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Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘

ever since the super bowl i have had kendrick’s “hey drake!” playing in a loop in my head and it gets funnier every passing day

I'm going to be completely honest, I thought everyone was talking about Abracadabra by the Brown Eyed Girls and was very confused why a 10-year-old k-pop song was getting so much hype.

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

I've been calling Schumer. In case you want to do the same, his number is (202) 224-6542 and the script I have been using is:

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starting to realize I want to do more analytics eng stuff vs data platform-y stuff. problem is my resume has experiences that lend well to the latter and i'm not sure how to convince others that I'd be interested and capable in the former

seeing neil degrasse tyson fail to answer a question about saturn's moons on celebrity jeapordy makes me feel a tiny bit better about a data eng interview last week where i completely forgot about indexes