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“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Drake: Just one, please

Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?

Drake: *bursts into tears*

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.