Calmguy Presto
@daspresto.bsky.social
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Soviet poet, body-builder, and futurist
Know I'm never over here but got mega scammed & also had some mega blessings but then a corporate owner class saw the hotel doing me a solid and ended that I need minimum $558 by tomorrow. Have receipts, docs, full explanation & if I get saved from the step back I'm looking @ Xtra $15k by late fall!
March 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Know I'm never over here but got mega scammed & also had some mega blessings but then a corporate owner class saw the hotel doing me a solid and ended that I need minimum $558 by tomorrow. Have receipts, docs, full explanation & if I get saved from the step back I'm looking @ Xtra $15k by late fall!
Tho alive, she's described as "former actress" , which unless someone at Wikipedia has a catty grudge, suggests that she did just disappear but on purpose.
March 11, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Tho alive, she's described as "former actress" , which unless someone at Wikipedia has a catty grudge, suggests that she did just disappear but on purpose.
Regina Spektor x Lenin/Stalin
March 10, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Regina Spektor x Lenin/Stalin
If you're wondering how Twitter is going, the ads "sales" are for their own new TV show, with washed-up D-list reactionaries Jon Lovitz & Kevin Sorbo getting top billing in a "family comedy" that you can only watch on Twitter, where no child should be.
In other words, things are GREAT!
In other words, things are GREAT!
March 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM
If you're wondering how Twitter is going, the ads "sales" are for their own new TV show, with washed-up D-list reactionaries Jon Lovitz & Kevin Sorbo getting top billing in a "family comedy" that you can only watch on Twitter, where no child should be.
In other words, things are GREAT!
In other words, things are GREAT!
How I be looking at the second candy bar I promised myself was for lunch tomorrow
March 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
How I be looking at the second candy bar I promised myself was for lunch tomorrow
"*I'M* Alexander.... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.. I wanna tear his heart out I'm gonna eat his children. All praise be to Allah"
March 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
"*I'M* Alexander.... My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable.. I wanna tear his heart out I'm gonna eat his children. All praise be to Allah"
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes (guys named Nikita slandering Stalin lmao)
March 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes (guys named Nikita slandering Stalin lmao)
Fine we'll do it THIS way, Blue sky
March 2, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Fine we'll do it THIS way, Blue sky
Can't get these to go in order no matter what lol this place suckssssss c'mon dawg
March 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Can't get these to go in order no matter what lol this place suckssssss c'mon dawg
(Trump palms up, in the light rain soft Elton John plays)
"Oh wow. Really, Nazi? You're just now telling me. Wow. Flew some great planes..."
(Fr tho, if we Yankees are gonna chastise & strongarm Dixie out of glorifying & immortalizing racist monsters we should lead the way)
"Oh wow. Really, Nazi? You're just now telling me. Wow. Flew some great planes..."
(Fr tho, if we Yankees are gonna chastise & strongarm Dixie out of glorifying & immortalizing racist monsters we should lead the way)
February 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
(Trump palms up, in the light rain soft Elton John plays)
"Oh wow. Really, Nazi? You're just now telling me. Wow. Flew some great planes..."
(Fr tho, if we Yankees are gonna chastise & strongarm Dixie out of glorifying & immortalizing racist monsters we should lead the way)
"Oh wow. Really, Nazi? You're just now telling me. Wow. Flew some great planes..."
(Fr tho, if we Yankees are gonna chastise & strongarm Dixie out of glorifying & immortalizing racist monsters we should lead the way)
Now won't ya ...........?
Lemme see ya shake it, shake it
Now won't you drop it, drop it?
Ooh, take it, take it
Lemme see ya shake it, shake it
Now won't you drop it, drop it?
Ooh, take it, take it
February 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Now won't ya ...........?
Lemme see ya shake it, shake it
Now won't you drop it, drop it?
Ooh, take it, take it
Lemme see ya shake it, shake it
Now won't you drop it, drop it?
Ooh, take it, take it
When frightened , some especially talented soccer players can emit a noxious chemical spray to disgust and disorient predators -- nature is so cool!
September 23, 2023 at 2:54 AM
When frightened , some especially talented soccer players can emit a noxious chemical spray to disgust and disorient predators -- nature is so cool!
Haha dang check out this hilarious tweet/account I saw over on Le Hellsite!! Ha! Lol!
September 18, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Haha dang check out this hilarious tweet/account I saw over on Le Hellsite!! Ha! Lol!
Just came up w this one that I'm pretty proud of lol
September 18, 2023 at 7:57 AM
Just came up w this one that I'm pretty proud of lol
New hat
Was on sale for $15 👍
Hashtag keep the A's in Oakland.
Was on sale for $15 👍
Hashtag keep the A's in Oakland.
September 12, 2023 at 2:43 PM
New hat
Was on sale for $15 👍
Hashtag keep the A's in Oakland.
Was on sale for $15 👍
Hashtag keep the A's in Oakland.
Idk what these guys are doing but it's a gang of African cats using a machete to chop open car batteries and then dump the insides into buckets? Lol anyone know what this is.?
September 12, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Idk what these guys are doing but it's a gang of African cats using a machete to chop open car batteries and then dump the insides into buckets? Lol anyone know what this is.?
This is a metaphor for some of my more self destructive habits
September 11, 2023 at 10:49 AM
This is a metaphor for some of my more self destructive habits
Forgot where I saw this first lol
September 11, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Forgot where I saw this first lol
Check out this mimic beetle they just discovered a couple days ago that inflates a puppet termite out of its back to trick termites into feeding it while it hangs out in their colony. They may use scent to help complete the illusion
September 9, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Check out this mimic beetle they just discovered a couple days ago that inflates a puppet termite out of its back to trick termites into feeding it while it hangs out in their colony. They may use scent to help complete the illusion
From Mikey Miles' Twitter. I guess they don't teach the classics at Herbalife/acting school lol
September 9, 2023 at 5:32 AM
From Mikey Miles' Twitter. I guess they don't teach the classics at Herbalife/acting school lol
Sometimes you wonder why you involve yourself in activism or local politics at all but I'm so proud of my city for finally doing the right thing and putting these signs outside your mom's house. ❤️🫡
September 9, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Sometimes you wonder why you involve yourself in activism or local politics at all but I'm so proud of my city for finally doing the right thing and putting these signs outside your mom's house. ❤️🫡
Sometimes you wonder why you involve yourself in activism or local politics at all but I'm so proud of my city for finally doing the right thing and putting these signs outside your mom's house.
September 9, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes you wonder why you involve yourself in activism or local politics at all but I'm so proud of my city for finally doing the right thing and putting these signs outside your mom's house.
Elvis's Rx list. Fun fact, Dr. Nichopolous was often referred to by a shortened version of his last name as a nickname, thus became "Dr. Nick" and is the partial inspiration for the Simpsons character of the same name (dangerous European quack lol)
September 8, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Elvis's Rx list. Fun fact, Dr. Nichopolous was often referred to by a shortened version of his last name as a nickname, thus became "Dr. Nick" and is the partial inspiration for the Simpsons character of the same name (dangerous European quack lol)
A series of photos ,, too enjoy
September 7, 2023 at 4:14 AM
A series of photos ,, too enjoy