Calmguy Presto
@daspresto.bsky.social
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Soviet poet, body-builder, and futurist
Without it, I'm back to assed out, and will be back to barely eating every month again for God knows how long
Know I'm never over here but got mega scammed & also had some mega blessings but then a corporate owner class saw the hotel doing me a solid and ended that I need minimum $558 by tomorrow. Have receipts, docs, full explanation & if I get saved from the step back I'm looking @ Xtra $15k by late fall!
March 12, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Without it, I'm back to assed out, and will be back to barely eating every month again for God knows how long
Know I'm never over here but got mega scammed & also had some mega blessings but then a corporate owner class saw the hotel doing me a solid and ended that I need minimum $558 by tomorrow. Have receipts, docs, full explanation & if I get saved from the step back I'm looking @ Xtra $15k by late fall!
March 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Know I'm never over here but got mega scammed & also had some mega blessings but then a corporate owner class saw the hotel doing me a solid and ended that I need minimum $558 by tomorrow. Have receipts, docs, full explanation & if I get saved from the step back I'm looking @ Xtra $15k by late fall!
Are there group chats on here? I really am trying to use Twitter less, but besides the fact that I get no interactions over here, or how to find other old moots, group chats and video posting really have their claws in me
March 11, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Are there group chats on here? I really am trying to use Twitter less, but besides the fact that I get no interactions over here, or how to find other old moots, group chats and video posting really have their claws in me
Regina Spektor x Lenin/Stalin
March 10, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Regina Spektor x Lenin/Stalin
Reposted by Calmguy Presto
If you're wondering how Twitter is going, the ads "sales" are for their own new TV show, with washed-up D-list reactionaries Jon Lovitz & Kevin Sorbo getting top billing in a "family comedy" that you can only watch on Twitter, where no child should be.
In other words, things are GREAT!
In other words, things are GREAT!
March 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM
If you're wondering how Twitter is going, the ads "sales" are for their own new TV show, with washed-up D-list reactionaries Jon Lovitz & Kevin Sorbo getting top billing in a "family comedy" that you can only watch on Twitter, where no child should be.
In other words, things are GREAT!
In other words, things are GREAT!
Those mfs are professional musicians, who have been practicing for at least weeks, have the sheet music in front of them, what the FUCK is that fruity little hand waving doing for ANYONE?!? lmao
Was listening to Menaker describe how he thinks "conductors" (i.e., "maestros", for symphonies) are all frauds & I've ALWAYS thought the same thing but never said it to anyone in music cuz I didn't want to offend them but fuck it, it's late Saturday, nobody's online. ITS TRUE!!
March 10, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Those mfs are professional musicians, who have been practicing for at least weeks, have the sheet music in front of them, what the FUCK is that fruity little hand waving doing for ANYONE?!? lmao
Was listening to Menaker describe how he thinks "conductors" (i.e., "maestros", for symphonies) are all frauds & I've ALWAYS thought the same thing but never said it to anyone in music cuz I didn't want to offend them but fuck it, it's late Saturday, nobody's online. ITS TRUE!!
March 10, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Was listening to Menaker describe how he thinks "conductors" (i.e., "maestros", for symphonies) are all frauds & I've ALWAYS thought the same thing but never said it to anyone in music cuz I didn't want to offend them but fuck it, it's late Saturday, nobody's online. ITS TRUE!!
How I be looking at the second candy bar I promised myself was for lunch tomorrow
March 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
How I be looking at the second candy bar I promised myself was for lunch tomorrow
Has anyone ever written a paper in like psychology or polisci programs in university about the differences between nations whomst use "mother-" vs. "fatherland", or what gender they more often than not refer to them as? They had to have done it, several times already. I wanna read some!!
March 9, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Has anyone ever written a paper in like psychology or polisci programs in university about the differences between nations whomst use "mother-" vs. "fatherland", or what gender they more often than not refer to them as? They had to have done it, several times already. I wanna read some!!
Part of the reason I took so long reactivating is the shit-lib reaction I got for sayin Matt Christman is a tremendous historian, one of the best we have. Far too good for Academia as is, and to wit, a beautiful soul. So lemme just say, I was right lol. To his continued convalescence!
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March 8, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Part of the reason I took so long reactivating is the shit-lib reaction I got for sayin Matt Christman is a tremendous historian, one of the best we have. Far too good for Academia as is, and to wit, a beautiful soul. So lemme just say, I was right lol. To his continued convalescence!
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"*I'M* Alexander.... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.. I wanna tear his heart out I'm gonna eat his children. All praise be to Allah"
March 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
"*I'M* Alexander.... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.. I wanna tear his heart out I'm gonna eat his children. All praise be to Allah"
Did y'all know there's a part of Michigan where a family named The "Dingles" have run the congressional district for over 90 yrs. Dad, son, son's wife. All in a row, never lost. And Americans love to make fun of places for "rule by succession". I stg
March 8, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Did y'all know there's a part of Michigan where a family named The "Dingles" have run the congressional district for over 90 yrs. Dad, son, son's wife. All in a row, never lost. And Americans love to make fun of places for "rule by succession". I stg
I hope no big brawls broke out at @pudgeyale92.bsky.social's local watering hole tonight during SOTU. They probably should've hired extra security for a rowdy crowd like that 😂
March 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I hope no big brawls broke out at @pudgeyale92.bsky.social's local watering hole tonight during SOTU. They probably should've hired extra security for a rowdy crowd like that 😂
"ION LIKE PPL PLAYIN GAMES ON MY PHONE" irl... I had to like, explain it to this big burly man as a pre-teens that I was just bad at the computer and wanted to try and call my friend. What a fkd up family.
