davidherrold
@davidherrold.bsky.social
Classically trained thumb wrestler.
Really looking forward to Martha Wells' "Murderbot" series coming to AppleTV. The books are a hoot.
Murderbot — Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Really looking forward to Martha Wells' "Murderbot" series coming to AppleTV. The books are a hoot.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Having trouble selling your Tesla? Well, don't worry, scheduling your own Tesla theft is a few clicks away.
Steal My Tesla
stealmytesla.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Having trouble selling your Tesla? Well, don't worry, scheduling your own Tesla theft is a few clicks away.
Wow...
March 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Wow...
This is gold.
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is gold.
When I see a child on a leash, I always ask the parent if he's from a rescue or a breeder.
February 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When I see a child on a leash, I always ask the parent if he's from a rescue or a breeder.
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me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: good morning Killbot
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie
me: smoothie please
killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
My old boy, Ben.
January 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My old boy, Ben.
CEOs are afraid of being shot. That's cute, now they know what it's like to be a kid in school.
December 18, 2024 at 11:48 PM
CEOs are afraid of being shot. That's cute, now they know what it's like to be a kid in school.
Imagine walking into a store and an employee immediately jumps in front of you and asks for your email address. Websites need to stop doing this.
December 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Imagine walking into a store and an employee immediately jumps in front of you and asks for your email address. Websites need to stop doing this.
Google “health insurance auto adjudication” if you want to get really angry about the health insurance industry. Software is frequently denying your claims, not a real human.
December 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Google “health insurance auto adjudication” if you want to get really angry about the health insurance industry. Software is frequently denying your claims, not a real human.
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Nikki Giovanni, the renowned poet, civil rights leader, and academic, has died.
She was 81.
She was 81.
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Nikki Giovanni, the renowned poet, civil rights leader, and academic, has died.
She was 81.
She was 81.
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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Anyway…
Here’s a visualization of all the curse words being used on Bluesky in real time.
Each word is a cute fluffy little profane cloud.
It’s oddly soothing.
H/t @bagpuss.org
#SwearSky
swearsky.bagpuss.org
Here’s a visualization of all the curse words being used on Bluesky in real time.
Each word is a cute fluffy little profane cloud.
It’s oddly soothing.
H/t @bagpuss.org
#SwearSky
swearsky.bagpuss.org
SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
swearsky.bagpuss.org
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Anyway…
Here’s a visualization of all the curse words being used on Bluesky in real time.
Each word is a cute fluffy little profane cloud.
It’s oddly soothing.
H/t @bagpuss.org
#SwearSky
swearsky.bagpuss.org
Here’s a visualization of all the curse words being used on Bluesky in real time.
Each word is a cute fluffy little profane cloud.
It’s oddly soothing.
H/t @bagpuss.org
#SwearSky
swearsky.bagpuss.org
Reposted by davidherrold
Does this ever happen to you after you order food? 🤪🙈
November 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Does this ever happen to you after you order food? 🤪🙈
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Reminder to the newcomers: When you block someone on Bluesky, they die in real life.
November 23, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Reminder to the newcomers: When you block someone on Bluesky, they die in real life.
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me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 AM
me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
Journalists who are kowtowing to the incoming adminstation are forgetting that "the press" is the only profession mentioned in the Constitution. Journalists, you have more power than you realize.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Journalists who are kowtowing to the incoming adminstation are forgetting that "the press" is the only profession mentioned in the Constitution. Journalists, you have more power than you realize.
Random Moby Dick lines from this account are pretty great.
November 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Random Moby Dick lines from this account are pretty great.
No joke, the Onion bought InfoWars to use as a satire for crazy conspiracy theorists. This. Is. Brilliant...
Satire slinger The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with help from Sandy Hook families
Families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims say the satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction.
apnews.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:19 PM
No joke, the Onion bought InfoWars to use as a satire for crazy conspiracy theorists. This. Is. Brilliant...
Today I learned a new word. #kakistocracy
November 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Today I learned a new word. #kakistocracy
Is it just me or has there been an uptick of the Russian bride fake account follows recently? I think I've gotten a half dozen in the last few days.
November 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Is it just me or has there been an uptick of the Russian bride fake account follows recently? I think I've gotten a half dozen in the last few days.
@chuckwendig.bsky.social I feel like your book may have turned out differently if these were the apples.
November 11, 2024 at 3:25 AM
@chuckwendig.bsky.social I feel like your book may have turned out differently if these were the apples.