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This account is a part of my past, and the past made me who I am. I am leaving it here as an archive, but the person behind it no longer exists. Слава Україні!
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Archived page for David the Goliath @david-the-goliath.bsky.social · Jun 25
So long and thanks for all the fish
So long and thanks for all the fish
June 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
4 Fast 4 Furious
philplait.bsky.social Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · May 5
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Gtwoe Girl
kejames.bsky.social Karen James @kejames.bsky.social · May 5
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Apollo 26
May 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected […]
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March 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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alicewinterhold.bsky.social
And so you see humans are destined to spin in circles for the rest of our time here
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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standupforscience.bsky.social
On March 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

It's March 3rd... FOUR DAYS BEFORE WE STAND UP FOR SCIENCE 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Screencap from Mean Girls. In this scene, Cady and Aaron are in math class. Aaron is turned backwards in his seat and asking Cady what day it is. She, of course, responds "It's October 3rd."
March 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Let me introduce you to: Walkie Talkies
robdenbleyker.com Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Feb 24
whoever named them waterfalls fuckin nailed it tbh
February 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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alicewinterhold.bsky.social
Hoarding is a mental illness unless the thing that you hoard is huge amounts of money, then you are considered successful
February 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think @discord.com just went down. Anyone else having issues?
February 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm conducting an experiment. Does anyone know where I can get a free Luigi mansion walkthrough? This game is really difficult.
January 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh look hell may actually be freezing over
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 20
It's poised to be an unusually brisk Inauguration Day, with temperatures expected to be about 20 degrees colder than normal for this time of year.
This is on track to be the coldest Inauguration Day in 40 years
www.npr.org
January 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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bobbyda.fish
I showed you my wildshape. Pls respond.
January 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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shipilev.bsky.social
Real professionals do not plug random devices into their computers. Real professionals do "curl -sL totally-trustworthy-site.com/install.sh | sudo bash" instead.
December 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Congratulations @aoc.bsky.social on 1 million followers on Bluesky. The revolution will not be televised... but it might just be decentralized.
December 10, 2024 at 7:48 AM
They picked up Luigi #Mangione at a McDonald's... I'm not a conspiracy theorist but who else do we know that exclusively eats McDonald's...?

#DenyDefendDepose
#TheAdjuster #Conspiracy?
Billionaire CEO Elon Musk eating McDonald's with 34-time convicted felon, Road Kill aficionado RFK Jr, and the son of a former president with the same name who has a history of cocaine use. Speaker of the House Johnson is photo bombing.
December 10, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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primallassie.bsky.social
This is the new live, laugh, love. #DenyDefendDepose
Deny Defend Depose signs; they were etched on the sides of the bullets used in the deauthorization of United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson; he was responsible for 70 billion dollars in profits this year, mainly amassed by using AI with a 90% error rate to auto deny insurance claims, particularly those of senior citizens and chronically ill patients. Nobody is upset by the vigilante denying his claim to life and UHC stock went up 15 points from all the hype
December 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not" - John Lennon
December 9, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I follow this account simply to find out which post rock alternative 90s and 2000s artists are here. That's all I know them for. Promise...
eve6.bsky.social eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · Dec 8
Yellowcard is on here
Yellowcard followed you
December 9, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I have never felt more seen
hankgreen.bsky.social Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Dec 7
People: What productivity software do you use?

Me:
A screenshot of Google Tasks showing one task “Take out the trash” in a category called “NOW” that was to be completed 135 weeks ago.
December 8, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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eve6.bsky.social
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if #TheAdjuster was hiding from the cops in the room they store all the untested SA kits? It's the perfect spot, because the police will never actually look there.

#Deny #Defend #Depose
December 8, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Just a reminder that UHC had $22B in profit in 2023, and was able to do so by denying more claims than any other insurer in the market, including life-saving cancer treatments and medicine for chronic conditions. You know, in case you were starting to feel bad about nothing in particular.
December 6, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Installed an LLM on my computer. I asked it if it could solve my problems. It asked me to narrow it down.
December 3, 2024 at 7:52 AM
When your makeup line is as divisive as your immigration policies.
Donald Trump and his awful orange makeup line with an arrow pointing at it with the words "the real border crisis"
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Now that I have no family left, I can eat the entire bag of family size Doritos by myself in one sitting, guilt free. It's not a serving size; it's a coping mechanism. If only the bag could give me a hug afterward.
December 2, 2024 at 11:15 AM