TheJafster
davejaffewrites.bsky.social
TheJafster
@davejaffewrites.bsky.social
Multiple award-winning humorist, author, columnist, former Chicago reporter, Dave has written for online media, print, television, and books. Creative, clever, witty – these are traits that kept Dave in detention for most of the eighth grade.
Lost in My Wilderness! Pt. 46
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We have an ant problem. But so do the ants. . .
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Speaking with Jacques-Yves Cousteau accent:

“Zee’ ancient aquateec’ mutt-asaur deployed hees’ powerful fleepaars’ to propel heem’ toward hees’ primordial din-dins. . .”
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ten-year-old granddaughter visiting us and her "furry brother" set up this pose. Wants it captioned:

"He was fast. But not fast enough."
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Medical studies show that dogs can lower your blood pressure.

So, take two dogs before meals and at bedtime!
February 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Note the highly difficult and dangerous paw positioning of right-over-left and left-over-right performed here by a Professional Dog. Do NOT attempt this yourself without canine supervision!
January 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“That’s an excellent question, Anderson. You see, being a dog is more a state of mind than a physical manifestation. I believe it was Jung who said…”
January 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
DAVE: (watching morning news) “You know, hon, a giant 608 pound tuna caught in Japan sold for $1.3 million dollars.”

HON: (pause) “How are they gonna get him in that little can?”

Say good night, Gracie!
❤️❤️❤️
January 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM