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DashingDyke
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Nice try 💕
*bong rip* A human’s soul is the name of the Ship of Theseus ✨❤️ #philosophy
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I genuinely don’t know how you can have more than…I dunno 10 million dollars and not become a complete maniac. Like you have enough money to eat Thai food each day, you can go anywhere, have any normal person experience, what the fuck are you doing with anything more than that, freak shit that’s it.
February 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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LISTEN MY FRIEND WAS TOLD WHEN THEY WERE TRAINING FOR A ROLE THAT THEY HAD VERY HIGH LEVELS OF OESTROGEN BY A DOCTOR BUT THEY ALSO TOLD MY FRIEND THAT THEY WERE VERY HANDSOME AND BRILLIANT AS THE CHEF IN BLY MANOR
Is this you or your friend who has high estrogen? 🤔
February 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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NEW REVIEW OF DEED!
Absolutely adore this reading of my new collection by @livmammone.bsky.social for @wordgathering.bsky.social

wordgathering.com/vol18/issue2...
DEED  (torrin a. greathouse) – Wordgathering
wordgathering.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Asking people if they wanna see a cool rock you found is so important, because that’s the best way to know if you should invite them into your blanket fort to look at the Guinness book of world records
February 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Valentine's Day is this week and I'm polyamorous so if you'll excuse me I'm off to apply for a loan
February 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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is it a real problem or is it poly drama
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
300,000 Filipinos up for deportation under trump 4,000 deported last time and my first reaction as a Filipino was:
February 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What is it about your fave sitcom theme song that’s just an instant blast of dopamine
February 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Love telling strangers "I'm secretly a writer" because they don't understand why I'm hiding my profession
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Contractors are god’s gift to the devil
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trying to get your partner to go to bed at a reasonable time is a kind of warfare
February 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes a polycule is a type of popularity poll where you are always losing even tho they’re lit dating you *I say as my bf and gf unite to make fun of me*
February 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
All these people giving the middle finger to trump tower and nobody firebombing it smdh we used to live in a society
February 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Someone let me know when Kendrick's halftime is over so i can look it up on youtube because i have less than absolute zero desire to watch any of this Super Bowl
February 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You know it’s been a Day when you go downstairs at midnight and find your mom drinking straight from the pre mixed margarita bottle
February 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It is National Pizza Day, so this is your periodic reminder that Hawaiian Pizza was invented by a Greek-Canadian named Sam Panopoulos at his Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario in 1962.
A True Canadian Hero 🫡
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Today I’m making a bunch of my bookshelf windows!
February 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*me with 50,492 coping mechanisms running simultaneously* yeah I'm p much neurotypical lol
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The person I’m rooting for in the Super Bowl is Kendrick Lamar 💅🏾💞
February 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Phishing Scam.
February 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM