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@davey-c-akes.bsky.social
Part-time city planner 🌆 full-time rockstar.
All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.
Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.
Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
It’s me. I’m Humpty Dumpty. 💛🧡🤎
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It’s me. I’m Humpty Dumpty. 💛🧡🤎
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizzard at the Royal Albert Hall, followed by highlights of Liverpool outclassing Real Madrid. If Carlsberg did Tuesdays ❤️⚽️🦎
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizzard at the Royal Albert Hall, followed by highlights of Liverpool outclassing Real Madrid. If Carlsberg did Tuesdays ❤️⚽️🦎
Lost in the Wyre Forest this morning🧡🍁🍂
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Lost in the Wyre Forest this morning🧡🍁🍂
Almost ready for my Draco Malfoy transformation tomorrow night 😱🪄🎃👻 (jk - this is my new full-time hairstyle)
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Almost ready for my Draco Malfoy transformation tomorrow night 😱🪄🎃👻 (jk - this is my new full-time hairstyle)
Did you know that crispy dosas are actually portals to faraway spicy galaxies?
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Did you know that crispy dosas are actually portals to faraway spicy galaxies?
Baby you’re all that I want
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Baby you’re all that I want
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
Red sky at night: 🐑👳🏼♂️’s 😌
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Red sky at night: 🐑👳🏼♂️’s 😌
Fuck you too, Exmoor 🖕🏻
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck you too, Exmoor 🖕🏻
Lovely to see my bro on day release
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lovely to see my bro on day release
Autumn in New Zealand is a different kettle of fish (or as they would say - kettuhl of fush).
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Autumn in New Zealand is a different kettle of fish (or as they would say - kettuhl of fush).
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
Found this at my Nana’s and now worried she might be the Walter White of Wimborne
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Found this at my Nana’s and now worried she might be the Walter White of Wimborne
Anyway here’s wonderwall
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Anyway here’s wonderwall
It certainly is 🍺⚽️📺☔️🔴
September 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It certainly is 🍺⚽️📺☔️🔴
(I may not have been joking)
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
(I may not have been joking)
Disgusting compared to scenes here in Birmingham
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Disgusting compared to scenes here in Birmingham
I don’t bring a lot to the table, ladies, but I bring the fucking basics in abundance
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don’t bring a lot to the table, ladies, but I bring the fucking basics in abundance
Let’s see you at 21…
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
August 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Let’s see you at 21…
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
Never knowingly overdressed (™). Happy Friday one and all.
August 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Never knowingly overdressed (™). Happy Friday one and all.
No prizes for guessing where the Fontaines hail from, or whether they’re on the right side of history 🤘🏻🕶️👽🇮🇪🇵🇸🟩
August 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
No prizes for guessing where the Fontaines hail from, or whether they’re on the right side of history 🤘🏻🕶️👽🇮🇪🇵🇸🟩
Guys I lost my mind en route to the barbers. Walked in and said I wanted to “embrace my hairline” and have a moustache. Terrible error or great success? 👴🏻
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Guys I lost my mind en route to the barbers. Walked in and said I wanted to “embrace my hairline” and have a moustache. Terrible error or great success? 👴🏻
Hi mate. As discussed on DM, here’s some form of proof. @idlewildgirl.bsky.social can vouch for the ticket validity, she’s already received the other spare 🙂
August 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Hi mate. As discussed on DM, here’s some form of proof. @idlewildgirl.bsky.social can vouch for the ticket validity, she’s already received the other spare 🙂
Just my home city being the pinnacle of culture, as usual. Long live MK. Apologies to any diabetics.
August 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just my home city being the pinnacle of culture, as usual. Long live MK. Apologies to any diabetics.
Having announced retirement 👨🏻🦳 to focus on golf 🏌🏼at the end of last season, it’s off I go to the first training session of season number 25! Hairline and body may not be quite as they were aged 6, but the love remains ⚽️
August 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Having announced retirement 👨🏻🦳 to focus on golf 🏌🏼at the end of last season, it’s off I go to the first training session of season number 25! Hairline and body may not be quite as they were aged 6, but the love remains ⚽️