Dave M
Dave M
@davemarsteller.bsky.social
Pennsylvanian, Mech. Engineer, Nerd of miscellaneous interests
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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It is extraordinarily, spectacularly funny that Jack Dorsey literally called us “common,” as if he’s the Third Lord Viscount Fartleby sneering at the help while cheating at a game of croquet
May 10, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober
May 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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April 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM