TheJafster
@davejaffewrites.bsky.social
Multiple award-winning humorist, author, columnist, former Chicago reporter, Dave has written for online media, print, television, and books. Creative, clever, witty – these are traits that kept Dave in detention for most of the eighth grade.
My latest humor column. Love you, AARP! Don't sue me!
“AARP: It’s More Than Just the Sound of Stomach Gas!”
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“AARP: It’s More Than Just the Sound of Stomach Gas!”
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AARP: It’s More Than Just the Sound of Stomach Gas! – Sleeping between Giants
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October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My latest humor column. Love you, AARP! Don't sue me!
“AARP: It’s More Than Just the Sound of Stomach Gas!”
sleepingbetweengiants.com/aarp-its-mor...
“AARP: It’s More Than Just the Sound of Stomach Gas!”
sleepingbetweengiants.com/aarp-its-mor...
Lost in My Wilderness! Pt. 46
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lost in My Wilderness! Pt. 46
We have an ant problem. But so do the ants. . .
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
We have an ant problem. But so do the ants. . .
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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Why did they call it ‘Pornhub’ when ‘YouLube’ was right there.
April 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why did they call it ‘Pornhub’ when ‘YouLube’ was right there.
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The closest I will ever get to being John Wick, is when I point the remote over my shoulder as I’m exiting the room, turn off the tv, and flip the remote onto the couch, without even looking.
April 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The closest I will ever get to being John Wick, is when I point the remote over my shoulder as I’m exiting the room, turn off the tv, and flip the remote onto the couch, without even looking.
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Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47
April 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47
Speaking with Jacques-Yves Cousteau accent:
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Speaking with Jacques-Yves Cousteau accent:
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
Ten-year-old granddaughter visiting us and her "furry brother" set up this pose. Wants it captioned:
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ten-year-old granddaughter visiting us and her "furry brother" set up this pose. Wants it captioned:
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
Medical studies show that dogs can lower your blood pressure.
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
February 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Medical studies show that dogs can lower your blood pressure.
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
Me in doctor’s exam room:
NURSE: “Are you sensitive to latex products?”
ME: “Well, I’m sympathetic to how they’ve suffered…“
NURSE: (Creepily quiet)
NURSE: “Are you sensitive to latex products?”
ME: “Well, I’m sympathetic to how they’ve suffered…“
NURSE: (Creepily quiet)
February 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me in doctor’s exam room:
NURSE: “Are you sensitive to latex products?”
ME: “Well, I’m sympathetic to how they’ve suffered…“
NURSE: (Creepily quiet)
NURSE: “Are you sensitive to latex products?”
ME: “Well, I’m sympathetic to how they’ve suffered…“
NURSE: (Creepily quiet)
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We're headed back to the casino for blackjack! Roulette! Large Wheel! And even Bathrooms! It's Caesar's Palace on Game Boy Roulette Episode 304!
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Caesar's Palace - Game Boy Roulette Episode 304
YouTube video by TheBrianJ
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January 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We're headed back to the casino for blackjack! Roulette! Large Wheel! And even Bathrooms! It's Caesar's Palace on Game Boy Roulette Episode 304!
youtu.be/YFrlIK_UsnY
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Calling is easy, because you don’t need to make any sort of speech.
Just make clear you support or oppose a particular act.
No need to get emotionally riled up or to write up a short speech. Just call.
Just make clear you support or oppose a particular act.
No need to get emotionally riled up or to write up a short speech. Just call.
Morning ritual now is to be an active constituent and call the offices of @repstansbury.bsky.social, @senatorheinrich.bsky.social, and @lujan.senate.gov
Short and sweet: I’m [name, city, zip code] and I would like [Representative/Senator] to [support/oppose] [this thing], thank you.
Short and sweet: I’m [name, city, zip code] and I would like [Representative/Senator] to [support/oppose] [this thing], thank you.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Calling is easy, because you don’t need to make any sort of speech.
Just make clear you support or oppose a particular act.
No need to get emotionally riled up or to write up a short speech. Just call.
Just make clear you support or oppose a particular act.
No need to get emotionally riled up or to write up a short speech. Just call.
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Me: “When are you gonna put me in one of your art works?”
My wife: “I just did.”
The art work…
My wife: “I just did.”
The art work…
January 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me: “When are you gonna put me in one of your art works?”
My wife: “I just did.”
The art work…
My wife: “I just did.”
The art work…
From the lighter side of teaching. . .
The winter quarter of my UW 3D printing class is breaking new ground in the field of “number of students whose voice is as loud as a sock falling on the ground and who have near-constant questions.”
January 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
From the lighter side of teaching. . .
Note the highly difficult and dangerous paw positioning of right-over-left and left-over-right performed here by a Professional Dog. Do NOT attempt this yourself without canine supervision!
January 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Note the highly difficult and dangerous paw positioning of right-over-left and left-over-right performed here by a Professional Dog. Do NOT attempt this yourself without canine supervision!
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Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point may be Disney's best adventure yet www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/01/20/l...
Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point may be Disney’s best adventure yet
Disney Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point, one of two Disney Cruise destination islands in The Bahamas, features beaches for families and older guests, tours and entertainment stages, Junkanoo RUSH pa…
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January 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point may be Disney's best adventure yet www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/01/20/l...
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Not just a small world, after all: 'Disney Magic' cruise is for more than kids www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/01/20/n...
Not just a small world, after all: ‘Disney Magic’ cruise is for more than kids
Most everybody going aboard this kid-centric cruise are en famille. But people without children – couples celebrating significant anniversaries, couples escaping their own children back home, coupl…
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January 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Not just a small world, after all: 'Disney Magic' cruise is for more than kids www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/01/20/n...
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Sure that wasn’t Lao Shih-Tzu?
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sure that wasn’t Lao Shih-Tzu?
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Whatever they want, they get.
January 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Whatever they want, they get.
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Cartoonist unknown.
January 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Cartoonist unknown.
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Gwen (Part 1) - Gator Days
January 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Gwen (Part 1) - Gator Days
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
January 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin