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Yassferatu
@darkturo.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I grab my husband's ass every time I walk past even on September 11th.
People have LAYERS
He’s a top on Grindr but a sub bottom on Sniffies
September 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
People have LAYERS
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He’s a top on Grindr but a sub bottom on Sniffies
November 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
He’s a top on Grindr but a sub bottom on Sniffies
I'm not sure how evil I'll become if the government suddenly decides I'm not married anymore.
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm not sure how evil I'll become if the government suddenly decides I'm not married anymore.
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did anybody here even say happy pride :’(
June 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
did anybody here even say happy pride :’(
The world Britney could dominate in doesn't exist anymore. The entire concept of celebrity is too nebulous now.
June 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The world Britney could dominate in doesn't exist anymore. The entire concept of celebrity is too nebulous now.
Also I'm watching @kathygriffin.bsky.social hell of a story and when I tell you that if I ever see that hollow coked up corn husk masquerading as a man Andy Cohen I will read him like he has never been read before.
May 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Also I'm watching @kathygriffin.bsky.social hell of a story and when I tell you that if I ever see that hollow coked up corn husk masquerading as a man Andy Cohen I will read him like he has never been read before.
@kathygriffin.bsky.social will go down in history as one of the baddest toughest most iconic people in Hollywood history. I stan ANYONE who has so greatly beat the odds as many times as she has.
May 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
@kathygriffin.bsky.social will go down in history as one of the baddest toughest most iconic people in Hollywood history. I stan ANYONE who has so greatly beat the odds as many times as she has.
In Anora part 2 she joins the Avengers.
May 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In Anora part 2 she joins the Avengers.
Me with Dorito stains on a shirt I got during an epilepsy 5k dissolving into Nosferatu.
There was a rather charming trend in the 1910s to introduce the actor at the beginning of the film by showing them first in their street or evening clothes and then dissolving into the costume of their characters. Here we see recent stage import William S. Hart become a bandit in THE BARGAIN (1914).
May 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Me with Dorito stains on a shirt I got during an epilepsy 5k dissolving into Nosferatu.
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There was a rather charming trend in the 1910s to introduce the actor at the beginning of the film by showing them first in their street or evening clothes and then dissolving into the costume of their characters. Here we see recent stage import William S. Hart become a bandit in THE BARGAIN (1914).
May 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There was a rather charming trend in the 1910s to introduce the actor at the beginning of the film by showing them first in their street or evening clothes and then dissolving into the costume of their characters. Here we see recent stage import William S. Hart become a bandit in THE BARGAIN (1914).
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Look At This Chart. What If It Means Something Bad?
April 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Look At This Chart. What If It Means Something Bad?
This is an attack!!!
March 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is an attack!!!
I have to get up for work in 17.5 hours. Better go to bed
March 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have to get up for work in 17.5 hours. Better go to bed
Miss Piggy Sun
Kermit Moon
Gonzo Rising
Kermit Moon
Gonzo Rising
February 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Miss Piggy Sun
Kermit Moon
Gonzo Rising
Kermit Moon
Gonzo Rising
A true geisha can charge her phone with merely a glance.
February 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A true geisha can charge her phone with merely a glance.
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An excerpt of Alligator Tears is up at @electriclit.bsky.social! It’s a chapter titled “Fake” about when my mom lowkey scammed the bank to get me veneers in high school and how being a fake bitch gave me the confidence to be gay. ✨ electricliterature.com/fake-teeth-w...
Fake Teeth Will Solve All My Problems - Electric Literature
With a full set of veneers, I could get any job, date anyone I wanted
electricliterature.com
February 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
An excerpt of Alligator Tears is up at @electriclit.bsky.social! It’s a chapter titled “Fake” about when my mom lowkey scammed the bank to get me veneers in high school and how being a fake bitch gave me the confidence to be gay. ✨ electricliterature.com/fake-teeth-w...
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Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
The D in DNA stands for diversity.
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The D in DNA stands for diversity.
I'll drink ~anything ~ with a picture of a kangaroo on it.
February 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'll drink ~anything ~ with a picture of a kangaroo on it.
Trump signed an executive order officially making raw federal law.
February 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump signed an executive order officially making raw federal law.
