Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal)
@darthel.bsky.social
Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!
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#Threema, a swiss-based safe messenger, became social download no 1 on a rebel planet. Smart resistance figured how to escape digital takeover of Whatsapp/Meta, #Signal (!), Telegram, Mircrosoft, Apple & Google. Instructions how to make a holocaster free of tracking & ID-matching here next weekends:
We Sith have a bit of a fatherly complex: Donalds father drove his brother into suicide & him to be a pathological attention grabber, victimhood projector and liar. My drove me to faking a genius. Luke Skywalker growing up without a father wasn’t that bad after all …
#Gaga
#Gaga
April 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We Sith have a bit of a fatherly complex: Donalds father drove his brother into suicide & him to be a pathological attention grabber, victimhood projector and liar. My drove me to faking a genius. Luke Skywalker growing up without a father wasn’t that bad after all …
#Gaga
#Gaga
It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
People still believe the illusion my numbers. Got no idea how I shift registrations, sales, revenues, profits in the pod racer business. Got no governance. Wait until German march registrations are out. Where manufacturer registrations tricks split-out. >-70% YoY & YtD.
@sethabramson.bsky.social
@sethabramson.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
People still believe the illusion my numbers. Got no idea how I shift registrations, sales, revenues, profits in the pod racer business. Got no governance. Wait until German march registrations are out. Where manufacturer registrations tricks split-out. >-70% YoY & YtD.
@sethabramson.bsky.social
@sethabramson.bsky.social
With the insurrection act in place, I'll execute Order 65. JD has couched to broad ambitions, the Sith have a seat & rule of one ...
I do not want to make everyone feel worse, but... April 20 is approaching, and on that day Trump will receive a fake report from his leading sycophants on whether he should invoke the Insurrection Act (a fast-track to martial law) over his fake immigration crisis. If it says yes... well, buckle up.
Is Trump preparing to invoke the Insurrection Act? Signs are pointing that way
A joint Department of Defense and Homeland Security report will soon recommend whether or not to invoke the Insurrection Act over illegal migration.
www.sfchronicle.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
With the insurrection act in place, I'll execute Order 65. JD has couched to broad ambitions, the Sith have a seat & rule of one ...
At least I, NSA, CIA, FBI, Darth Putin & Darth Xi can't be surprised by anything coming out of acolyte Donalds national security council anymore. Didn't even need to complete order 66 on my starlinks & systems installed ...
#Gaga
#Gaga
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At least I, NSA, CIA, FBI, Darth Putin & Darth Xi can't be surprised by anything coming out of acolyte Donalds national security council anymore. Didn't even need to complete order 66 on my starlinks & systems installed ...
#Gaga
#Gaga
You still don't see my secret Sith master's plan of poisoning humanity with US made drugs & food. Easiest solution to the planets overpopulation crisis as modelled by my Grok artifical unintelligence assistant.
#FDAFirings
#Gaga
#FDAFirings
#Gaga
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You still don't see my secret Sith master's plan of poisoning humanity with US made drugs & food. Easiest solution to the planets overpopulation crisis as modelled by my Grok artifical unintelligence assistant.
#FDAFirings
#Gaga
#FDAFirings
#Gaga
It is a pleasure to be in Madrid.
Today marks three weeks since Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire.
Since then, Russia has obstructed and evaded efforts for peace.
My doorstep ahead of the G5+ Ministerial meeting on European security and Ukraine ↓
Today marks three weeks since Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire.
Since then, Russia has obstructed and evaded efforts for peace.
My doorstep ahead of the G5+ Ministerial meeting on European security and Ukraine ↓
March 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My plan to eliminate fraud & abuse rests on Wisconsin. I need to complete takeover of the old Republic to uphold my Pozi schemes, eliminate fraudulent, faulty humanity & make the galactic empire great again starting with my robots self-replicating on Mars.
#Gaga
#Gaga
Old trope from Musk who always casts everything in overly dramatic terms that put him at the center of the narrative www.nytimes.com/2025/03/30/u...
Elon Musk Says ‘Destiny of Humanity’ Rests on Wisconsin Judicial Race
“What’s happening on Tuesday is a vote for which party controls the U.S. House of Representatives,” Elon Musk told a crowd in Green Bay. “That is why it is so significant.”
www.nytimes.com
March 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My plan to eliminate fraud & abuse rests on Wisconsin. I need to complete takeover of the old Republic to uphold my Pozi schemes, eliminate fraudulent, faulty humanity & make the galactic empire great again starting with my robots self-replicating on Mars.
#Gaga
#Gaga
You still don’t understand why I needed to buy your old republic? My empire of lies &I Illusions was about to implode anyway. Your prosecuting deep state helplings were on my heels for my illegal crimes. There was & is never any going back on two feet …
@joniaskola.bsky.social
#Gaga
@joniaskola.bsky.social
#Gaga
Stop whining! No one asked you to buy yourself into the government and destroy people’s lives. You should have stayed in the private sector
March 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You still don’t understand why I needed to buy your old republic? My empire of lies &I Illusions was about to implode anyway. Your prosecuting deep state helplings were on my heels for my illegal crimes. There was & is never any going back on two feet …
@joniaskola.bsky.social
#Gaga
@joniaskola.bsky.social
#Gaga
Wallstreet bribed a bail-out 15 years ago. My bigger bubble of lies & Illusions needed a takeover to go on a bit longer …
#Gaga
#Gaga
On a 2023 earnings call, Elon Musk boasted that Tesla had bagged “over 1 million” Cybertruck reservations and that “demand is off the charts.”
