Call Me D'Artagnan
@dartopher.bsky.social
Proud cat parent and gay ace kitchen witch
Fries and chips for me ... the two on here I care the least about 😉
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fries and chips for me ... the two on here I care the least about 😉
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Marzipan
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Botanical gardens
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Weeping willows
Personality tests/quizzes
Jasmine tea
Abandoned buildings
10 random things you like
Marzipan
Scented things (candles, markers/pens, stickers, etc.)
Cemeteries
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Botanical gardens
Dark fantasy and gothic horror
Weeping willows
Personality tests/quizzes
Jasmine tea
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Black or grey cats
Any cocktail with gin
Multichrome/iridescent things
The moon
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Naps
Smell, taste, color of lavender
S&V, dill pickle, chili lime flavors
Listening to music
10 random things you like
Black or grey cats
Any cocktail with gin
Multichrome/iridescent things
The moon
Anything blue/purple/violet/indigo
Smell of approaching storm/petrichor
Naps
Smell, taste, color of lavender
S&V, dill pickle, chili lime flavors
Listening to music
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
The smell of bread baking
The taste of butter and salt on popcorn
Sweater Weather
Fresh fallen snow
The sound of rain
The smell of Petrichor
An empty checkout
My balance ending in ".00"
Cosy games
Learning languages
10 random things you like
The smell of bread baking
The taste of butter and salt on popcorn
Sweater Weather
Fresh fallen snow
The sound of rain
The smell of Petrichor
An empty checkout
My balance ending in ".00"
Cosy games
Learning languages
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Marzipan
Scented things (candles, markers/pens, stickers, etc.)
Cemeteries
Rocks/minerals/crystals
Botanical gardens
Dark fantasy and gothic horror
Weeping willows
Personality tests/quizzes
Jasmine tea
Abandoned buildings
10 random things you like
Marzipan
Scented things (candles, markers/pens, stickers, etc.)
Cemeteries
Rocks/minerals/crystals
Botanical gardens
Dark fantasy and gothic horror
Weeping willows
Personality tests/quizzes
Jasmine tea
Abandoned buildings
Name a movie you’ve seen more than 3xs with just a gif
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Name a movie you’ve seen more than 3xs with just a gif
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Today was beautiful. Today was joyful. Today was unified. Today was hopeful. Today was historical. Today was a day for NO KINGS!!!
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Today was beautiful. Today was joyful. Today was unified. Today was hopeful. Today was historical. Today was a day for NO KINGS!!!
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I may be exhausted and sick but make no mistake:
I side with the LGBTQIA+ community.
I side with Palestine, Ukraine, and other oppressed nations.
I support fairness in all aspects of life, regardless of struggle.
And love conquers hate in the end of it all. Always.
I side with the LGBTQIA+ community.
I side with Palestine, Ukraine, and other oppressed nations.
I support fairness in all aspects of life, regardless of struggle.
And love conquers hate in the end of it all. Always.
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I may be exhausted and sick but make no mistake:
I side with the LGBTQIA+ community.
I side with Palestine, Ukraine, and other oppressed nations.
I support fairness in all aspects of life, regardless of struggle.
And love conquers hate in the end of it all. Always.
I side with the LGBTQIA+ community.
I side with Palestine, Ukraine, and other oppressed nations.
I support fairness in all aspects of life, regardless of struggle.
And love conquers hate in the end of it all. Always.
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Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
Say you're from the Midwest without saying you're from the Midwest. I'll go first.
Looking up a store advertised on Facebook, my first thought was, "Hm, that's only four hours away" ... and that seems perfectly reasonable.
Looking up a store advertised on Facebook, my first thought was, "Hm, that's only four hours away" ... and that seems perfectly reasonable.
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Say you're from the Midwest without saying you're from the Midwest. I'll go first.
Looking up a store advertised on Facebook, my first thought was, "Hm, that's only four hours away" ... and that seems perfectly reasonable.
Looking up a store advertised on Facebook, my first thought was, "Hm, that's only four hours away" ... and that seems perfectly reasonable.
Fuck Charlie Kirk
Fuck Charlie Kirk
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
September 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fuck Charlie Kirk
Yeah, this is pretty much me!
September 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yeah, this is pretty much me!
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September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn
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Had a lovely time exploring the #Peoria Luthy Botanical Garden today with my lovely husband @dartopher.bsky.social :3
September 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Had a lovely time exploring the #Peoria Luthy Botanical Garden today with my lovely husband @dartopher.bsky.social :3
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode" - No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)
My personal hard mode was "No Disney"
("Hard mode" - No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)
My personal hard mode was "No Disney"
August 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode" - No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)
My personal hard mode was "No Disney"
("Hard mode" - No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)
My personal hard mode was "No Disney"
Hmm, interesting
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hmm, interesting
If you see this, quote post a picture on your phone with no context.
July 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you see this, quote post a picture on your phone with no context.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
July 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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You know i never do this, I really care this time!
I made a whole D&D one shot 👿 AND a combat butler background 🧹 AND a spooky cleric 🙏
And it's all FOR CHARITY! 100% OF THE PROCEEDS! For PRIDE!!! (couldn't write "pride" on the tweet for this lol)
Peep replies! 👀
Sharing is super appreciated 🙏🤍
I made a whole D&D one shot 👿 AND a combat butler background 🧹 AND a spooky cleric 🙏
And it's all FOR CHARITY! 100% OF THE PROCEEDS! For PRIDE!!! (couldn't write "pride" on the tweet for this lol)
Peep replies! 👀
Sharing is super appreciated 🙏🤍
June 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You know i never do this, I really care this time!
I made a whole D&D one shot 👿 AND a combat butler background 🧹 AND a spooky cleric 🙏
And it's all FOR CHARITY! 100% OF THE PROCEEDS! For PRIDE!!! (couldn't write "pride" on the tweet for this lol)
Peep replies! 👀
Sharing is super appreciated 🙏🤍
I made a whole D&D one shot 👿 AND a combat butler background 🧹 AND a spooky cleric 🙏
And it's all FOR CHARITY! 100% OF THE PROCEEDS! For PRIDE!!! (couldn't write "pride" on the tweet for this lol)
Peep replies! 👀
Sharing is super appreciated 🙏🤍
When you wear your kitchen witch familiar out 😆
June 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When you wear your kitchen witch familiar out 😆
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same