TheJafster
@davejaffewrites.bsky.social
Multiple award-winning humorist, author, columnist, former Chicago reporter, Dave has written for online media, print, television, and books. Creative, clever, witty – these are traits that kept Dave in detention for most of the eighth grade.
Lost in My Wilderness! Pt. 46
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lost in My Wilderness! Pt. 46
We have an ant problem. But so do the ants. . .
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
We have an ant problem. But so do the ants. . .
Speaking with Jacques-Yves Cousteau accent:
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Speaking with Jacques-Yves Cousteau accent:
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
Ten-year-old granddaughter visiting us and her "furry brother" set up this pose. Wants it captioned:
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ten-year-old granddaughter visiting us and her "furry brother" set up this pose. Wants it captioned:
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
"He was fast. But not fast enough."
Medical studies show that dogs can lower your blood pressure.
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
February 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Medical studies show that dogs can lower your blood pressure.
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
Note the highly difficult and dangerous paw positioning of right-over-left and left-over-right performed here by a Professional Dog. Do NOT attempt this yourself without canine supervision!
January 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Note the highly difficult and dangerous paw positioning of right-over-left and left-over-right performed here by a Professional Dog. Do NOT attempt this yourself without canine supervision!
“That’s an excellent question, Anderson. You see, being a dog is more a state of mind than a physical manifestation. I believe it was Jung who said…”
January 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“That’s an excellent question, Anderson. You see, being a dog is more a state of mind than a physical manifestation. I believe it was Jung who said…”
DAVE: (watching morning news) “You know, hon, a giant 608 pound tuna caught in Japan sold for $1.3 million dollars.”
HON: (pause) “How are they gonna get him in that little can?”
Say good night, Gracie!
❤️❤️❤️
HON: (pause) “How are they gonna get him in that little can?”
Say good night, Gracie!
❤️❤️❤️
January 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
DAVE: (watching morning news) “You know, hon, a giant 608 pound tuna caught in Japan sold for $1.3 million dollars.”
HON: (pause) “How are they gonna get him in that little can?”
Say good night, Gracie!
❤️❤️❤️
HON: (pause) “How are they gonna get him in that little can?”
Say good night, Gracie!
❤️❤️❤️