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I don't trust people who don't have pets.
I'm a guest at my friends AI designed McMansion.
Since I'm the guest, I sleep in the giant open room. I ask my friend where the bathroom is, they gesture wildly in every direction.
It's 3 am, there's no toilet paper. I'm lost in the coat bath. I sleep in the bathtub until rescue in the morning
Since I'm the guest, I sleep in the giant open room. I ask my friend where the bathroom is, they gesture wildly in every direction.
It's 3 am, there's no toilet paper. I'm lost in the coat bath. I sleep in the bathtub until rescue in the morning
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm a guest at my friends AI designed McMansion.
Since I'm the guest, I sleep in the giant open room. I ask my friend where the bathroom is, they gesture wildly in every direction.
It's 3 am, there's no toilet paper. I'm lost in the coat bath. I sleep in the bathtub until rescue in the morning
Since I'm the guest, I sleep in the giant open room. I ask my friend where the bathroom is, they gesture wildly in every direction.
It's 3 am, there's no toilet paper. I'm lost in the coat bath. I sleep in the bathtub until rescue in the morning
Today in Missouri
Porn can only be accessed with your driver's license or a VPN
8 sports betting apps go live and legal.
Porn can only be accessed with your driver's license or a VPN
8 sports betting apps go live and legal.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Today in Missouri
Porn can only be accessed with your driver's license or a VPN
8 sports betting apps go live and legal.
Porn can only be accessed with your driver's license or a VPN
8 sports betting apps go live and legal.
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1 week before Black Friday: Every company you've ever interacted with emails you.
Black Friday: Email reminder if deals
After Black Friday: 9 emails from each purchase updating you on every time your package changes hands.
Black Friday: Email reminder if deals
After Black Friday: 9 emails from each purchase updating you on every time your package changes hands.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
1 week before Black Friday: Every company you've ever interacted with emails you.
Black Friday: Email reminder if deals
After Black Friday: 9 emails from each purchase updating you on every time your package changes hands.
Black Friday: Email reminder if deals
After Black Friday: 9 emails from each purchase updating you on every time your package changes hands.
I just bought a Blu-ray player because I can't trust these streaming services and I'd rather pay more up front to own something
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I just bought a Blu-ray player because I can't trust these streaming services and I'd rather pay more up front to own something
I need bleach both for my eyes and to drink
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I need bleach both for my eyes and to drink
Absolute cinema
just look at this reaction when Kermit popped out on The Masked Singer, dude.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Absolute cinema
This Disney commercial at the end of the F1 race sucks
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This Disney commercial at the end of the F1 race sucks
Sometimes I want to be encased in a giant mozzarella stick and just eat my way out.
Be a delicious snuggie that keeps me from staring at the horror that is the world for just a few hours
Be a delicious snuggie that keeps me from staring at the horror that is the world for just a few hours
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Sometimes I want to be encased in a giant mozzarella stick and just eat my way out.
Be a delicious snuggie that keeps me from staring at the horror that is the world for just a few hours
Be a delicious snuggie that keeps me from staring at the horror that is the world for just a few hours
We've gotten rain in St. Louis most of this week and I can't help but think this should be snow and we should not be this excited for "nice" weather mid-November
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We've gotten rain in St. Louis most of this week and I can't help but think this should be snow and we should not be this excited for "nice" weather mid-November
My favorite thing about the AI bubble, is if the bubble bursts, a bunch of companies lose money, and we all lose our jobs.
But if it succeeds, we all lose our jobs to machines.
Very cool dystopia we have here
But if it succeeds, we all lose our jobs to machines.
Very cool dystopia we have here
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My favorite thing about the AI bubble, is if the bubble bursts, a bunch of companies lose money, and we all lose our jobs.
But if it succeeds, we all lose our jobs to machines.
Very cool dystopia we have here
But if it succeeds, we all lose our jobs to machines.
Very cool dystopia we have here
It's wild how much this relatively short lived comic still resonates with so many people today
Bill Watterson’s “Calvin and Hobbes” first appeared 40 years ago, on November 18, 1985. Here’s the first week of dailies:
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's wild how much this relatively short lived comic still resonates with so many people today
Catholics get it right sometimes
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Catholics get it right sometimes
America... America.... God something something skeeze
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
America... America.... God something something skeeze
Just saw a new level of dystopian present.
Fanduel presents bets you should make as generated by Opta AI on the gym television
Fanduel presents bets you should make as generated by Opta AI on the gym television
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just saw a new level of dystopian present.
Fanduel presents bets you should make as generated by Opta AI on the gym television
Fanduel presents bets you should make as generated by Opta AI on the gym television
I ask myself daily, did women already ruin this day?
Usually yes, thank you New York Times for speaking up for us white men who have had it so very hard
Usually yes, thank you New York Times for speaking up for us white men who have had it so very hard
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I ask myself daily, did women already ruin this day?
Usually yes, thank you New York Times for speaking up for us white men who have had it so very hard
Usually yes, thank you New York Times for speaking up for us white men who have had it so very hard
Come on man, seriously?
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Come on man, seriously?
The internet was fun again today. I missed this
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The internet was fun again today. I missed this
I got an Instagram notification that said, "Followed Account created a vibe on Meta AI" and I've never wanted to drown in a cold river more.
That might have been the thing to make me delete the account
That might have been the thing to make me delete the account
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I got an Instagram notification that said, "Followed Account created a vibe on Meta AI" and I've never wanted to drown in a cold river more.
That might have been the thing to make me delete the account
That might have been the thing to make me delete the account
Remember when the Dems had Dick Cheney campaigning for Harris?
What dumbasses. Who was that for?
What dumbasses. Who was that for?
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Remember when the Dems had Dick Cheney campaigning for Harris?
What dumbasses. Who was that for?
What dumbasses. Who was that for?
Was in desperate need of some good news
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Was in desperate need of some good news
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@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social: Fuck ICE, Scream
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social: Fuck ICE, Scream
I can't believe our great grandparents fought and died for labor rights and the rich are winning and have us fighting each other
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I can't believe our great grandparents fought and died for labor rights and the rich are winning and have us fighting each other