ProfMasseyGO
@darthmassey.bsky.social
He/Him They/Them Portland, OR 🌧️
Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist
AuDHD/OCD
https://linktr.ee/ProfMasseyGO
Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist
AuDHD/OCD
https://linktr.ee/ProfMasseyGO
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Scott's campaign for Oregon Food Bank
Support Scott's fundraising campaign to raise funds for Oregon Food Bank.
www.givegab.com
Yo, anyone else in the Pokémon GO community want to help our hungry Oregonians?
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
Team Evolution GO is all about community taking care of itself, and in that spirit we have an Oregon Food Bank campaign to raise money.
#TeamEvolutionGO #Portland #OregonFoodBank
I forgot to brag, but I swapped out a goddamn light switch all on my own without being electrocuted like a REAL adult.
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I forgot to brag, but I swapped out a goddamn light switch all on my own without being electrocuted like a REAL adult.
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
I rent! My landlord trusted me to not ruin his wiring!
Phil Knight can fuck his old ass self. We will tax you and Nike into oblivion.
With the donation, first reported by the Oregon Journalism Project, Knight is signaling once again that he is fed up with Democratic dominance in Oregon.
Phil Knight is once again rooting for Oregon Republicans next year
A recent $3 million donation to back GOP candidates is the largest single contribution by an individual in state history.
www.opb.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Phil Knight can fuck his old ass self. We will tax you and Nike into oblivion.
I’m still shocked by this. Monumentally stupid on Hegseth’s part. Absolutely no foresight, just pure reactions.
Dude is the dumbest parts of R magic that exists.
Dude is the dumbest parts of R magic that exists.
Hegseth wants to cut ties with the Scouts?!
*deep breath*
Bahahahaha
Good luck.
The Scouts are not only a safe place for military brats who move a lot, but a lot of current military were in Scouts. They’re essentially pre-military for kids.
That’s cutting off your supply of soldiers.
*deep breath*
Bahahahaha
Good luck.
The Scouts are not only a safe place for military brats who move a lot, but a lot of current military were in Scouts. They’re essentially pre-military for kids.
That’s cutting off your supply of soldiers.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’m still shocked by this. Monumentally stupid on Hegseth’s part. Absolutely no foresight, just pure reactions.
Dude is the dumbest parts of R magic that exists.
Dude is the dumbest parts of R magic that exists.
Hegseth wants to cut ties with the Scouts?!
*deep breath*
Bahahahaha
Good luck.
The Scouts are not only a safe place for military brats who move a lot, but a lot of current military were in Scouts. They’re essentially pre-military for kids.
That’s cutting off your supply of soldiers.
*deep breath*
Bahahahaha
Good luck.
The Scouts are not only a safe place for military brats who move a lot, but a lot of current military were in Scouts. They’re essentially pre-military for kids.
That’s cutting off your supply of soldiers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hegseth wants to cut ties with the Scouts?!
*deep breath*
Bahahahaha
Good luck.
The Scouts are not only a safe place for military brats who move a lot, but a lot of current military were in Scouts. They’re essentially pre-military for kids.
That’s cutting off your supply of soldiers.
*deep breath*
Bahahahaha
Good luck.
The Scouts are not only a safe place for military brats who move a lot, but a lot of current military were in Scouts. They’re essentially pre-military for kids.
That’s cutting off your supply of soldiers.
Checking analytics for my TikTok viewers and my audience so far is 90% men under 34.
Sample size is 3k, so I feel it’s pretty accurate.
I think I’m doing things right in trying to set a good example when I battle. I’m stripping death and killing out of my language.
Sample size is 3k, so I feel it’s pretty accurate.
I think I’m doing things right in trying to set a good example when I battle. I’m stripping death and killing out of my language.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Checking analytics for my TikTok viewers and my audience so far is 90% men under 34.
Sample size is 3k, so I feel it’s pretty accurate.
