The Boron Sheikh
@dasfuller.bsky.social
Former planetary scientist, now software engineer and all-around funny guy. Got two kids, two cats, and one saucy wife. Baltimore.
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The Boron Sheikh
@dasfuller.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Theeeeeeeese motherfuckers.
Me to 8yo: “My son, please, partake of this pear that I have loving sliced for you. It is succulent as fuck.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me to 8yo: “My son, please, partake of this pear that I have loving sliced for you. It is succulent as fuck.”
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Once you understand that Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel is just a character played by Nick Kroll, it all makes sense.
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Once you understand that Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel is just a character played by Nick Kroll, it all makes sense.
Her takes remain undefeated.
Wife: “Mike McDaniels looks like he could play Lincoln.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Her takes remain undefeated.
The “The Rent is Too Damn High” guy walked so Zohran Mandan could run.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The “The Rent is Too Damn High” guy walked so Zohran Mandan could run.
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Kind of feel like the Epstein was murdered club got a lot of new members today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kind of feel like the Epstein was murdered club got a lot of new members today.
Daft Punk => Aphex Twin => Squarepusher => bird sounds
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Daft Punk => Aphex Twin => Squarepusher => bird sounds
Laying here, listening to music while waiting for the 5yo to go to sleep, and I’ve fallen to the bottom of a music vortex that started with Aphex Twin and has ended with an album of Australian birds screaming at each other.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Laying here, listening to music while waiting for the 5yo to go to sleep, and I’ve fallen to the bottom of a music vortex that started with Aphex Twin and has ended with an album of Australian birds screaming at each other.
Well, according to the NFL rule book, that certainly was “a game.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Well, according to the NFL rule book, that certainly was “a game.”
Suddenly it occurs to me that these New Balance commercials with Shohei Ohtani *mean* something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Suddenly it occurs to me that these New Balance commercials with Shohei Ohtani *mean* something.
The good news is we’re still just one field goal away from this ending as a tie.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The good news is we’re still just one field goal away from this ending as a tie.
Candle-lit study. A log burns in the fireplace on tv. Ensconced in a plush leather recliner the color of tobacco, Jim Harbaugh, eyes closed, head resting against palm, brandy-filled snifter balanced on a much-too small cupholder, whispers to himself, “At seven p.m., a main hatchway caved in…”
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Candle-lit study. A log burns in the fireplace on tv. Ensconced in a plush leather recliner the color of tobacco, Jim Harbaugh, eyes closed, head resting against palm, brandy-filled snifter balanced on a much-too small cupholder, whispers to himself, “At seven p.m., a main hatchway caved in…”
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
Impulse purchased Werner Herzog’s new book, “The Future of Truth,” today, and my head is still spinning after this jump scare shoutout to Henry Kissinger in the first chapter.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Impulse purchased Werner Herzog’s new book, “The Future of Truth,” today, and my head is still spinning after this jump scare shoutout to Henry Kissinger in the first chapter.
I’ll never unsee it now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’ll never unsee it now.
Wait, so G. I. Joe’s Snake-eyes character, was he like CIA or something?
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Wait, so G. I. Joe’s Snake-eyes character, was he like CIA or something?
My new strategy for dealing with spam texts is 100% effective.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My new strategy for dealing with spam texts is 100% effective.
GFS has been getting worse primarily because US weather satellites have been falling out of the sky without replacement since Trump I.
But this is what AI should be used for. Super cool *and* critical. Can't beat Lorenz's 3-day limit on compounding errors, but what a headstart over first 60 hours!
But this is what AI should be used for. Super cool *and* critical. Can't beat Lorenz's 3-day limit on compounding errors, but what a headstart over first 60 hours!
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
GFS has been getting worse primarily because US weather satellites have been falling out of the sky without replacement since Trump I.
But this is what AI should be used for. Super cool *and* critical. Can't beat Lorenz's 3-day limit on compounding errors, but what a headstart over first 60 hours!
But this is what AI should be used for. Super cool *and* critical. Can't beat Lorenz's 3-day limit on compounding errors, but what a headstart over first 60 hours!
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Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
Oh shit, it’s 2019/2022/2023/2024 all over again!
Hand, foot and mouth disease: There have been 276 outbreaks reported this year as of October 24 in Maryland.
The latest viral outbreak in Maryland schools is yucky but rarely dangerous
There are a lot of cases of hand, foot and mouth disease in Maryland and around the country right now, but officials says it’s rarely dangerous.
buff.ly
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh shit, it’s 2019/2022/2023/2024 all over again!
The “the more you know” gif but instead of a shooting star it’s explosive diarrhea.
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The “the more you know” gif but instead of a shooting star it’s explosive diarrhea.
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Dodgers have entered the Dracula Zone. It does not matter how bad they are playing, how slumpy their hitters are, how many of them are injured. You have to drive a stake through their hearts and watch them turn to dust, or else they will rise up and kill you. Last true Dracula team was '96-01 Yanks.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dodgers have entered the Dracula Zone. It does not matter how bad they are playing, how slumpy their hitters are, how many of them are injured. You have to drive a stake through their hearts and watch them turn to dust, or else they will rise up and kill you. Last true Dracula team was '96-01 Yanks.
Just started in on Max Huffman’s DOGTANGLE. What is there even to say? It’s Ren & Stimpy with the cubism dial turned up to 11 after taking a speedball? And I’m only up to page 25….
maxhuffman.com/DOGTANGLE
maxhuffman.com/DOGTANGLE
DOGTANGLE — MAX HUFFMAN
DOGTANGLE Published by Fantagraphics Books A satirical comedy about an ambitious power couple in a bleak corporate landscape who defy God and nature to...
maxhuffman.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just started in on Max Huffman’s DOGTANGLE. What is there even to say? It’s Ren & Stimpy with the cubism dial turned up to 11 after taking a speedball? And I’m only up to page 25….
maxhuffman.com/DOGTANGLE
maxhuffman.com/DOGTANGLE
CMON WALK-OFF BUNT!! LETS DO THIS!
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
CMON WALK-OFF BUNT!! LETS DO THIS!