Dan Lascell
@danlascell.bsky.social
Hamilton College, Cornell Law School, Tech GC. #Billsmafia "We play the full nine innings at this level, Stuart. Tell your friends about it.” — Leo McGarry
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Dan Lascell
@danlascell.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hi #billsmafia. First post; leaving Twitter because Elon is a fuckface. Would love to follow you. Go Bills.
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The Bills are a game ahead of the entire AFC East as well as the Ravens and Chiefs.
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Bills are a game ahead of the entire AFC East as well as the Ravens and Chiefs.
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Americans that Republicans are good for the economy
CNN points out that June turned out to be the weakest month of jobs growth since December 2020 -- the last full month of Trump's first term
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Americans that Republicans are good for the economy
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It’s insane that we live in a country where folks can walk around in the street with an AR-15.
July 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s insane that we live in a country where folks can walk around in the street with an AR-15.
God I’ve missed these. @mattparrino.bsky.social updates have no equal.
Bills training camp Day 1 in the books. In my observations:
🔴 Coleman/Benford iron sharpens iron?
🔴 Hairston splash play
🔴 Mystery UDFA big day
🔴 D-line in attack mode
🔴 Mike White 📈
🔴 Injuries mount early
www.newyorkupstate.com/buffalo-bill...
🔴 Coleman/Benford iron sharpens iron?
🔴 Hairston splash play
🔴 Mystery UDFA big day
🔴 D-line in attack mode
🔴 Mike White 📈
🔴 Injuries mount early
www.newyorkupstate.com/buffalo-bill...
How Bills defense was able to shut down Keon Coleman on Day 1 of training camp (observations)
The Bills opened training camp at St. John Fisher University on Wednesday.
www.newyorkupstate.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
God I’ve missed these. @mattparrino.bsky.social updates have no equal.
Honestly Fuck. These. People. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/h...
U.S. Cancels Contract With Moderna to Develop Bird Flu Vaccine
www.nytimes.com
May 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Honestly Fuck. These. People. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/h...
Inject this into my veins. #billsmafia
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Inject this into my veins. #billsmafia
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I really do think we’re well beyond this point.
If you pretend that your differences with friends and coworkers and family are about “politics” when in fact they’re about right versus wrong and fascism versus the rule of law, you’re doing your country a grave disservice.
If you pretend that your differences with friends and coworkers and family are about “politics” when in fact they’re about right versus wrong and fascism versus the rule of law, you’re doing your country a grave disservice.
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I really do think we’re well beyond this point.
If you pretend that your differences with friends and coworkers and family are about “politics” when in fact they’re about right versus wrong and fascism versus the rule of law, you’re doing your country a grave disservice.
If you pretend that your differences with friends and coworkers and family are about “politics” when in fact they’re about right versus wrong and fascism versus the rule of law, you’re doing your country a grave disservice.
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Trump, as he has so often before, has managed to do something (with the tariffs) that is simultaneously hugely destructive, malevolent in its contempt for the human consequences of his action and yet, at the same time, clownishly ridiculous. He's a cruel, narcissistic Godzilla with a clown nose.
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump, as he has so often before, has managed to do something (with the tariffs) that is simultaneously hugely destructive, malevolent in its contempt for the human consequences of his action and yet, at the same time, clownishly ridiculous. He's a cruel, narcissistic Godzilla with a clown nose.
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NEW: The measles outbreak in Texas has reached 400 cases. Of those, 398 involved individuals who were either unvaccinated or had an unknown vaccination status. One 6-year-old child has died, and 41 others have been hospitalized.
March 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
NEW: The measles outbreak in Texas has reached 400 cases. Of those, 398 involved individuals who were either unvaccinated or had an unknown vaccination status. One 6-year-old child has died, and 41 others have been hospitalized.
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Paul Weiss: We are pathetic.
Skadden: Hold our beer.
Skadden: Hold our beer.
March 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Paul Weiss: We are pathetic.
Skadden: Hold our beer.
Skadden: Hold our beer.
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This Paul Weiss capitulation is the most disgraceful action by a major law firm in my lifetime, so appalling that I couldn’t believe it at first.
