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Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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We all know ‘tragedy’ comes from Greek.

‘tragos’ = goat

‘aeidein’ = to sing

So ‘tragedy’ originally meant “goat song.”

Not to be confused with the GOAT song, which is probably “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Good morning! We know you have been waiting for an update, but we have some unfortunate news. An immediate family member was diagnosed with cancer and it has turned our world upside down. We will eventually get through this and focus on development again. Thank you so much for your support.
September 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Stephen Colbert: "Next year will be our last season. The network will be ending the Late Show in May."

[boos]

"And yeah, I share your feelings."

www.instagram.com/reel/DMOhWKs...
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Idiot teenagers with a death wish.❤️
#Animorphs turns 29 years old this month. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much for reading and for keeping this series alive.

Never could have imagined this love and support when we cooked this idea up. (Next to a dumpster in Florida, incidentally.)
June 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Lol
May 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Breaking News: Val Kilmer, who got his big-budget start in “Top Gun” and went on to portray Jim Morrison and Batman, has died at 65.
Val Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65
A wide-ranging leading man who earned critical praise, he was known to be charismatic but unpredictable. At one point he dropped out of Hollywood for a decade.
www.nytimes.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Phoenix for Bluesky
A Bluesky client based on the award-winning Twitter app for iOS.
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March 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I know we like to rib on the Nicole Kidman AMC ad, and yet it keeps ringing true every time a movie manages to elate and then bring me to tears, so fine, somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
January 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM