Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal)
@darthel.bsky.social
Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!
Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn.
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now censored the reach of critical media. Congrats @wired.com for reaching 12 reactions on 1.8 million people within 2+ hours on #LinkedIn.
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
Flee to #Mastodon you fools, but follow privacy tips I pinned to my profile here.
#Gaga
My Muskrat Storm Troopers just detected infiltration by Jeffrey Goldberg!
March 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My Muskrat Storm Troopers just detected infiltration by Jeffrey Goldberg!
The transactlantic rebell alliance of the free & willing on planet earth needs branding. If they'd get rid of their own billionaire Sith & show some solidarity, at least the flag would be clear in yellow on blue. And "North Atlantic Freedom Alliance" is about as good an acronym as:
#NAFO
#resist
#NAFO
#resist
March 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Indigenous rebels just revealed plans of a new transatlantic federation. Where they even might treat people more fairly & try to live sustainably. I need to crush the plans of the blue Jedi as long as they are still weak & blinded by my illusions!
#Gaga
@ec.europa.eu
#Gaga
@ec.europa.eu
March 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Indigenous rebels just revealed plans of a new transatlantic federation. Where they even might treat people more fairly & try to live sustainably. I need to crush the plans of the blue Jedi as long as they are still weak & blinded by my illusions!
#Gaga
@ec.europa.eu
#Gaga
@ec.europa.eu
German Tesla drivers resist my recurring charging revenues. In style. Darth Adolfs SS stormtroopers also had more style than T-Shirts of my doge acolytes. Embarrassing nerds & jerks! French & Italians at least would know how to suit a fascista coup …
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeOver
#DOGIE
#3E
#Resist
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeOver
#DOGIE
#3E
#Resist
March 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
German Tesla drivers resist my recurring charging revenues. In style. Darth Adolfs SS stormtroopers also had more style than T-Shirts of my doge acolytes. Embarrassing nerds & jerks! French & Italians at least would know how to suit a fascista coup …
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeOver
#DOGIE
#3E
#Resist
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeOver
#DOGIE
#3E
#Resist
8. Now you're ready to begin a new digital life: Get yourself yet another E-Mail account (e.g @proton.me) & generate alias-adresses for those digital services like @bsky.app, #youtube, @signal.org, @threemaapp.bsky.social or #substack to re-create your future digital life. Sorry, rebels start fresh!
March 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
8. Now you're ready to begin a new digital life: Get yourself yet another E-Mail account (e.g @proton.me) & generate alias-adresses for those digital services like @bsky.app, #youtube, @signal.org, @threemaapp.bsky.social or #substack to re-create your future digital life. Sorry, rebels start fresh!
7. Set all browser security settings to strict. De-active all data forwarding to Mozilla. But don't use Mozilla's own tunelling or VPN services which would be US based again! Remove all big tech search engines (bing, google). Only keep #DuckDuckGo, better EU indexes like @qwant.bsky.social/#ecosia.
March 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
7. Set all browser security settings to strict. De-active all data forwarding to Mozilla. But don't use Mozilla's own tunelling or VPN services which would be US based again! Remove all big tech search engines (bing, google). Only keep #DuckDuckGo, better EU indexes like @qwant.bsky.social/#ecosia.
6. Within the browser, firstly activate a VPN-extensiont all in here. Don't use any US-based VPN. Or #Nasdaq listet. Dont' forget, if it's for free, you're the product. E.g. the paid version of @proton.me VPN is great & Swiss. If you have below, seperate all coming from your previous digital life!
March 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
6. Within the browser, firstly activate a VPN-extensiont all in here. Don't use any US-based VPN. Or #Nasdaq listet. Dont' forget, if it's for free, you're the product. E.g. the paid version of @proton.me VPN is great & Swiss. If you have below, seperate all coming from your previous digital life!
March 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The burst of a bubble economy. Today in realtime. Will kill my Tesla stock & empire in realtime. Charging service revenues don’t even offset fixed costs. Target 0 if acolyte Trump doesn’t save me in US.
#Gaga
#Blackmonth
#Gaga
#Blackmonth
March 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The burst of a bubble economy. Today in realtime. Will kill my Tesla stock & empire in realtime. Charging service revenues don’t even offset fixed costs. Target 0 if acolyte Trump doesn’t save me in US.
#Gaga
#Blackmonth
#Gaga
#Blackmonth
Cut-halfed monthly Tesla sales in China defying market growth. Stock market pundits see. Won't wait for much worse German & EU February registrations on Friday. The richest man is not my illusion any longer. All I am is Elon Musk, your dark emperor destroying you in chaos ....
