DaOldDerbyBastard
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I live in a state that cut funds to education while building a life-sized Noah’s Ark
All whistles are rape whistles in certain situations.
September 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
All whistles are rape whistles in certain situations.
Wife: I’m worried about you.
*me chewing gum while eating pot roast*
Me: What do you mean?
*me chewing gum while eating pot roast*
Me: What do you mean?
September 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Wife: I’m worried about you.
*me chewing gum while eating pot roast*
Me: What do you mean?
*me chewing gum while eating pot roast*
Me: What do you mean?
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COSTCO HACK: You can hide under a pile of shirts until the store closes and then film viral content uninterrupted in the dark before the cops show up and kill you
September 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
COSTCO HACK: You can hide under a pile of shirts until the store closes and then film viral content uninterrupted in the dark before the cops show up and kill you
Laura Loomer is the Fred Durst of Kid Rocks.
September 16, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Laura Loomer is the Fred Durst of Kid Rocks.
Religion was invented to keep stupid people obedient.
September 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Religion was invented to keep stupid people obedient.
Thoughts and prayers.
September 5, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Thoughts and prayers.
Guy Fieri is so money and he doesn’t even know it.
August 31, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Guy Fieri is so money and he doesn’t even know it.
I’m not comfortable with the “N” word and I’m also not comfortable with the “N-word.”
August 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I’m not comfortable with the “N” word and I’m also not comfortable with the “N-word.”
Y’all ever be looking at the Doppler and be like “man, fuck you?”
August 29, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Y’all ever be looking at the Doppler and be like “man, fuck you?”
My first thought after finding out my little brother had died was “who gets his toys?”
August 23, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My first thought after finding out my little brother had died was “who gets his toys?”
Remember when Howard Dean was disqualified from running for president because he yelled yeeaaaaawwww? I wish we could go back to that but instead we have a convicted felon that sexually assaults women running for president. Yeeaaaaawwww!
August 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Remember when Howard Dean was disqualified from running for president because he yelled yeeaaaaawwww? I wish we could go back to that but instead we have a convicted felon that sexually assaults women running for president. Yeeaaaaawwww!
If Ron Goldman were alive today, he probably would’ve worked his way up to maître d'.
August 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM
If Ron Goldman were alive today, he probably would’ve worked his way up to maître d'.
When I was young my friend Russell said he peed in a girl’s vagina and I didn’t believe him until years later and I went down on a girl and it tasted exactly like Russell’s piss.
August 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
When I was young my friend Russell said he peed in a girl’s vagina and I didn’t believe him until years later and I went down on a girl and it tasted exactly like Russell’s piss.
If you’re considering voting for a democrat, please remember there were 8 9/11’s while Obama was in office.
August 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
If you’re considering voting for a democrat, please remember there were 8 9/11’s while Obama was in office.
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I refuse to laugh at the Australian breakdancer. She had the balls to perform in front of the world. She’s braver than anyone making fun of her performance.
August 11, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I refuse to laugh at the Australian breakdancer. She had the balls to perform in front of the world. She’s braver than anyone making fun of her performance.
Attended 2 AA meetings today. I’ve now got a sponsor and I’m working on the steps. I volunteered for IOP while everyone else in the class is court ordered. I’m sick of almost dying due to critically low sodium. Been in ICU twice the past year. God grant me the serenity to accept the things
August 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Attended 2 AA meetings today. I’ve now got a sponsor and I’m working on the steps. I volunteered for IOP while everyone else in the class is court ordered. I’m sick of almost dying due to critically low sodium. Been in ICU twice the past year. God grant me the serenity to accept the things
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The opening scene from Martin McDonagh’s masterpiece, Seven Psychopaths. They’re really funny but also dark at times. I’m gonna quit talking about movies now. Few things make me excited.
The opening scene from Martin McDonagh’s masterpiece, Seven Psychopaths. They’re really funny but also dark at times. I’m gonna quit talking about movies now. Few things make me excited.
Seven Psychopaths - Opening Scene (HD)
YouTube video by MattGFX77
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August 11, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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The opening scene from Martin McDonagh’s masterpiece, Seven Psychopaths. They’re really funny but also dark at times. I’m gonna quit talking about movies now. Few things make me excited.
The opening scene from Martin McDonagh’s masterpiece, Seven Psychopaths. They’re really funny but also dark at times. I’m gonna quit talking about movies now. Few things make me excited.
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im watching Rushmore for the first time ever and i am kicking myself for not renting it at Blockbuster 20 yrs ago
August 10, 2024 at 11:51 PM
im watching Rushmore for the first time ever and i am kicking myself for not renting it at Blockbuster 20 yrs ago
There’s no word I loathe more than YouTuber. Talentless dickheads with adolescent fans.
August 11, 2024 at 1:22 AM
There’s no word I loathe more than YouTuber. Talentless dickheads with adolescent fans.
Alright Kentuckians outside of Louisville, which one of you assholes ran off pornhub?
August 8, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Alright Kentuckians outside of Louisville, which one of you assholes ran off pornhub?
The irony of calling someone dumb and low IQ while repeatedly misspelling poll.
August 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The irony of calling someone dumb and low IQ while repeatedly misspelling poll.
Everyone with a broken phone screen is either in a relationship or was just in a relationship.
August 2, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Everyone with a broken phone screen is either in a relationship or was just in a relationship.
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In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
August 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island