I call this one the Isiah Thomas Amuse Bouche

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

when the butt thief is in town

Justin Verlander to the Giants

Defiantly protesting the great injustice of having to go to the office for the first time after a long holiday

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

Bringing a laptop bag to and from the office to transport my lunch and nothing else

Kirby, the delightful Nintendo character, swallowed Jake Paul in the ring and now has stupid Zoomer poodle hair and an additional special move (use phone to film sacred burial rite of foreign indigenous people while they protest)