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“People are saying—very smart people—that these are alternative facts. The best facts. Maybe even the real facts. Who knows? But they’re tremendous, believe me!”
Clownfish? Wrong—I’m the shark. Walrus? Lazy! I build towers and run countries. Alaska was tremendous, Putin impressed, Ukraine should THANK ME. Only Trump stops World War III! And by tomorrow!!!
davids.xyz David @davids.xyz · Aug 16
Trump’s like a baby clownfish shadowing an ancient, cranky walrus of a business coach, learning how to turn democracy into a dictatorship.

Alaska wasn’t about peace. No. It was a mating dance of egos — all orange, blubber, and tusks — with nothing to show for it.

#Ukraine #Trump #Putin #Alaska
August 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Biglaw Meets Big Grudge: Trump’s Legal Purge Begins

Thank You for Your Service, Now Please Leave the Building

TL;DR (Too Legal; Didn’t Read)
Trump is fighting lawfare by waging a war on lawyers. You couldn’t script it better—unless, of course, you were sued for...

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Biglaw Meets Big Grudge: Trump’s Legal Purge Begins
Trump is fighting lawfare by waging a war on lawyers. You couldn’t script it better—unless, of course, you were sued for doing so.
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March 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Punk’d at the Border – Uncle Sam Throws a Tantrum
The Land of the Free… Unless You Play Bass

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Punk’d at the Border – Uncle Sam Throws a Tantrum : Trumped!
It’s not every day that a septuagenarian punk gets deported for, well, punking. But in March 2025, Los Angeles International Airport became the setting for
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March 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Art of the Tantrum
Trump, Vance, and Zelensky’s Oval Office Spectacle
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The Art of the Tantrum : Trumped!
Ah, diplomacy in the Trump era—a delicate ballet, except the dancers are wearing steel-toed boots and swinging baseball bats. On February 28, 2025, the world
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March 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
We were late to the Trump party.
But we’ve brought snacks, sarcasm, and a flamethrower.
Let the fun begin.

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Trumped!
People are saying—very smart people—that these are alternative facts. The best facts. Maybe even the real facts. Who knows? But they’re tremendous, believe me! Enter Donald J. Trump, the man, the myt...
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March 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM