethinking my entire morning.
I made a to-do list this morning and immediately felt accomplished.
Then I stared at it, made coffee, and considered adding “stare at list” just so I could tick something off.
Then I stared at it, made coffee, and considered adding “stare at list” just so I could tick something off.
March 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I made a to-do list this morning and immediately felt accomplished.
Then I stared at it, made coffee, and considered adding “stare at list” just so I could tick something off.
Then I stared at it, made coffee, and considered adding “stare at list” just so I could tick something off.
Reposted by David
Punk’d at the Border – Uncle Sam Throws a Tantrum
The Land of the Free… Unless You Play Bass
www.trumped.uk/foreign-affa...
The Land of the Free… Unless You Play Bass
www.trumped.uk/foreign-affa...
Punk’d at the Border – Uncle Sam Throws a Tantrum : Trumped!
It’s not every day that a septuagenarian punk gets deported for, well, punking. But in March 2025, Los Angeles International Airport became the setting for
www.trumped.uk
March 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Punk’d at the Border – Uncle Sam Throws a Tantrum
The Land of the Free… Unless You Play Bass
www.trumped.uk/foreign-affa...
The Land of the Free… Unless You Play Bass
www.trumped.uk/foreign-affa...
Birthday well spent: 63 today; celebrated with Ruth and my granddaughters, a cinema trip, and lunch. Their handmade cards? Absolute masterpieces of stick-figure art. I don't know if I should frame them or submit them to the Tate Modern.
February 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Birthday well spent: 63 today; celebrated with Ruth and my granddaughters, a cinema trip, and lunch. Their handmade cards? Absolute masterpieces of stick-figure art. I don't know if I should frame them or submit them to the Tate Modern.
@emmachaloux.bsky.social Poetry, writing, photography, birds, music, coffee, pronouns & being a parent are things I admire. Scorpio has me on the fence—no, off the other side! ENFP is interesting; I seem to float between ENFP and INFP. Never more than 54% E or I, depending on when I take the test.
January 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
@emmachaloux.bsky.social Poetry, writing, photography, birds, music, coffee, pronouns & being a parent are things I admire. Scorpio has me on the fence—no, off the other side! ENFP is interesting; I seem to float between ENFP and INFP. Never more than 54% E or I, depending on when I take the test.
I’ve all but bid farewell to X. It’s like leaving a party that stopped being fun ages ago—but I’m keeping my account alive, just in case. Who knows? Maybe one day, Musk will be forced to sell, and we’ll wake up to a new dawn. Until then, you’ll find me here, enjoying the fresh air. 🌱
January 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’ve all but bid farewell to X. It’s like leaving a party that stopped being fun ages ago—but I’m keeping my account alive, just in case. Who knows? Maybe one day, Musk will be forced to sell, and we’ll wake up to a new dawn. Until then, you’ll find me here, enjoying the fresh air. 🌱
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@lucyworsley.bsky.social
Thank you for unstitching that embroidered theory about the Bayeux Tapestry being a tapestry.
Thank you for unstitching that embroidered theory about the Bayeux Tapestry being a tapestry.
January 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@lucyworsley.bsky.social
Thank you for unstitching that embroidered theory about the Bayeux Tapestry being a tapestry.
Thank you for unstitching that embroidered theory about the Bayeux Tapestry being a tapestry.
I have changed my handle to @davids.chat. I guess I should now talk more.
January 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have changed my handle to @davids.chat. I guess I should now talk more.
@jessphillipsmp.bsky.social Some people are evil, some abuse their power; some are brainwashed into thinking the first two are relevant. Thank goodness for people like you.
January 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@jessphillipsmp.bsky.social Some people are evil, some abuse their power; some are brainwashed into thinking the first two are relevant. Thank goodness for people like you.
Merry Christmas! May your day be as bright as the fairy lights on your tree and as stress-free as an empty car park at the shopping centre. Here's to laughter, love, and at least one gift that isn’t socks. May your turkey be juicy, your sprouts bearable, and your crackers actually funny.
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Merry Christmas! May your day be as bright as the fairy lights on your tree and as stress-free as an empty car park at the shopping centre. Here's to laughter, love, and at least one gift that isn’t socks. May your turkey be juicy, your sprouts bearable, and your crackers actually funny.
Is Bluesky turning into a new Tinder? I have never had so many young women want me or wish to connect with me.
Foolishly, I followed one back. Apparently, I am really attractive.
Why can't there be one social media site where everyone is genuine and not after your money via backhanded means?
Foolishly, I followed one back. Apparently, I am really attractive.
Why can't there be one social media site where everyone is genuine and not after your money via backhanded means?
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Is Bluesky turning into a new Tinder? I have never had so many young women want me or wish to connect with me.
Foolishly, I followed one back. Apparently, I am really attractive.
Why can't there be one social media site where everyone is genuine and not after your money via backhanded means?
Foolishly, I followed one back. Apparently, I am really attractive.
Why can't there be one social media site where everyone is genuine and not after your money via backhanded means?
I rarely use "Twitter" these days. On my last four visits, I have had a notification. On all four occasions, these have been from accounts I do not follow and are far-right accounts. WTF X. Read my posts, see who I respond to and fix your algorithm.
Actually, don't. I'm not interested in your shi..
Actually, don't. I'm not interested in your shi..
December 15, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I rarely use "Twitter" these days. On my last four visits, I have had a notification. On all four occasions, these have been from accounts I do not follow and are far-right accounts. WTF X. Read my posts, see who I respond to and fix your algorithm.
Actually, don't. I'm not interested in your shi..
Actually, don't. I'm not interested in your shi..