Any lawyers at that firm—partners or associates—who don’t promptly resign will defile their moral and professional reputations beyond repair.
Any lawyers at that firm—partners or associates—who don’t promptly resign will defile their moral and professional reputations beyond repair.
March 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This Paul Weiss capitulation is the most disgraceful action by a major law firm in my lifetime, so appalling that I couldn’t believe it at first.
Any lawyers at that firm—partners or associates—who don’t promptly resign will defile their moral and professional reputations beyond repair.
Any lawyers at that firm—partners or associates—who don’t promptly resign will defile their moral and professional reputations beyond repair.
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All you need to know about Twitter
@washingtonpost.com just canceled my subscription. Bezos has gone MAGA, which is reprehensible, and so you lose my money. What a sad decline for a once venerated institution.
February 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@washingtonpost.com just canceled my subscription. Bezos has gone MAGA, which is reprehensible, and so you lose my money. What a sad decline for a once venerated institution.
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
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Dion Dawkins making another pitch to recruit Myles Garrett to Orchard Park. #Bills | #BillsMafia |
#BuiltInBuffalo
#BuiltInBuffalo
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Dion Dawkins making another pitch to recruit Myles Garrett to Orchard Park. #Bills | #BillsMafia |
#BuiltInBuffalo
#BuiltInBuffalo
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GET👏🏻OFF👏🏻THE👏🏻FIELD👏🏻
January 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
GET👏🏻OFF👏🏻THE👏🏻FIELD👏🏻
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Dion Dawkins (73) chops down the inside arm of his man, causing him to topple over because he has too much weight/lean in his arms rather than in his base
This is a snatch & trap technique. Or as Dawkins calls it the “ice pick”. This is not holding
This is a snatch & trap technique. Or as Dawkins calls it the “ice pick”. This is not holding
January 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dion Dawkins (73) chops down the inside arm of his man, causing him to topple over because he has too much weight/lean in his arms rather than in his base
This is a snatch & trap technique. Or as Dawkins calls it the “ice pick”. This is not holding
This is a snatch & trap technique. Or as Dawkins calls it the “ice pick”. This is not holding
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#BillsMafia, remember all week BALT fans waxed poetic about the regular season win, and all the replies were it doesn't matter anymore. Please remember that as you embark on your journey against Jackson Mahomes’ brother and his football team.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
#BillsMafia, remember all week BALT fans waxed poetic about the regular season win, and all the replies were it doesn't matter anymore. Please remember that as you embark on your journey against Jackson Mahomes’ brother and his football team.
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The job Mack Hollins (13) does here is tremendous. Spencer Brown (79) is literally looking for work because Hollins blocked two dudes on his own. And this allows Brown to pick up Branch (32) spinning back inside by the sideline
#BillsMafia #GoBills #Bills
#BillsMafia #GoBills #Bills
December 16, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The job Mack Hollins (13) does here is tremendous. Spencer Brown (79) is literally looking for work because Hollins blocked two dudes on his own. And this allows Brown to pick up Branch (32) spinning back inside by the sideline
#BillsMafia #GoBills #Bills
#BillsMafia #GoBills #Bills
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If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”
These broncos unis are fire.
December 3, 2024 at 1:18 AM
These broncos unis are fire.
Hard to argue with this. The FL thing (and Nancy getting a haircut) was one of the stupidest unforced errors of all time.
It's Gavin Newsom getting caught at French Laundry, just an obvious example of not honoring the standard you said people should follow when it affects you personally.
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Hard to argue with this. The FL thing (and Nancy getting a haircut) was one of the stupidest unforced errors of all time.
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It’s a rebuild year, they said. It’s the Jets division in 2024, they said.
#Bills | #BillsMafia | #GoBills | #SFvsBUF | #BuiltInBuffalo
#Bills | #BillsMafia | #GoBills | #SFvsBUF | #BuiltInBuffalo
December 2, 2024 at 4:13 AM
It’s a rebuild year, they said. It’s the Jets division in 2024, they said.
#Bills | #BillsMafia | #GoBills | #SFvsBUF | #BuiltInBuffalo
#Bills | #BillsMafia | #GoBills | #SFvsBUF | #BuiltInBuffalo