Darth Elon Musk alias X (unreal)
@darthel.bsky.social
Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!
I’ll make your leader my duke …
April 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’ll make your leader my duke …
My supercorps already own most of your pathetic economy, why should I attack the UK?
April 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My supercorps already own most of your pathetic economy, why should I attack the UK?
Remember Yugoslavia after Tito‘s death? US needed 10 years to trigger the Balkan wars. ‚Leaders‘ on all sides had Fullbright ‚education‘ in the US. Finally you dropping Uranium enriched bombs on the capital. And you thought to be ‚the good empire‘? The dark side of the force has always been …
#Gaga
#Gaga
April 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Remember Yugoslavia after Tito‘s death? US needed 10 years to trigger the Balkan wars. ‚Leaders‘ on all sides had Fullbright ‚education‘ in the US. Finally you dropping Uranium enriched bombs on the capital. And you thought to be ‚the good empire‘? The dark side of the force has always been …
#Gaga
#Gaga
To much credit for acolyte Trump.Told him he can be like golden British emperor George III and prevent the Declaration of Independence. His only skill to use the force is simple trigger illusions for the uneducated masses.
#Gaga
#Gaga
April 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
To much credit for acolyte Trump.Told him he can be like golden British emperor George III and prevent the Declaration of Independence. His only skill to use the force is simple trigger illusions for the uneducated masses.
#Gaga
#Gaga
Liquidation Day
#unrealmemories #tariff #trump
Trump proudly launched his tariff plan, convinced he’d outsmarted the world. What followed was global market chaos, confused leaders, laughing elites, and monkeys doing math in the White House — Liquidation Day had begun.
#unrealmemories #tariff #trump
Trump proudly launched his tariff plan, convinced he’d outsmarted the world. What followed was global market chaos, confused leaders, laughing elites, and monkeys doing math in the White House — Liquidation Day had begun.
April 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Since I couldn’t match the Sith style of Hollywood or the SS style of past fascists I opted for the nerd version…
March 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Since I couldn’t match the Sith style of Hollywood or the SS style of past fascists I opted for the nerd version…
I force you to redo your video on Ponzi schemes. The ones I‘m running are of planetary destruction scale. Deserves more than a honorific mention?
#Gaga
#Gaga
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I force you to redo your video on Ponzi schemes. The ones I‘m running are of planetary destruction scale. Deserves more than a honorific mention?
#Gaga
#Gaga
Yep. Don’t drink & destroy-kill so in his girl friends home without your wife driving …
March 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This meme was mine days ago. You’ll pay for that leak …
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This meme was mine days ago. You’ll pay for that leak …
Yep. Don’t drink & destroy-kill so in his girl friends home without your wife driving …
March 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yep. Don’t drink & destroy-kill so in his girl friends home without your wife driving …
March 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM