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The Boron Sheikh
@dasfuller.bsky.social
Former planetary scientist, now software engineer and all-around funny guy. Got two kids, two cats, and one saucy wife. Baltimore.
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I paid $26 for this book, and this wild-as-hell New Yorker Eurostep alone is worth at least half of that.
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This book is giving me whiplash.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Impulse purchased Werner Herzog’s new book, “The Future of Truth,” today, and my head is still spinning after this jump scare shoutout to Henry Kissinger in the first chapter.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ll never unsee it now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My new strategy for dealing with spam texts is 100% effective.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The “the more you know” gif but instead of a shooting star it’s explosive diarrhea.
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s Ohtani. Stop playing with our hearts like that.
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Is it a good sign when your git commit history reads like this?
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I can’t use AI to troll my Miami Dolphins-loving in-laws, then AI will never be useful.
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Wait, what? Prepping for Cub scouts meeting today, and I genuinely did not know this.

Also, of course, Trump declared this illegal, what, a week ago or so.
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love this song. No idea what she’s singing, but it sounds like it’s about spring flowers and how good boys don’t break their mammas’ hearts.
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wait what? Ohtani is hitting only .214 in the postseason? H-how is that…I mean, his last game….
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
People, you have no idea how much more time I spent trying to get the y-axis to look somewhat normal versus coding *everything* else (including robust data pickling to account for my bad internet connection at home).
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Here are the regression lines for all the awards on one plot.

What's going on with the Peace Prize? Is José Andrés too old now to win the Peace Prize?
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Same deal with Stamp Collecting.
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Practicing my python pandas plotting skills on Wikipedia data for Nobel Prize winners.

Winning the Nobel in Physics used to be a young man's game, but not anymore. A sad reminder that we're long past the Heroic Age of Physics.
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
C’mon internet don’t let me down!
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This sign is going to get me divorced.
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Milk is the universal American drink, ain't it, bigger than beer, even in Milwaukee.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thank. Fucking. God.
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oops! Forgot I've got *two* more pre-orders coming out today!
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yahoo projects Tyreek Hill to be back by Week Six. There’s still hope for my Flacco-led fantasy team.
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM