@scalzi.com 👋 The text on this page is Portuguese for some reason. Doesn't seem intentional... PS: Love your work!
www.goodreads.com/book/show/61...

I think that’s it for me today on the internet. Time to read a book. I was thinking maybe reading about bubonic plague in the 14th century when things weren’t so crazy.

Roger proves my point

This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.

Pete Hegseth suffers from the Fog of Dewar's.

Even birds have their fabulous A-game drag queens.

[A Taiwanese Blue Magpie / Photographer unknown]

Bill Clinton and Donald Trump in the Oval Office.

My desktop is a PC, my laptops are Mac, I have an iPad and a Google tablet and my phone is a Pixel, I guess you could say I swing all the ways

(Linux is asexual, which is cool if you like that)

Awkward Couple Caught on the Coldplay Kiss-Cam.

Interesting!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKJE...

A farmers market in deep blue Brighton, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over a lengthy discussion of the health risks of kombucha for pregnant women, you can hear whispers that woke is the reason the NYT spelling bee doesn’t count racial slurs as dictionary words.

People I wish would shut the fuck up over the years...

BREAKING: Thanks to generous payments of protection money from law firms and corporations regulated by the US government, The Trump Presidential Library has cancelled plans to house the one book Donald almost read in a hair extensions kiosk at a suburban mall and, instead, build this grander site:

They never don't look painfully stupid

If we have a “black Monday”, I bet hard cash Amazon will have a surge of people buying stuff, thinking it’s a sale.

How to Kill Them With Kindness www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...

Giving my first published McSweeney's article a chance here