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeover
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeover
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Cut-halfed monthly Tesla sales in China defying market growth. Stock market pundits see. Won't wait for much worse German & EU February registrations on Friday. The richest man is not my illusion any longer. All I am is Elon Musk, your dark emperor destroying you in chaos ....
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeover
#Gaga
#TeslaTakeover
Back to the oval which used to be the seat of a Jedi council. Preparing my state of the Galaxy speech, wait for my big reveal!
Your @elonjet.net tracking is now useless even before I completely took over the rest of FAA.
The Sith have a rule of one!
#Gaga
Your @elonjet.net tracking is now useless even before I completely took over the rest of FAA.
The Sith have a rule of one!
#Gaga
March 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Back to the oval which used to be the seat of a Jedi council. Preparing my state of the Galaxy speech, wait for my big reveal!
Your @elonjet.net tracking is now useless even before I completely took over the rest of FAA.
The Sith have a rule of one!
#Gaga
Your @elonjet.net tracking is now useless even before I completely took over the rest of FAA.
The Sith have a rule of one!
#Gaga
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Fun illusion: Wearing ties was 1st cultivated by the Austrian empire to brand their croat servant slaves. Yellow Stars, flag pins & clone stormtrooper badges came later. Only a Sith master or rebel partisan is above the order of chaos clapping idiocracy.
#Gaga
#Gaga
March 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fun illusion: Wearing ties was 1st cultivated by the Austrian empire to brand their croat servant slaves. Yellow Stars, flag pins & clone stormtrooper badges came later. Only a Sith master or rebel partisan is above the order of chaos clapping idiocracy.
#Gaga
#Gaga
#Threema, a swiss-based safe messenger, became social download no 1 on a rebel planet. Smart resistance figured how to escape digital takeover of Whatsapp/Meta, #Signal (!), Telegram, Mircrosoft, Apple & Google. Instructions how to make a holocaster free of tracking & ID-matching here next weekends:
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
#Threema, a swiss-based safe messenger, became social download no 1 on a rebel planet. Smart resistance figured how to escape digital takeover of Whatsapp/Meta, #Signal (!), Telegram, Mircrosoft, Apple & Google. Instructions how to make a holocaster free of tracking & ID-matching here next weekends:
Rebels meeting for dialogue, strategy & action while my dark cabinet council is applauding me. At least you here in this holoca(u)st bubble are rather talk than action!
February 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Rebels meeting for dialogue, strategy & action while my dark cabinet council is applauding me. At least you here in this holoca(u)st bubble are rather talk than action!
Canada is not a real country. Sometimes, I borrow from Darth Putin's masterplan.
February 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Canada is not a real country. Sometimes, I borrow from Darth Putin's masterplan.
Guess electrification our cyber fleet somehow stopped at sun cross roads ...
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Guess electrification our cyber fleet somehow stopped at sun cross roads ...
My updated masterplan on planet Germany now my #AfD acolytes & helplings got isolated & caught stromtrooper armour down after elections (thread):
February 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My updated masterplan on planet Germany now my #AfD acolytes & helplings got isolated & caught stromtrooper armour down after elections (thread):
I blinded the doddering senate. They see a consitutional crisis of the old rebublic & dream democracy serving a few. Courts are slow. Digital speed is pathetic. Only the light sabre of a Jedi can slow me. Bring me closer to this longing for death often holocasted on X.
#Gaga
#MuskTakeOver
#Resist
#Gaga
#MuskTakeOver
#Resist
February 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I blinded the doddering senate. They see a consitutional crisis of the old rebublic & dream democracy serving a few. Courts are slow. Digital speed is pathetic. Only the light sabre of a Jedi can slow me. Bring me closer to this longing for death often holocasted on X.
#Gaga
#MuskTakeOver
#Resist
#Gaga
#MuskTakeOver
#Resist
Rule of one: Dodge is true coin once I've entered Fort Knox. Fiat money will burn ...
February 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Rule of one: Dodge is true coin once I've entered Fort Knox. Fiat money will burn ...
Optimus gen 3 nearly ready for delivery. Uploading Order 66. My heart goes out to you, may my empire last a 1000 years!
February 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Optimus gen 3 nearly ready for delivery. Uploading Order 66. My heart goes out to you, may my empire last a 1000 years!
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social He who owns the emperor knows no oval boundaries. Red is not my color but yours to spill.
February 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social He who owns the emperor knows no oval boundaries. Red is not my color but yours to spill.