I think I’m doing things right in trying to set a good example when I battle. I’m stripping death and killing out of my language.
Sample size is 3k, so I feel it’s pretty accurate.
I think I’m doing things right in trying to set a good example when I battle. I’m stripping death and killing out of my language.
I mean, who hasn’t hallucinated that they needed to cut their ankle monitor off with a soldering iron?
*looks around*
Right?
*looks around*
Right?
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has told a judge Sunday he violated his ankle monitor due to a nervous breakdown and hallucinations.
Brazil's Bolsonaro says 'hallucinations' led him to violate ankle monitoring and cause his arrest
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has told a judge Sunday he violated his ankle monitor due to a nervous breakdown and hallucinations.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I mean, who hasn’t hallucinated that they needed to cut their ankle monitor off with a soldering iron?
*looks around*
Right?
*looks around*
Right?
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🩷💙Porygon-Z💙🩷
I love Porygon-Z, such a funny little guy🫶
You can watch the speedpaint video for this picture here~⬇️
youtu.be/eQ4Uaeff0qU
💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙
#artsky #artistsonbsky #fanart #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonart #cuteart
I love Porygon-Z, such a funny little guy🫶
You can watch the speedpaint video for this picture here~⬇️
youtu.be/eQ4Uaeff0qU
💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙
#artsky #artistsonbsky #fanart #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonart #cuteart
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🩷💙Porygon-Z💙🩷
I love Porygon-Z, such a funny little guy🫶
You can watch the speedpaint video for this picture here~⬇️
youtu.be/eQ4Uaeff0qU
💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙
#artsky #artistsonbsky #fanart #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonart #cuteart
I love Porygon-Z, such a funny little guy🫶
You can watch the speedpaint video for this picture here~⬇️
youtu.be/eQ4Uaeff0qU
💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙
#artsky #artistsonbsky #fanart #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonart #cuteart
Loki’s 11th birthday was last night, so all 3 dogs had a dog holiday with egg breakfast and flank steak dinner.
They’re food hung over this morning with the happiest faces.
They’re food hung over this morning with the happiest faces.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Loki’s 11th birthday was last night, so all 3 dogs had a dog holiday with egg breakfast and flank steak dinner.
They’re food hung over this morning with the happiest faces.
They’re food hung over this morning with the happiest faces.
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Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
Back to back big weeks when you’re autistic/disabled is rough. I’m gonna sleep for the whole goddamn weekend.
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Back to back big weeks when you’re autistic/disabled is rough. I’m gonna sleep for the whole goddamn weekend.
Ugh….
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the only thing that causes autism is autistic parents fucking.
It’s genetic. You’re born with it. It can’t be injected to you *after* your brain is formed.
Stop listening to stupid people like…ugh…the lead of the CDC.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the only thing that causes autism is autistic parents fucking.
It’s genetic. You’re born with it. It can’t be injected to you *after* your brain is formed.
Stop listening to stupid people like…ugh…the lead of the CDC.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ugh….
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the only thing that causes autism is autistic parents fucking.
It’s genetic. You’re born with it. It can’t be injected to you *after* your brain is formed.
Stop listening to stupid people like…ugh…the lead of the CDC.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the only thing that causes autism is autistic parents fucking.
It’s genetic. You’re born with it. It can’t be injected to you *after* your brain is formed.
Stop listening to stupid people like…ugh…the lead of the CDC.
So the US is pitching that Ukraine lose on both fronts to call off a War the EU is ready to finish?
BREAKING: U.S. draft peace proposal to end Ukraine war calls for ceding land to Russia and limiting the size of Ukraine's military.
Trump plan for Ukraine war would cede territory to Russia
President Donald Trump’s plan for ending the war in Ukraine would cede territory to Russia and limit the size of Kyiv’s military, according to a draft proposal obtained by The Associated Press.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So the US is pitching that Ukraine lose on both fronts to call off a War the EU is ready to finish?
