Dave Kingsley
@davekingsley.bsky.social
Clearing space for a bypass
Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom.
Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom.
www.borowitzreport.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Clearing space for a bypass
Today is Tau Day, so celebrate by eating two pies.
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Is Tau Better Than Pi?
YouTube video by Seeker
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June 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Today is Tau Day, so celebrate by eating two pies.
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Doctor Demento recently announced that he will retire after 55 years as a comedy music DJ.
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June 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Doctor Demento recently announced that he will retire after 55 years as a comedy music DJ.
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A new personal best in the Speed Nerdle game
speed nerdlegame 1229 solved in 0m 20s!
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speed nerdlegame 1229 solved in 0m 20s!
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June 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A new personal best in the Speed Nerdle game
speed nerdlegame 1229 solved in 0m 20s!
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speed nerdlegame 1229 solved in 0m 20s!
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Now is a great time to be supportive of trans people you know, or those you don't.
Actually, always is a great time to speak out against the goddamn lying ghouls trying to pretend trans people are some mysterious threat to anyone, and not just people trying to live their lives.
Actually, always is a great time to speak out against the goddamn lying ghouls trying to pretend trans people are some mysterious threat to anyone, and not just people trying to live their lives.
April 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Now is a great time to be supportive of trans people you know, or those you don't.
Actually, always is a great time to speak out against the goddamn lying ghouls trying to pretend trans people are some mysterious threat to anyone, and not just people trying to live their lives.
Actually, always is a great time to speak out against the goddamn lying ghouls trying to pretend trans people are some mysterious threat to anyone, and not just people trying to live their lives.
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here's today's post: "maybe he’s just a fucking idiot after all" — so much for the Art of the Deal.
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maybe he’s just a fucking idiot after all
so much for the Art of the Deal
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April 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
here's today's post: "maybe he’s just a fucking idiot after all" — so much for the Art of the Deal.
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My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.
April 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.
On Netflix, we have previously watched the first seasons of Sandman, Stranger Things, and Lost in Space. I am interested in watching other series such as Disenchanted, Wednesday, Umbrella Academy, and The Witcher.
March 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
On Netflix, we have previously watched the first seasons of Sandman, Stranger Things, and Lost in Space. I am interested in watching other series such as Disenchanted, Wednesday, Umbrella Academy, and The Witcher.
On Apple TV+, I want to finish the most recent seasons of Silo and For All Mankind and watch the new seasons of Severance and Mythic Quest.
March 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
On Apple TV+, I want to finish the most recent seasons of Silo and For All Mankind and watch the new seasons of Severance and Mythic Quest.
We subscribed to a streaming package that includes Peacock, which we already had, Apple TV+, which we previously had, and Netflix, which is mostly new to us.
March 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
We subscribed to a streaming package that includes Peacock, which we already had, Apple TV+, which we previously had, and Netflix, which is mostly new to us.
A personal best in the Nerdle speed game
speed nerdlegame 1167 solved in 0m 21s!
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speed nerdlegame 1167 solved in 0m 21s!
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March 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A personal best in the Nerdle speed game
speed nerdlegame 1167 solved in 0m 21s!
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⏱️
speed nerdlegame 1167 solved in 0m 21s!
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We recently missed MarsCon for the first time to go on the JoCo Cruise with stops at Half Moon Cay, Puerto Rico, and Sint Maarten.
March 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We recently missed MarsCon for the first time to go on the JoCo Cruise with stops at Half Moon Cay, Puerto Rico, and Sint Maarten.
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here's today's post: "elderly golfer blasts Ukraine for invading itself" — is Donny demented, or evil? trick question, it’s both.
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elderly golfer blasts Ukraine for invading itself
is Donny demented, or evil? trick question, it’s both
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February 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
here's today's post: "elderly golfer blasts Ukraine for invading itself" — is Donny demented, or evil? trick question, it’s both.
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You cannot fire so many people and shutter so many agencies and services and not expect things to start to go very bad very quickly.
Our job is to highlight not only the chaos and cruelty of the firings, but also the devastating consequences.
The public must turn on this madness and soon.
Our job is to highlight not only the chaos and cruelty of the firings, but also the devastating consequences.
The public must turn on this madness and soon.
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You cannot fire so many people and shutter so many agencies and services and not expect things to start to go very bad very quickly.
Our job is to highlight not only the chaos and cruelty of the firings, but also the devastating consequences.
The public must turn on this madness and soon.
Our job is to highlight not only the chaos and cruelty of the firings, but also the devastating consequences.
The public must turn on this madness and soon.
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No one side wins a trade war like this. The only winners in a trade war are the capitalists left standing that buy up shattered and broken businesses at a steep discount. MAGAts are about to get a crash course in economics the likes of which the rest of us got simply paying attention in high school.
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No one side wins a trade war like this. The only winners in a trade war are the capitalists left standing that buy up shattered and broken businesses at a steep discount. MAGAts are about to get a crash course in economics the likes of which the rest of us got simply paying attention in high school.
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here's today's post: "imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed" — management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly.
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imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed
management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly
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January 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
here's today's post: "imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed" — management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly.
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Google Maps is caving to a racist narcissistic madman and changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico with the excuse that they are using official government names, even though it will likely be changed back in four years. In response, I changed my car's navigation app to Waze.
January 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Google Maps is caving to a racist narcissistic madman and changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico with the excuse that they are using official government names, even though it will likely be changed back in four years. In response, I changed my car's navigation app to Waze.
"Feeling irked by your pastor insisting you follow your faith's core values? ... Then maybe it's time you make the switch to the Cult of Cthulhu."
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The Cult Of Cthulhu
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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January 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"Feeling irked by your pastor insisting you follow your faith's core values? ... Then maybe it's time you make the switch to the Cult of Cthulhu."
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Thanks to JD Vance breaking the tie, the United States now has a totally inexperienced, dishonest, sexually assaulting drunk running its military.
But he flattered Donald, which was the only job requirement.
But he flattered Donald, which was the only job requirement.
January 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thanks to JD Vance breaking the tie, the United States now has a totally inexperienced, dishonest, sexually assaulting drunk running its military.
But he flattered Donald, which was the only job requirement.
But he flattered Donald, which was the only job requirement.
The temperature will get above zero today for the first time since Saturday.
January 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The temperature will get above zero today for the first time since Saturday.
Trump pardoned 1500 of his accomplices today.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Trump pardons roughly 1,500 criminal defendants charged in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack
The sweeping pardons mark the beginning of the end of one of the largest investigations in FBI history.
www.nbcnews.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Trump pardoned 1500 of his accomplices today.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
I am having a colonoscopy, so I will be taking it up the ass today, much like the rest of the country.
January 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I am having a colonoscopy, so I will be taking it up the ass today, much like the rest of the country.
I am going to start posting on here as I move away from Facebook, but I will still keep that account active for now.
January 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am going to start posting on here as I move away from Facebook, but I will still keep that account active for now.