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Calmguy Presto
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Soviet poet, body-builder, and futurist

ANY questions, concerns, desire to look at receipts and get further understanding, etc I'm happy to be open about it all but omg please I can't do this whole thing over again things aren't any cheaper if I can't keep this super deal all my other expenses rise, too
March 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Yeah basically
March 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM
She refused the illuminati initiation but signed an NDA so she has to lay low lol
March 11, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Tho alive, she's described as "former actress" , which unless someone at Wikipedia has a catty grudge, suggests that she did just disappear but on purpose.
March 11, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Listening to his YMIW episode, it seems like he was just as much on board as Adam back then and legit just had a change of heart. I think his shock-jock radio instincts finally just had space to work themselves out. Reasonable theory tho considering how bad Adam got
March 11, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Oh, nvm, you're already on level ♾️ of binaural beats algorithm... Here I was tryna warn you, and you were already past what I had ever seen
March 11, 2024 at 8:11 AM
There were so many insane promises from the makers of them and late millennials - zoomers liked em so much they caused a mini-satanic panic, all the way up to "some on the dark web can help u kys gently" and hysterical news reports 😂😂😂 but they can no joke be nice ambient sounds 🤷🏼‍♂️
March 11, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Oh no, they got their hooks in you. Now that the algorithm knows you like them just WAIT til you see some of the promises some of them make. Chris Chan claims it did all their transitioning for them, made them God, etc. others claim weightloss, inter dimensional travel, etc., too.
March 11, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Is it like a knock-off Barney with a lisp sorta thing? That's what I'm imagining/wanting
March 10, 2024 at 7:19 AM
It really is so poetic and beautiful.... Hoisted by their own retard
March 10, 2024 at 7:17 AM
When it comes to things to throw on the old boob-tube, shows gotta be up there as one of the best
March 10, 2024 at 2:48 AM
"the bullet-proof glass isn't to keep us out... It's to keep YOU in"
March 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Ik I'm not a part of this convo but just have to second this recommendation, esp if you got YT on your full sized, TV. some of those alpine train vids are INCREDIBLE. Lots of good ones in Japan, as well. But central Europe does seem to have the best ones. Warning, tho, EXTREME JEALOUSY BAIT 😂😂
March 10, 2024 at 2:44 AM
You sure Gordon's into women? Every time I talk to him he's always going on and on about a guy named Edmund *wrecking* him deep
March 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM