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Dan
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three-sport mathlete
The seahawks are the best football team
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If Marty went back to 1994 then he'd have to sing a song from the late 90's at the under the sea dance and I think the funniest candidate is chop suey by system of a down
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
we're joining juggling tok tonight
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is the ideal football player
consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hip hip
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh no I think ive officially become Darnold pilled
Sam Bradford to JSN, 61 yards of pure speed & majesty
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
dudes rock
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this is electric
September 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Finding the lost city of Hamunaptra and sending the creature Imhotep back to the Underworld
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
MIGHT AS WELL
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
goms
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
September 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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It Is Time for the NINTH annual HockeyViz Sour Candy Prediction Contest.

If you can correctly* predict the results of the upcoming NHL season, I will send you an unseemly amount of sour candy. Entry is free:

hockeyviz.com/txt/predicti...
September 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Seahawks currently at 1.5 points per offensive play and 1.3 points per special teams play lol
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
tfw the seahawks
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We're back lock in folks
Thebes

City of the living

Crown jewel of Pharoah Seti I

Home of Imhotep, Pharoah's high priest, keeper of the dead
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Good morning world
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Need to get this off my chest

TAKEDOWN is more of a banger than both Golden and Soda Pop
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
would (regrettably)
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
when the first page of your next book is a map
August 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
BOOK THREAD 2025

Prophet by Sumon Blanché and Helen MacDonald

Weird in some really fun ways, kinda soft sci fi but still grounded in the modern world, would recommend for the pac man scene
August 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
just because
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM