Mona Logg
@monologues.uk
Hello, yes, Mona Logg here — your resident expert in nothing in particular. I file complaints against teaspoons, debate Tuesdays, and once held peace talks with my kettle. Life’s a monologue, darling. https://monologues.uk/
The receipt, darling,...
Each time a receipt prints, it’s another piece of tree, sacrificed for a brief moment of accountability...
The receipt knows. The receipt always knows.
monologues.uk/shopping/rec...
Each time a receipt prints, it’s another piece of tree, sacrificed for a brief moment of accountability...
The receipt knows. The receipt always knows.
monologues.uk/shopping/rec...
Receipts | Shopping | Mona Logg’s Monologues
The receipt, darling, whips through the till, a thin paper train rattling into my hands. Receipts are the trees' revenge: once standing tall in sunlit
monologues.uk
August 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The receipt, darling,...
Each time a receipt prints, it’s another piece of tree, sacrificed for a brief moment of accountability...
The receipt knows. The receipt always knows.
monologues.uk/shopping/rec...
Each time a receipt prints, it’s another piece of tree, sacrificed for a brief moment of accountability...
The receipt knows. The receipt always knows.
monologues.uk/shopping/rec...
Queues, darling, are Britain’s only actual national sport. Forget cricket, forget football: those are practice runs. The real contest happens outside the post office at half past eleven, where twenty strangers stand in a silent battle of endurance.
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
Queues | Shopping | Mona Logg’s Monologues
Darling, the queue isn't just a line, it's a performance. Mona Logg's Monologues presents a witty look at the tragicomedy of Britain's greatest silent theatre.
monologues.uk
August 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Queues, darling, are Britain’s only actual national sport. Forget cricket, forget football: those are practice runs. The real contest happens outside the post office at half past eleven, where twenty strangers stand in a silent battle of endurance.
monologues.uk/shopping/que...
monologues.uk/shopping/que...