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James Wallbank
@dataknotsdesks.bsky.social
Artist. Designer. Maker. Cottage Industrialist. Operates lasers and has opinions. 🇪🇺🇺🇳🏁
No bark. All bite. 🐆
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Stripey tail club chair.
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Top self-defence tip if ever you are reincarnated as a cat. If you decide to kick someone else in the face, go for it—but don't let them bite your foot. If you do, you'll end up getting carted off to the vet, where they'll cut your sock off!
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Quite right.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Even though it's cold and gusty, at this time of year, Bongo makes it a morning priority to get some sun. He really appreciates having a veranda.
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Visualisation of the normal distribution of the results of 2d6 dice rolls, compared with the twelve sections of a clock face, (which may, in itself, suggest the normal distribution of the results of rolling 1d12).
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bongo has just eaten breakfast—a pouch of "digestive care" food, and a whole rat. (Apart from three feet!)
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Posted without comment.
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Paw, you say? This is a paw! (My cat is cute, but he's also a professional killer.)
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
If your mind is boggled by that, wait 'til you think about Rhombic Triacontahedrons! (That's one type of D30, with diamond-shaped faces.)

Draw lines across the long dimension of each face, and… you get a D20. Draw lines across the short face of each side… and you get a D12!
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Strictly Come Pouncing.
September 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What's it like to live with a serial killer? Well he's very charming—thank goodness we are too big for him to eat.
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
EPSTEIN FILES SHOULD BE RELEASED

MAGA REPUBLICANS [MAGA Logo]
82%

INDEPENDENTS [Stars & Stripes]
86%

REPUBLICANS [Elephant Logo]
83%

DEMOCRATS [Donkey Logo]
90%

>WASHINGTON POST TEXT SURVEY, CONDUCTED JULY 28, MOE+/- 3%

MSNBC REPORTS
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September 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I learn slowly. Sorry, but I just do. But I do persist, so eventually, I get it. What I need from Duolingo is an elementary understanding of psychology. I just need encouragement to keep going—I'm not going to do anything faster than I feel like. But instead, every day I'm greeted by this sad sack.
September 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That is all.
July 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
May 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
America. Here's the prize you could have won.
April 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
There's one thing that's more ecologically irresponsible than almost any other single action we can take—eating beef. Cattle farming is literally a war on wild mammals. Yeah, I know it's yummy. Yeah, I know it's a social signal of manliness. But we've got to face up to it, if we care about wildlife.
April 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I realise that tariffs are a poor policy choice, but really, I was a little surprised by the speed of the impacts.
April 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
March 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
That's the second one this month. The monster! Clearly we'd be overrun if he didn't keep this up, though.
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
February 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
For my first degree dissertation, (mid 80s) I studied Futurism—the art movement of the first decades of the C.20th. That some of their leading lights became enamoured by, then marginalised by, Fascism wasn’t lost on me then, and resonates now. Techno-oafs may be following similar trajectories.
February 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
When people ask why their printouts look wrong, show them this. #moiré
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Just went to to see if Bluesky signups had got to 26 million yet. Oh! I haven't been paying attention. 27 million!
January 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM