Pablo Picasshole
@davey-c-akes.bsky.social
Part-time city planner 🌆 full-time rockstar.
All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.
Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.
Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
Awww this has brought back such vivid memories of singing my own version at school: IM DAVE IM NINE AND MY DADS RORY, HE DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS LAMBOURGHINI ☺️❤️ (*Saab)
And read about Ed Sheeran's work experience with Leamington band Nizlopi.... The 20th anniversary of JCB Song... lovely chatting to Luke for this piece: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ed Sheeran reunites with Nizlopi on arena tour
Sheeran says the folk duo inspired him as a teenager and has asked them to support his European arena tour.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Awww this has brought back such vivid memories of singing my own version at school: IM DAVE IM NINE AND MY DADS RORY, HE DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS LAMBOURGHINI ☺️❤️ (*Saab)
Black Country Bar Crawl tomorrow!
Tram ride through Wolves, Bilston, Wednesbury, West Brom, and Soho.
Orange chips, faggots, hairy pork scratchings, lukewarm Carling, fruit machines, bets on osses, patterned carpets, toilets without locks.
Fun shall be had (if my accent doesn’t get me killed!)
Tram ride through Wolves, Bilston, Wednesbury, West Brom, and Soho.
Orange chips, faggots, hairy pork scratchings, lukewarm Carling, fruit machines, bets on osses, patterned carpets, toilets without locks.
Fun shall be had (if my accent doesn’t get me killed!)
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Black Country Bar Crawl tomorrow!
Tram ride through Wolves, Bilston, Wednesbury, West Brom, and Soho.
Orange chips, faggots, hairy pork scratchings, lukewarm Carling, fruit machines, bets on osses, patterned carpets, toilets without locks.
Fun shall be had (if my accent doesn’t get me killed!)
Tram ride through Wolves, Bilston, Wednesbury, West Brom, and Soho.
Orange chips, faggots, hairy pork scratchings, lukewarm Carling, fruit machines, bets on osses, patterned carpets, toilets without locks.
Fun shall be had (if my accent doesn’t get me killed!)
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
Hope the one true international man had a good international men’s day ❤️
a man in a suit and tie is holding a globe in front of the words mr. worldwide
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a globe in front of the words mr. worldwide
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Hope the one true international man had a good international men’s day ❤️
Office phone kept ringing round, no one picking it up, so I answered “MAKE ME A WINNER”.
A confused client on other end of the line. Boss not happy.
A confused client on other end of the line. Boss not happy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Office phone kept ringing round, no one picking it up, so I answered “MAKE ME A WINNER”.
A confused client on other end of the line. Boss not happy.
A confused client on other end of the line. Boss not happy.
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OMFG, swear I just saw Macaulay Culkin stuck in a scented candle shop. Think it was JoMalone.
December 27, 2024 at 7:12 PM
OMFG, swear I just saw Macaulay Culkin stuck in a scented candle shop. Think it was JoMalone.
Just received an email from someone with the surname “Person.” Gotta be the best bit of nominative determinism ever.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just received an email from someone with the surname “Person.” Gotta be the best bit of nominative determinism ever.
At the end of the day it is what it is and it’s just one of those things and that’s that do you know what I mean
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
At the end of the day it is what it is and it’s just one of those things and that’s that do you know what I mean
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
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We should stop the boats because it's dangerous, and we should stop the scapegoating of immigrants because it's wrong and cruel.
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We should stop the boats because it's dangerous, and we should stop the scapegoating of immigrants because it's wrong and cruel.
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
Controlled migration is good for the country, helps build our economy and diversity strengthens our communities. (1/6) 🧵
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
Stephen Graham is such a ledge.
It’s so important for all short white blokes built like thumbs to see ourselves represented!
It’s so important for all short white blokes built like thumbs to see ourselves represented!
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Stephen Graham is such a ledge.
It’s so important for all short white blokes built like thumbs to see ourselves represented!
It’s so important for all short white blokes built like thumbs to see ourselves represented!
What the fuck even ARE magnets? Fucking Chinese sorcery that’s what. Donald got that god damn right! My house is a no magnet zone.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What the fuck even ARE magnets? Fucking Chinese sorcery that’s what. Donald got that god damn right! My house is a no magnet zone.
So jealous of Americans for nothing other than the crazy range of stunning landscape, and the sheer variation in the seasons
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So jealous of Americans for nothing other than the crazy range of stunning landscape, and the sheer variation in the seasons
Really, really bitter about that scoreline! Happy to take the L - City were better and Doku was on fire. But it was actually a game of fine margins and we had absolutely rotten luck with the bounce and the officials.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Really, really bitter about that scoreline! Happy to take the L - City were better and Doku was on fire. But it was actually a game of fine margins and we had absolutely rotten luck with the bounce and the officials.
Incredible how Liverpool can never ever deal with Jeremy Doku, when the other 19 PL teams never have any issue at all
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Incredible how Liverpool can never ever deal with Jeremy Doku, when the other 19 PL teams never have any issue at all
Liverpool aren’t playing well, but Gary Neville is piling on in a completely insufferable way. Creaming himself. Absolutely no reference to both goals being lucky deflections and a legitimate goal disallowed…
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Liverpool aren’t playing well, but Gary Neville is piling on in a completely insufferable way. Creaming himself. Absolutely no reference to both goals being lucky deflections and a legitimate goal disallowed…
At school I used to have trombone lessons (lol) with one of the King and Queen-Consort’s current top military aides. Didn’t get along - nasty kid. I’m sure he’s sound now, but awful to see his face on the telly every Remembrance Sunday, and generally to see him doing so well 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
At school I used to have trombone lessons (lol) with one of the King and Queen-Consort’s current top military aides. Didn’t get along - nasty kid. I’m sure he’s sound now, but awful to see his face on the telly every Remembrance Sunday, and generally to see him doing so well 🤣
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
Today is for those who lost their lives at war, but I’m also thinking of my paternal grandparents who were field medics and met in Normandy on D-day. Grandad proceeded to run a chemist in South Shields and lived to 93. Granny scored a century and passed away shortly after in the Scottish Highlands ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Today is for those who lost their lives at war, but I’m also thinking of my paternal grandparents who were field medics and met in Normandy on D-day. Grandad proceeded to run a chemist in South Shields and lived to 93. Granny scored a century and passed away shortly after in the Scottish Highlands ❤️
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
BESSS BRIAAAN BROBBEYYYY!!! BET BIN BHERE!!! #safc #blackcats
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
BESSS BRIAAAN BROBBEYYYY!!! BET BIN BHERE!!! #safc #blackcats
Such a man crush on Granit Xhaka. I wish I was the injured Arsenal player on the floor getting shouted at by him🥵
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Such a man crush on Granit Xhaka. I wish I was the injured Arsenal player on the floor getting shouted at by him🥵
Sunderland vs Arsenal aka El Longthrowico 🔥
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sunderland vs Arsenal aka El Longthrowico 🔥