So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
‘Over 1 Million’ People Wanted a Cybertruck. Where Are They?
“Demand is off the charts!” Elon Musk crowed at the end of 2023, citing more than a million reservations for Tesla's polarizing polygonic pickup—so why has it still sold less than 50,000?
wrd.cm
March 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wallstreet bribed a bail-out 15 years ago. My bigger bubble of lies & Illusions needed a takeover to go on a bit longer …
#Gaga
#Gaga
Got inspired by Romania‘s Gypsie bridal markets. The only people apart from me who fully understood the population bomb.
#Gaga
#Gaga
NEW: Organizers behind a pronatalist conference with far-right ties in Austin, Texas this weekend have set up matchmaking events for attendees that include the option of getting married on site as part of their greater effort to repopulate the world, WIRED has learned.
Far-Right Influencers Are Hosting a $10K-Per-Person Matchmaking Weekend to Repopulate the Earth
The Natal Conference, which costs up to $10,000 to attend, features multiple matchmaking strategy sessions and on-site ministers so attendees can get married, WIRED has learned.
www.wired.com
March 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Got inspired by Romania‘s Gypsie bridal markets. The only people apart from me who fully understood the population bomb.
#Gaga
#Gaga
Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn.
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn.
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
So one Musk company has just overpaid for another Musk company by ~$20 billion so that the main product of the first company (Grok) can be tampered with by Musk until it stops giving negative—honest—answers about him and Trump.
I would say this is unbelievable, but Musk is capable of any depravity.
I would say this is unbelievable, but Musk is capable of any depravity.
Elon Musk says he sold X to his AI company | CNN Business
Elon Musk on Friday evening announced he has sold his social media company, X, to xAI, his artificial intelligence company, in a deal that values X at $33 billion, much less than he paid for it in 202...
www.cnn.com
March 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Busy flodding the zone with dark force to distract you. You still take me literally, don’t you see every word is an illusion to us?
#Gaga
#Gaga
I don’t even know how to process this much stupidity
Every word of the two posts below is nonsense, and either both of these men know that or neither should be allowed to use a fork to eat because they might hurt themselves
Every word of the two posts below is nonsense, and either both of these men know that or neither should be allowed to use a fork to eat because they might hurt themselves
March 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Busy flodding the zone with dark force to distract you. You still take me literally, don’t you see every word is an illusion to us?
#Gaga
#Gaga
My #DOGIE also doesn't obey to any rules or inventions that enabled modern human society. Why should we if want you to return to dark caves anyway?
#Gaga
#Gaga
Teslas don't use any of the fancy stuff other self-driving cars do. They just like, use a couple cameras and hope for the best?
Well, it turns out that's fine, because humans (the thing self driving is explicitly trying to replace) don't either.
Well, it turns out that's fine, because humans (the thing self driving is explicitly trying to replace) don't either.
March 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just was reminded to replace the old unions presidential seal for my Dark Sith icon on the force one cruiser …
#Gaga
#Gaga
Elon Musk tried a charm offensive in an interview that aired Thursday on Fox News. Musk and several top aides at the Department of Government Efficiency sat with Bret Baier, portraying themselves as public servants who just want to help improve America’s balance sheets.
Elon Musk and DOGE Aides Try a Charm Offensive in Fox News Interview
Most of Elon Musk’s associates at the Department of Government Efficiency have kept a low profile. Democrats have repeatedly criticized his effort to shrink the federal government, warning that critic...
www.nytimes.com
March 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Just was reminded to replace the old unions presidential seal for my Dark Sith icon on the force one cruiser …
#Gaga
#Gaga
Any alien who still has ops in our empire: Sell & flee. We‘ll take it (down) anyway…
These multinational corporations are free to take the tariff out of their profit margins rather than impose it on the consumer. I definitely could see that happening - they’re generous like that.
March 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Any alien who still has ops in our empire: Sell & flee. We‘ll take it (down) anyway…
Indigenous resistance final figured out they can shut-down the operating system I’m building my Death Star platform on. No need for an x-wing blaster hitting the oval point of weakness …
#Gaga
#Gaga
March 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Indigenous resistance final figured out they can shut-down the operating system I’m building my Death Star platform on. No need for an x-wing blaster hitting the oval point of weakness …
#Gaga
#Gaga
My Muskrat Storm Troopers just detected infiltration by Jeffrey Goldberg!
March 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My Muskrat Storm Troopers just detected infiltration by Jeffrey Goldberg!
If only those acolyte morons would have followed the privacy instructions for the rebel resistance pinned to my profile as a thread. Hear my mad dark laughter about this irony ringing in your ears?
#Gaga
#Signalgate
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
@spiegel.de
#Gaga
#Signalgate
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
@spiegel.de
Breaking: Top Trump officials’ private data and passwords have surfaced online, including Pete Hegseth, Mike Waltz, and Tulsi Gabbard.
This data could potentially be used by America’s enemies to hack into the unsecured Signal chat where they discussed war plans.
This data could potentially be used by America’s enemies to hack into the unsecured Signal chat where they discussed war plans.
Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online
Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including ...
www.spiegel.de
March 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If only those acolyte morons would have followed the privacy instructions for the rebel resistance pinned to my profile as a thread. Hear my mad dark laughter about this irony ringing in your ears?
#Gaga
#Signalgate
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
@spiegel.de
#Gaga
#Signalgate
@briantylercohen.bsky.social
@spiegel.de