Anyone remember as a kid when one of your friend's parents were SUPER anal about the phone. Like I got this phone call software that I wanted to try but couldn't get the mic to work even after like 4 tries & at school next day my buddy was like "my dad says you can't call he almost hit me" 😳
March 8, 2024 at 3:26 AM
"ION LIKE PPL PLAYIN GAMES ON MY PHONE" irl... I had to like, explain it to this big burly man as a pre-teens that I was just bad at the computer and wanted to try and call my friend. What a fkd up family.
Anyone remember as a kid when one of your friend's parents were SUPER anal about the phone. Like I got this phone call software that I wanted to try but couldn't get the mic to work even after like 4 tries & at school next day my buddy was like "my dad says you can't call he almost hit me" 😳
March 8, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Anyone remember as a kid when one of your friend's parents were SUPER anal about the phone. Like I got this phone call software that I wanted to try but couldn't get the mic to work even after like 4 tries & at school next day my buddy was like "my dad says you can't call he almost hit me" 😳
Idc if it's just a stunt. Idc if its supposed to go the distance to sell more ads, idc if it's supposed to not be 100% effort-- if Tyson doesn't knock Paul's head clean off his shoulders or give him geriatric Ali-level shakes in 3 rounds or less, I'm jumping off a bridge lol
March 8, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Idc if it's just a stunt. Idc if its supposed to go the distance to sell more ads, idc if it's supposed to not be 100% effort-- if Tyson doesn't knock Paul's head clean off his shoulders or give him geriatric Ali-level shakes in 3 rounds or less, I'm jumping off a bridge lol
On Twitter, a friendly moot of mine asked "how can I make more time for myself to just watch movies and game?" I jokingly said "injure yourself lol just shatter both your legs" and IMMEDIATELY caught a 12 hr lmfao
March 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
On Twitter, a friendly moot of mine asked "how can I make more time for myself to just watch movies and game?" I jokingly said "injure yourself lol just shatter both your legs" and IMMEDIATELY caught a 12 hr lmfao
I'm so glad LeBron got to 40k by taking Michael Porter, Jr.'s bum ass to the rim and I hope that's primarily what that zoomer perm-having, no pass making CLOWN'S career.
"Oh he shot a gang and Bron took him to the rack for 40k, he was a nobody"
BUM!!!!!!!
"Oh he shot a gang and Bron took him to the rack for 40k, he was a nobody"
BUM!!!!!!!
March 7, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I'm so glad LeBron got to 40k by taking Michael Porter, Jr.'s bum ass to the rim and I hope that's primarily what that zoomer perm-having, no pass making CLOWN'S career.
"Oh he shot a gang and Bron took him to the rack for 40k, he was a nobody"
BUM!!!!!!!
"Oh he shot a gang and Bron took him to the rack for 40k, he was a nobody"
BUM!!!!!!!
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes (guys named Nikita slandering Stalin lmao)
March 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes (guys named Nikita slandering Stalin lmao)
Then I swished a full court shot to make her chill out & be about it again, admitting she was feelin some type a way, kicking her feet like a teenager thinking about me, then just was like "nah" again. I was being smoove as hell if anything SHE said some outta pocket shit (I liked it but still!)
Developed a massive crush on woman who was a commie, funny, called me hot/cute/etc multiple times. Thought I was smart, funny, etc. we talked til the early morning day after day, & then COMPLETELY rejected me when I took a leap. I'm not missing anything, but I had to have been scammed right?
March 5, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Then I swished a full court shot to make her chill out & be about it again, admitting she was feelin some type a way, kicking her feet like a teenager thinking about me, then just was like "nah" again. I was being smoove as hell if anything SHE said some outta pocket shit (I liked it but still!)
Developed a massive crush on woman who was a commie, funny, called me hot/cute/etc multiple times. Thought I was smart, funny, etc. we talked til the early morning day after day, & then COMPLETELY rejected me when I took a leap. I'm not missing anything, but I had to have been scammed right?
March 5, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Developed a massive crush on woman who was a commie, funny, called me hot/cute/etc multiple times. Thought I was smart, funny, etc. we talked til the early morning day after day, & then COMPLETELY rejected me when I took a leap. I'm not missing anything, but I had to have been scammed right?
Fine we'll do it THIS way, Blue sky
March 2, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Fine we'll do it THIS way, Blue sky
Can't get these to go in order no matter what lol this place suckssssss c'mon dawg
March 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Can't get these to go in order no matter what lol this place suckssssss c'mon dawg