Remember, a President is only one human and is easily dismantled by 5 or more people.
Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Remember, a President is only one human and is easily dismantled by 5 or more people.
Trans Trainers are always welcome with #TeamEvolutionGO and always know I’m here for y’all.
Hang with us in person in Portland or online on Campfire.
Hang with us in person in Portland or online on Campfire.
There is no LGB without T! You are loved and you are always safe with me and my weird Neurodivergent, queer AF family 💙🤍🩷 💛🤍💜🖤 #TransDayofRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trans Trainers are always welcome with #TeamEvolutionGO and always know I’m here for y’all.
Hang with us in person in Portland or online on Campfire.
Hang with us in person in Portland or online on Campfire.
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There is no LGB without T! You are loved and you are always safe with me and my weird Neurodivergent, queer AF family 💙🤍🩷 💛🤍💜🖤 #TransDayofRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There is no LGB without T! You are loved and you are always safe with me and my weird Neurodivergent, queer AF family 💙🤍🩷 💛🤍💜🖤 #TransDayofRemembrance
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Welp, it looks like the Portland Metro Chamber’s solidarity with the community against ICE and a federal invasion ends at charging an impact fee to property owners who would rent their properties to detention facilities that harm neighbors & drain public resources.
Can’t say that we’re surprised!
Can’t say that we’re surprised!
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Welp, it looks like the Portland Metro Chamber’s solidarity with the community against ICE and a federal invasion ends at charging an impact fee to property owners who would rent their properties to detention facilities that harm neighbors & drain public resources.
Can’t say that we’re surprised!
Can’t say that we’re surprised!
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
The critics are correct in this instance.
AP finds a secretive Border Patrol intelligence program detains Americans for “suspicious” travel. Critics call it mass surveillance.
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The critics are correct in this instance.
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
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NEW from me —
NJ GOP congressman's former staffer indicted in staged MAGA attack
Natalie Greene worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew and had body modifications to make it appear she'd been assaulted.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
NEW from me —
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Hope y'all are going to put all those Mighty Garchomps you caught last weekend to use tonight for Heatran Raid Hour (also Heatran is Fire-type Metagross which awesome) #PokemonGO
a cartoon character is surrounded by flames and is being attacked by another cartoon character .
ALT: a cartoon character is surrounded by flames and is being attacked by another cartoon character .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hope y'all are going to put all those Mighty Garchomps you caught last weekend to use tonight for Heatran Raid Hour (also Heatran is Fire-type Metagross which awesome) #PokemonGO
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PQR issues PATCHY FOG THIS MORNING for Benton County Lowlands, Central Oregon Coast Range Lowlands, East Central Willamette Valley, East Portland Metro, Inner Portland Metro, Lane ... at Wed, 19 Nov 2025 13:55:03 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
PQR issues PATCHY FOG THIS MORNING for Benton County Lowlands, Central Oregon Coast Range Lowlands, East Central Willamette Valley, East Portland Metro, Inner Portland Metro, Lane ... at Wed, 19 Nov 2025 13:55:03 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
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I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade
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Come out tomorrow to rally against the robotic rent-price rip-off software that landlords want to use against tenants! 5 pm Nov 19 at City Hall
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Come out tomorrow to rally against the robotic rent-price rip-off software that landlords want to use against tenants! 5 pm Nov 19 at City Hall
I really do love seeing rich people flame out over normal human hardships.
They don’t face hardships ever, so a normal one to a human like failing a test or being called out on being an asshole sends them careening off the cliff.
They don’t face hardships ever, so a normal one to a human like failing a test or being called out on being an asshole sends them careening off the cliff.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I really do love seeing rich people flame out over normal human hardships.
They don’t face hardships ever, so a normal one to a human like failing a test or being called out on being an asshole sends them careening off the cliff.
They don’t face hardships ever, so a normal one to a human like failing a test or being called out on being an asshole sends them careening off the cliff.