David Cornelson
@david-cornelson.bsky.social
Father of five, #bucks, #packers, #brewers, #software #architect, #domaindrivendesign, #founder @mach9.bsky.poker, Scrabble and #poker, #interactivefiction, lives in Gold Coast #Chicago. Janny Wurts fan.
Open to mutual meetups.
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Open to mutual meetups.
🌈🌈🌈 ally he/him
Pinned
Love cannot be measured until the time of parting.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Sometimes while rewatching Bones I’m also eating dinner and realize some might feel uncomfortable watching them dissect a table of remains. I’m totally dissociating nom nom.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Sometimes while rewatching Bones I’m also eating dinner and realize some might feel uncomfortable watching them dissect a table of remains. I’m totally dissociating nom nom.
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Black people everywhere:
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Black people everywhere:
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Deeply grateful to all who have sent well wishes and prayers since hearing about Mom’s hospitalization—and to all of the medical professionals taking good care of her.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Deeply grateful to all who have sent well wishes and prayers since hearing about Mom’s hospitalization—and to all of the medical professionals taking good care of her.
Nope. No notes.
Larry Summers is on the board of OpenAI
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Nope. No notes.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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I’m pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I’m pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
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11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
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November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
The Matt Damen sequel to, “I bought a zoo”
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Matt Damen sequel to, “I bought a zoo”
The problem with GenAI for a techie is it allows us to indulge even more deeply into ratholes.
2020: ugh this would be a massive undertaking
2025: Claude and I can whip this out in no time
2020: ugh this would be a massive undertaking
2025: Claude and I can whip this out in no time
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The problem with GenAI for a techie is it allows us to indulge even more deeply into ratholes.
2020: ugh this would be a massive undertaking
2025: Claude and I can whip this out in no time
2020: ugh this would be a massive undertaking
2025: Claude and I can whip this out in no time
This has all the markers of a brilliant tech rathole.
Sometimes you get one of those insane ideas you know you’ll regret, but it’s just too intriguing.
So… I’m building a compiler for a subset of Kotlin - something I can embed into Kotlin/JVM projects like Lua, but with static typing and better performance.
#kotlin
So… I’m building a compiler for a subset of Kotlin - something I can embed into Kotlin/JVM projects like Lua, but with static typing and better performance.
#kotlin
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This has all the markers of a brilliant tech rathole.
What fictional creature traumatized you as a kid?
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What fictional creature traumatized you as a kid?
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
Rewatching #Bones on Hulu and around S8E8 we probably could wrap it up and leave the show in a better state. Going forward there's a lot of repetitive drama, Hodgins is crippled, and the show runner kills off Sweets when the actor asked for time off to do a movie. Should have happily ended here.
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Rewatching #Bones on Hulu and around S8E8 we probably could wrap it up and leave the show in a better state. Going forward there's a lot of repetitive drama, Hodgins is crippled, and the show runner kills off Sweets when the actor asked for time off to do a movie. Should have happily ended here.
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I know how to fix the Bond writing room. Bring in J.J. Abrams. He’s an expert at fucking up timelines and continuity.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I know how to fix the Bond writing room. Bring in J.J. Abrams. He’s an expert at fucking up timelines and continuity.
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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The sitting President of the United States repeatedly raped children.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The sitting President of the United States repeatedly raped children.
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
This smells a lot like 2009 when banks bought empty or foreclosed houses to keep mortgage backed securities solvent. We know how that went.
Softbank on Tuesday disclosed it had sold its entire $5.8 billion stake in Nvidia to fund its investments in ChatGPT-maker OpenAI.
Masayoshi Son No Longer Asia’s 3rd Richest—After Softbank Sells Nvidia Stake
Softbank on Tuesday disclosed it had sold its entire $5.8 billion stake in Nvidia to fund its investments in ChatGPT-maker OpenAI.
www.forbes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This smells a lot like 2009 when banks bought empty or foreclosed houses to keep mortgage backed securities solvent. We know how that went.
Pretty sure Peter Thiel is a living Bond villain. When they resurrect 007, make sure he’s on the case.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Pretty sure Peter Thiel is a living Bond villain. When they resurrect 007, make sure he’s on the case.